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A fluffy, chubby Houndour pup happily follows her brand new Trainer and his
girlfriend down the streets of Saffron City, wagging her tail as she takes
in the sights of the big city. Having spent the first few weeks of her life
as electrical energy stored in a computer, she's very much enjoying the
sights and sounds around her. She gazes up at the skyscrapers, sniffs the
pavement below from time to time, and barks at fellow pedestrians to greet
them. All the while, she's trying to make out what the black-haired human
who's now her Trainer is discussing with his girlfriend, despite the fact
that she doesn't understand their language.
"C'mon, Rilli! Give Houndour a chance," Robert tells Mithril-rama, who's a
bit concerned about the Pokemon her boyfriend recently received in exchange
for his Charizard, "I promise to take good care of her by doing all the
Houndour maintenance that Zafiro told me to do! Well, the stuff I actually
remember, anyway. I'll walk her, and feed her, and clean up after her, and
everything!"
"Just like you do with Aron?" Mithril-rama asks, sarcasm apparent in her
tone. "I don't mind taking care of your baby Aron for you, but you know Fire
Pokemon freak me out a little. Besides, even if Houndour wasn't a Fire Type,
two baby Pokemon is a heavy load for just one person. Especially when one
weighs over a hundred pounds."
"Yeah, but we're two people! I won't neglect my adorable Houndour, I
promise! How could anyone NOT want to take good care of this cute little
puppy? Just look at her..." Robert gestures to the street behind him and
sweatdrops when he sees that his new Pokemon isn't there.
Mithril-rama looks past Robert to see his Houndour barking at a Growlithe
standing next to a tall, thin man outside a shoe store. She shakes her head
and asks, "You were saying something about not neglecting your Houndour?"
She then points at the Fire Pokemon to inform her boyfriend where his puppy
ran off to.
The moment Robert turns his attention to where Rilli's pointing, he
exclaims, "Wait right here, Rilli! I'll go get him right now!" He then runs
towards the man outside the shoe store, who has thinning blond hair and is
wearing business attire. As Robert arrives at his destination, he calls out
to the thin man, "Hey, I'm sorry that my Houndour's bothering your
Growlithe! I just noticed she wandered away from me!"
"You'd better be careful," the man warns Robert the moment the Trainer
reaches his Houndour and hefts the puppy into his arms, "If this city's
anything like Goldenrod, it probably has leash laws. Most big cities do.
Except Mauville City, in Hoenn. They pretty much let anything slide there,
or so I've heard."
Looking down at the man's Growlithe, Robert points out, "But your Growlithe
doesn't have a leash..."
"Right," says the man in his thirties, "But I'm trying to save up money.
It's bad enough I had to buy new shoes. The last thing I need is to spend
more money on a leash." After letting out a small sigh, he adds, "Besides,
if I bump into a police officer, my Growlithe not being on a leash would be
the least of my problems."
"Huh?" Robert asks, "What do you mean?"
Realizing now he shouldn't have shared that bit of personal information, the
man covers up for himself, "I have quite a few unpaid parking tickets."
"You have a car?!" Robert's incredulous reaction surprises the man
considerably, since cars are rather commonplace to him, but he just smiles
politely and nods in response. Robert continues, "Awesome! Hardly anyone has
a car where I'm from! Of course, I'm from Lavender Town, which is a pretty
small town, so no one who lives there really NEEDS a car. Even *I* don't
need a car, and I'm the town's Gym Leader! Oh, by the way, my name's
Robert."
"Mike Smith," the man introduces himself, "Pleased to meet..."
"LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD! LOUD!!!"
"GAAAAH!" Robert cringes, covering his ears with his hands. He looks around,
but doesn't see the source of the commotion. "What's that horrible noise?!"
"LOUD!"
"Fine," says Robert, having heard the shout despite his ears being covered,
"What's that LOUD noise?"
"LOUD! LOUD! LOUD!"
"That's my Loudred..." Mike reconsiders his answer the moment he makes it,
not sure he wants to be associated with such a clamorous Pokemon. "Well,
actually, he's not really mine. I'm just babysitting him. He yells from time
to time, and the only thing that seems to calm him are Pokemon battles."
"LOUD LOUD!!"
"Where is this... 'Loudred'?" asks Robert, not at all familiar with that
particular species of Pokemon and figuring it's from Hoenn.
"LOUD LOUD! LOUD!! LOUD!"
"I'm not sure exactly where he is now, but he's obviously within earshot."
Mike doesn't even bother to look around for his Pokemon, knowing he's on his
way since his shouting is getting louder and louder. "I had my daughter's
Smoochum take him for a walk while I shopped for shoes, so he wouldn't
disturb the other shoppers, but now he's on his way back and it appears he's
itching to battle."
"LOUD!!!"
"In that case, you're in luck, Mr. Smith!" Robert crouches and places his
Houndour on the sidewalk. While petting the fluffy fur coat on the puppy's
back, the Gym Leader explains, "I just got this Houndour and I'd like to see
how she battles. I mean, this wouldn't count as an official Diversity Gym
battle, seeing as how I'd only be using one Type of Pokemon, but my new
Houndour sure could use some battle experience. Besides, if it calms down
your Loudred, we both win!"
