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A twelve year-old girl with long black hair merrily skips out of Fallarbor's
Pokemon Center, having just last night found out from the Center's nurse
that she missed the Cable Car to Lavaridge Town quite a few miles ago in her
journey. A shiny Zigzagoon bounces after the girl in the black dress as she
heads east, bracing himself for the volcano fallout he'll be inhaling as
soon as they leave the town limits.
Just west of the Pokemon Center, a teenage biker girl with long green hair
crouches behind some artificial shrubbery decorating the path to the
building, preparing to ambush the girl heading east. An angry Smoochum next
to the leather-clad biker glares at the girl in the black dress, planning on
reclaiming her Magcargo from the child.
Just east of the Pokemon Center, a middle-aged magician with thinning brown
hair hides behind one of the building's walls, also planning to ambush the
girl heading east. A Mawile next to the tuxedo-clad magician opens her maw
wide, ready to Bite the girl in the black dress since she wants to help the
magician take back the shiny Unown the girl stole from him.
Just south of the Pokemon Center, a group of travelers in search of a young
man named Smasher are on their way out of the town, wanting to regroup in
Mauville with the rest of the people that make up their party. From their
perspective, they can see all three people near the Pokemon Center, as well
as all three of their Pokemon. The only one who actually does see them,
however, is a half-human half-Ditto hybrid, who turned her attention towards
the Pokemon Center the moment she sensed very strong psychic activity coming
from the girl - or better put, from within some of the girl's Pokeballs.
"Kitsu, wait!"
"Mawile, Bite!"
"Ziggy, Sand - Attack!"
"Diva, Ice Beam!"
"Is something wrong, Aerie?" asks Kitsu, the half-Ninetales hybrid of the
search party, addressing the half-Ditto girl she's carrying.
"Aaaaaaw!" Marvin the Magician's Mawile declares with her steel maw wide
open as she leaps towards the girl in the black dress.
"ZigzaaGOOON!" cries Ziggy, the Zigzagoon belonging to Terri, the girl about
to be attacked, as he kicks dirt into Mawile's eyes.
"I don't KNOW Ice Beam," complains Diva, the Smoochum captured by Roxie, the
biker. "You really should know that by now."
When Aerie points at the Pokemon Center, each member the search party in
Fallarbor Town reacts accordingly. Kitsu is the first one to look in that
direction, and she's followed by Keaton. Cassandra Gale turns her attention
to the Pokemon Center next. Derek Fisher's Medicham looks towards the Center
before his Trainer does, since Derek is still glancing back at the Magma
Base they left behind, still thoroughly disturbed by their walking away from
it but still not sure why. When Derek turns his head, he notices everyone
else is looking at the Pokemon Center, so he follows their gaze to see a
middle-aged man confronting a little girl.
"You said SAND attack, not DIRT attack," Marvin informs Terri when he sees
Real Tears coming from the eyes of his Mawile, "Your Zigzagoon doesn't fight
fair! My poor Mawile might need eye surgery now!"
"You're the one who's not fair - you are," Terri tells Marvin as she
withdraws a Pokeball from a straw basket that's dangling from one of her
arms. "Sneaking up on a poor little girl like me like that - how rude!"
"What DO you know?" Roxie asks Diva since she has no idea what attacks the
Smoochum knows. "Look, forget it. I don't care. You're an Ice Pokemon -
freeze the little bitch so we can get our Pokemon back."
"That's it. It's nap time, little girl!" Marvin takes a Pokeball out of one
of his sapphire blue tuxedo's pockets and throws it at the ground, releasing
an Exeggutor. The middle-aged man commands, "Exeggutor, put this little girl
and her Zigzagoon to sleep using Hypnosis!"
"Not so fast - slow down! Now it's my turn - I'm up!" Terri drops the
Pokeball she removed from her basket, releasing a Magcargo. The twelve
year-old girl calls out, "Magcargo, hit the Exeggutor with Flamethrower -
then Mawile!"
"Good. She sent out your Magcargo." Roxie pushes Diva out from behind the
bushes. "You have nothing to fear, so get your ass out there and freeze her
already!"
The two more obedient heads of Marvin's Exeggutor start concentrating on
putting Terri's Zigzagoon to sleep, but the disobedient ones ignore Marvin's
command to put Terri to sleep. None of the heads attempt Hypnotizing the
Magcargo that has just been released however, since Marvin didn't instruct
them to, so mere seconds after Ziggy starts snoring, Exeggutor is engulfed
by a Flamethrower attack that causes the Palm Tree Pokemon to fall over,
unconscious. Before Marvin can recall the Exeggutor or send out another
Pokemon, the Magcargo spits another Flamethrower attack at Marvin's Mawile,
knocking her out as well. Out of left field, Diva the Smoochum leaps onto
her Magcargo's back and slaps his Rock Shell, determined to gallop off into
the sunset on her loyal steed.
