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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"
"Pipi pi pi piii!"
"There they are a-standing in a row..."
"Chu! Chu! Chu!"
Jason Bard sang proudly, his chin held high and a singing Pinkan Pichu
perched on his head. Amber Foxwing watched them both, more than slightly
amused, from atop her perch next to Jason on Gigawatt, the giant Magneton.
Her lover turned and winked at her at that moment, a grin flashing across
his face.
"Take it, Amber!" She just shook her head and smiled, ducking her head as
they passed under a low-hanging branch on the sunlit forest pathway.
"I don't know that part. Wait until you get to the second half! I know a
great harmony!" She giggled and Jason's eyes sparkled. He filled up his
chest and trumpeted loudly.
"Big ones--"
"Pichu!"
"--some as big as your head! Give em a twist, a flick of the--GAAAHHH!!!"
Jason startled his poké passenger as he lurched to the side suddenly,
grabbing at his crotch.
"Jason, what...?" Amber was interuppted as Jason screamed again.
"Gah! No! Bad touch! Bad touch!" Jason gripped his lower regions
frantically, tugging at a...moving bulge under his pants. Pocco squealed
happily until it was tossed off his head into Amber's arms. Jason tried to
stagger to his feet as he struggled with his fly, but the combination of his
broken leg and Gigawatt's slippery metal hide sent him tumbling off his ride
and onto the forest floor with a thump.
Amber squeaked and tapped Gigawatt, telling him to stop. She looked back at
Jason, spread-eagled on his back in the dirt and leaves. He groaned and the
bulge in his pants popped open at the zipper to reveal...a black and white
Zigzagoon.
The little critter blinked up into the sunlight. Its fur was oddly
patterned. Although it alternated colors in sections like most
Zigzagoons...instead of brown, its camoflauge consisted of black stripes on
white fur, and white stripes on black fur. Its coat was much softer than
most of its kind, and a large skunk-like tail poked out of Jason's fly
behind it. It sniffed the air, considered Amber, and dove back in happily.
Jason yelped and reached down into his pants, pulling out the protesting
pokémon, which squeaked and wriggled. He held it up above his head, looking
into its deep blue eyes, and blinked hard at it.
"State your mission in my drawers..." The Zigzagoon chirped happily and
licked Jason's nose, then squirmed out of his hand and made a beeline for
his waistband. Fortunately, Jason stopped it this time.
"Nuh uh...you're staying with Amber. Jason doesn't want to get arrested for
indecent exposure again." Jason handed off the pokémon to his girlfriend,
who had crawled down off of Gigawatt to inspect her lover. She glanced at
the creature as Jason handed it to her, and she frowned at him.
"Are you alright? You took a nasty fa-AAAAA!!" With a burst of speed, the
zigzagoon had crawled up Amber's shirt and was now lodged quite happily
between her breasts. It looked up and licked under her chin, purring
happily. Jason just scratched his head, smiling mischieviously.
"I guess I'll keep her."
--Marco262
Meeh, I planned on more, but the nigth ran later than I expected...and I'd
told Amber I'd have a post up before I went to bed. So here's my half-assed
return story. >_<
Oh yeah...Zig Zag is (c) my Anubian god, Max Black Rabbit.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"
"Pipi pi pi piii!"
"There they are a-standing in a row..."
"Chu! Chu! Chu!"
Jason Bard sang proudly, his chin held high and a singing Pinkan Pichu
perched on his head. Amber Foxwing watched them both, more than slightly
amused, from atop her perch next to Jason on Gigawatt, the giant Magneton.
Her lover turned and winked at her at that moment, a grin flashing across
his face.
"Take it, Amber!" She just shook her head and smiled, ducking her head as
they passed under a low-hanging branch on the sunlit forest pathway.
"I don't know that part. Wait until you get to the second half! I know a
great harmony!" She giggled and Jason's eyes sparkled. He filled up his
chest and trumpeted loudly.
"Big ones--"
"Pichu!"
"--some as big as your head! Give em a twist, a flick of the--GAAAHHH!!!"
Jason startled his poké passenger as he lurched to the side suddenly,
grabbing at his crotch.
"Jason, what...?" Amber was interuppted as Jason screamed again.
"Gah! No! Bad touch! Bad touch!" Jason gripped his lower regions
frantically, tugging at a...moving bulge under his pants. Pocco squealed
happily until it was tossed off his head into Amber's arms. Jason tried to
stagger to his feet as he struggled with his fly, but the combination of his
broken leg and Gigawatt's slippery metal hide sent him tumbling off his ride
and onto the forest floor with a thump.
Amber squeaked and tapped Gigawatt, telling him to stop. She looked back at
Jason, spread-eagled on his back in the dirt and leaves. He groaned and the
bulge in his pants popped open at the zipper to reveal...a black and white
Zigzagoon.
The little critter blinked up into the sunlight. Its fur was oddly
patterned. Although it alternated colors in sections like most
Zigzagoons...instead of brown, its camoflauge consisted of black stripes on
white fur, and white stripes on black fur. Its coat was much softer than
most of its kind, and a large skunk-like tail poked out of Jason's fly
behind it. It sniffed the air, considered Amber, and dove back in happily.
Jason yelped and reached down into his pants, pulling out the protesting
pokémon, which squeaked and wriggled. He held it up above his head, looking
into its deep blue eyes, and blinked hard at it.
"State your mission in my drawers..." The Zigzagoon chirped happily and
licked Jason's nose, then squirmed out of his hand and made a beeline for
his waistband. Fortunately, Jason stopped it this time.
"Nuh uh...you're staying with Amber. Jason doesn't want to get arrested for
indecent exposure again." Jason handed off the pokémon to his girlfriend,
who had crawled down off of Gigawatt to inspect her lover. She glanced at
the creature as Jason handed it to her, and she frowned at him.
"Are you alright? You took a nasty fa-AAAAA!!" With a burst of speed, the
zigzagoon had crawled up Amber's shirt and was now lodged quite happily
between her breasts. It looked up and licked under her chin, purring
happily. Jason just scratched his head, smiling mischieviously.
"I guess I'll keep her."
--Marco262
Meeh, I planned on more, but the nigth ran later than I expected...and I'd
told Amber I'd have a post up before I went to bed. So here's my half-assed
return story. >_<
Oh yeah...Zig Zag is (c) my Anubian god, Max Black Rabbit.
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