"LOUD!!! LOUD!! LOUD! LOUD!! LOUD!!!"
"Good idea, Robert." Mike looks down and finds that his Loudred is now
standing beside him. The Smoochum that arrived along with the loud-mouth
Pokemon mutters to herself and wanders off to complain to Mike's young
Growlithe about her experiences with the Loudred. Meanwhile, Mike's Loudred
stares up at the sky, casually watching some clouds drift by, oblivious to
the fact that both Robert and Mike's Smoochum are glaring at him for making
such a terrible racket.
The Loudred declares, "LOUD LOUD LOUD!!!"
Shortly after Loudred arrives in front of the shoe store, Mithril-rama walks
up to where Robert is petting his Houndour. She leans down and taps her
boyfriend on the shoulder, asking, "What's keeping you so long, Robert? And
what's making that awful noise?"
"LOUD!!"
"To answer both of your questions... THAT is," Robert remarks, pointing at
the Loudred standing next to Mike. "This man here's called Mike Smith, and
this is his Loudred." Hearing his name spoken out loud by the Gym Leader,
Mike realizes he should've given a fake name instead and makes it a point to
better educate himself in fugitive etiquette. Robert stops petting his
Houndour, stands up straight, and continues his explanation, "Mike's Loudred
makes a lot of noise, but he tends to stop making noise whenever he battles.
I'm going to help Mike by having a Pokemon battle with him. My new Houndour
versus his Loudred!"
"LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD!"
"Don't you think you should use one of your other, higher-level Pokemon?"
Mithril-rama asks, taking the opportunity to speak the moment Loudred
momentarily stops shouting. "Maybe Piloswine? Or Hitmonchan? That Houndour's
just a puppy. I don't think she should be battling yet."
"LOUD! LOUD LOUD!! LOUD LOUD LOUD!!!"
"You worry too much, Rilli. Zafiro told me to have fun with it, and battles
are fun!" Noticing that Rilli's not convinced by his argument, Robert
assures her, "I'll recall Houndour before she gets hurt. I'm not battling to
win, just to help Mike and test out some of my new Houndour's abilities
while I'm at it." Still a bit worried, but trusting her boyfriend's ability
to recall the Fire Pokemon if she's in danger, Mithril-rama shrugs and sits
down on the sidewalk to watch the battle, crossing her legs and plugging her
ears with her fingers. Once Rilli's sitting, Robert turns his attention to
Mike and says, "All right, Mike, it's time to reduce big city noise
pollution!"
-Robert
A fluffy, chubby Houndour pup happily follows her brand new Trainer and his
girlfriend down the streets of Saffron City, wagging her tail as she takes
in the sights of the big city. Having spent the first few weeks of her life
as electrical energy stored in a computer, she's very much enjoying the
sights and sounds around her. She gazes up at the skyscrapers, sniffs the
pavement below from time to time, and barks at fellow pedestrians to greet
them. All the while, she's trying to make out what the black-haired human
who's now her Trainer is discussing with his girlfriend, despite the fact
that she doesn't understand their language.
"C'mon, Rilli! Give Houndour a chance," Robert tells Mithril-rama, who's a
bit concerned about the Pokemon her boyfriend recently received in exchange
for his Charizard, "I promise to take good care of her by doing all the
Houndour maintenance that Zafiro told me to do! Well, the stuff I actually
remember, anyway. I'll walk her, and feed her, and clean up after her, and
everything!"
"Just like you do with Aron?" Mithril-rama asks, sarcasm apparent in her
tone. "I don't mind taking care of your baby Aron for you, but you know Fire
Pokemon freak me out a little. Besides, even if Houndour wasn't a Fire Type,
two baby Pokemon is a heavy load for just one person. Especially when one
weighs over a hundred pounds."
"Yeah, but we're two people! I won't neglect my adorable Houndour, I
promise! How could anyone NOT want to take good care of this cute little
puppy? Just look at her..." Robert gestures to the street behind him and
sweatdrops when he sees that his new Pokemon isn't there.
Mithril-rama looks past Robert to see his Houndour barking at a Growlithe
standing next to a tall, thin man outside a shoe store. She shakes her head
and asks, "You were saying something about not neglecting your Houndour?"
She then points at the Fire Pokemon to inform her boyfriend where his puppy
ran off to.
The moment Robert turns his attention to where Rilli's pointing, he
exclaims, "Wait right here, Rilli! I'll go get him right now!" He then runs
towards the man outside the shoe store, who has thinning blond hair and is
wearing business attire. As Robert arrives at his destination, he calls out
to the thin man, "Hey, I'm sorry that my Houndour's bothering your
Growlithe! I just noticed she wandered away from me!"
"You'd better be careful," the man warns Robert the moment the Trainer
reaches his Houndour and hefts the puppy into his arms, "If this city's
anything like Goldenrod, it probably has leash laws. Most big cities do.
Except Mauville City, in Hoenn. They pretty much let anything slide there,
or so I've heard."
Looking down at the man's Growlithe, Robert points out, "But your Growlithe
doesn't have a leash..."
"Right," says the man in his thirties, "But I'm trying to save up money.
It's bad enough I had to buy new shoes. The last thing I need is to spend
more money on a leash." After letting out a small sigh, he adds, "Besides,
if I bump into a police officer, my Growlithe not being on a leash would be
the least of my problems."
"Huh?" Robert asks, "What do you mean?"
Realizing now he shouldn't have shared that bit of personal information, the
man covers up for himself, "I have quite a few unpaid parking tickets."
"You have a car?!" Robert's incredulous reaction surprises the man
considerably, since cars are rather commonplace to him, but he just smiles
politely and nods in response. Robert continues, "Awesome! Hardly anyone has
a car where I'm from! Of course, I'm from Lavender Town, which is a pretty
small town, so no one who lives there really NEEDS a car. Even *I* don't
need a car, and I'm the town's Gym Leader! Oh, by the way, my name's
Robert."
"Mike Smith," the man introduces himself, "Pleased to meet..."
"LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD! LOUD!!!"
"GAAAAH!" Robert cringes, covering his ears with his hands. He looks around,
but doesn't see the source of the commotion. "What's that horrible noise?!"
"LOUD!"
"Fine," says Robert, having heard the shout despite his ears being covered,
"What's that LOUD noise?"
"LOUD! LOUD! LOUD!"
"That's my Loudred..." Mike reconsiders his answer the moment he makes it,
not sure he wants to be associated with such a clamorous Pokemon. "Well,
actually, he's not really mine. I'm just babysitting him. He yells from time
to time, and the only thing that seems to calm him are Pokemon battles."
"LOUD LOUD!!"
"Where is this... 'Loudred'?" asks Robert, not at all familiar with that
particular species of Pokemon and figuring it's from Hoenn.
"LOUD LOUD! LOUD!! LOUD!"
"I'm not sure exactly where he is now, but he's obviously within earshot."
Mike doesn't even bother to look around for his Pokemon, knowing he's on his
way since his shouting is getting louder and louder. "I had my daughter's
Smoochum take him for a walk while I shopped for shoes, so he wouldn't
disturb the other shoppers, but now he's on his way back and it appears he's
itching to battle."
"LOUD!!!"
"In that case, you're in luck, Mr. Smith!" Robert crouches and places his
Houndour on the sidewalk. While petting the fluffy fur coat on the puppy's
back, the Gym Leader explains, "I just got this Houndour and I'd like to see
how she battles. I mean, this wouldn't count as an official Diversity Gym
battle, seeing as how I'd only be using one Type of Pokemon, but my new
Houndour sure could use some battle experience. Besides, if it calms down
your Loudred, we both win!"
"LOUD!!! LOUD!! LOUD! LOUD!! LOUD!!!"
"Good idea, Robert." Mike looks down and finds that his Loudred is now
standing beside him. The Smoochum that arrived along with the loud-mouth
Pokemon mutters to herself and wanders off to complain to Mike's young
Growlithe about her experiences with the Loudred. Meanwhile, Mike's Loudred
stares up at the sky, casually watching some clouds drift by, oblivious to
the fact that both Robert and Mike's Smoochum are glaring at him for making
such a terrible racket.
The Loudred declares, "LOUD LOUD LOUD!!!"
Shortly after Loudred arrives in front of the shoe store, Mithril-rama walks
up to where Robert is petting his Houndour. She leans down and taps her
boyfriend on the shoulder, asking, "What's keeping you so long, Robert? And
what's making that awful noise?"
"LOUD!!"
"To answer both of your questions... THAT is," Robert remarks, pointing at
the Loudred standing next to Mike. "This man here's called Mike Smith, and
this is his Loudred." Hearing his name spoken out loud by the Gym Leader,
Mike realizes he should've given a fake name instead and makes it a point to
better educate himself in fugitive etiquette. Robert stops petting his
Houndour, stands up straight, and continues his explanation, "Mike's Loudred
makes a lot of noise, but he tends to stop making noise whenever he battles.
I'm going to help Mike by having a Pokemon battle with him. My new Houndour
versus his Loudred!"
"LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD!"
"Don't you think you should use one of your other, higher-level Pokemon?"
Mithril-rama asks, taking the opportunity to speak the moment Loudred
momentarily stops shouting. "Maybe Piloswine? Or Hitmonchan? That Houndour's
just a puppy. I don't think she should be battling yet."
"LOUD! LOUD LOUD!! LOUD LOUD LOUD!!!"
"You worry too much, Rilli. Zafiro told me to have fun with it, and battles
are fun!" Noticing that Rilli's not convinced by his argument, Robert
assures her, "I'll recall Houndour before she gets hurt. I'm not battling to
win, just to help Mike and test out some of my new Houndour's abilities
while I'm at it." Still a bit worried, but trusting her boyfriend's ability
to recall the Fire Pokemon if she's in danger, Mithril-rama shrugs and sits
down on the sidewalk to watch the battle, crossing her legs and plugging her
ears with her fingers. Once Rilli's sitting, Robert turns his attention to
Mike and says, "All right, Mike, it's time to reduce big city noise
pollution!"
-Robert