Five seconds later, the Magcargo takes one step forward.
"DIVA?! What are YOU doing here?!" Marvin asks, surprised to see his rival
from Johto in Fallarbor Town. He hadn't seen the Smoochum since the day he
left Goldenrod City. "Terri's Magcargo is YOUR Magcargo? Just how many
Goldenrod City citizens did this little girl steal from?!"
"Leave me alone, you hack magician," snarls Diva, slapping her Magcargo's
Rock Shell repeatedly, "Can't you see I'm making my getaway? It might be
going a bit slow, but I'm okay with that. MOVE, YOU STUPID MAGCARGO, MOVE!"
"You like things slow - do you?" Terri asks Diva with a mischievous smirk on
her face, pulling four shrunken Pokeballs out of her basket with one hand,
"How about I stop you in your tracks all together - how's that?"
Realizing that her escape plan isn't going as well as she had hoped it
would, Diva decides to follow Roxie's advice instead. "How about I stop YOU
in your tracks? Time for some Powder Snow!" Diva blows a gust of snow
through her lips, which covers Terri's black dress with a layer of white
snow but doesn't freeze her.
"You idiot," Roxie complains, stepping out from behind the bushes, "Powder
Snow has a minimal chance of freezing opponents! Use a stronger Ice attack!"
Diva pouts her lips, temporarily ceasing the rampant slapping of her Fire
Pokemon to admit, "I... I don't know any stronger Ice attacks." After wiping
a single tear from her right eye, she goes back to furiously beating her
Magcargo's Rock Shell, "Hyah! Hyah! Speed me away from the insensitive jerk
who doesn't know anything about me even though she captured me months ago!"
"Whoa, wait a minute," Marvin says, surprised to see the biker girl he met
in the Fiery Path, "Diva - you're ROXIE'S Pokemon? Since when?"
"Enough with the catching up already - I'm bored," Terri declares, enlarging
the four Pokeballs she pulled out of her basket, "I'm gonna freeze you all -
that's fun!" The young black-haired girl drops all four Pokeballs onto the
ground in front of Fallarbor's Pokemon Center, releasing four shiny Unown -
Eff, Jay, Ehl, and Ehn. All four shiny Unown start circling Terri.
"Fire Wand! Tickler! Blower!" Marvin calls out to three of the shiny Unown
by the nicknames he gave them - Ehn, Ehl, and Jay, respectively. When the
shiny Unown continue to fly around Terri, not reacting to Marvin at all, the
middle-aged man asks, "Don't you recognize me? It's me, Marvin - your
friend!"
"They're MY friends now - good friends!" Terri giggles, happy to be flanked
by such powerful Pokemon. "They listen to me - just watch!" She points at
Diva with one hand and at Roxie with the other, then she demands, "Freeze
these two in time - right now!"
Two of the four shiny Unown fly over to Diva and the Smoochum is frozen in
place, one hand a mere inch from her Magcargo's Rock Shell. The other two
shiny Unown freeze Roxie just as she reaches for her Weezing's Pokeball.
Their tasks complete, the four shiny Unown fly back to Terri and continue
circling her.
Eff allows itself a mental chuckle. Not only has the malicious shiny Unown
taken control of the weak-willed Unown that the girl stole from the
middle-aged man and convinced them to add their power to its own, but now it
has frozen its past master, who tried to sell it instead of help it, in
time. Suddenly, Eff senses another shiny Unown in the vicinity due to its
psychic ability to Find others. Eff turns its eye to the group of travelers
approaching from the south, ready to freeze every one of them in time if
need be and take the shiny Unown that one of the female members of the group
is carrying.
Marvin, meanwhile, has no idea why his peaceful shiny Unown friends haven't
rushed to his side to play with him. He's convinced that they would never
freeze him in time, however, so he stands his ground and keeps trying to get
them to come to their senses, "Fire Wand, Tickler, Blower - listen to me!
That girl is a mean little thief! You shouldn't do what she tells you to do!
Come back to me, you guys! If you want, your shiny new friend can join us
too..."
Eff glares at the magician with its one eye and telepathically commands the
three shiny Unown flying around it to freeze Marvin in time.
When Ehn, Ehl, and Jay start floating towards Marvin, the middle-aged man
smiles. His smile turns into a frown, however, when he notices the evil look
in each shiny Unown's eye. He holds the palms of his hands up and backs away
slowly, asking, "I don't suppose you're all planning on nuzzling up against
me?"
-Marvin
A twelve year-old girl with long black hair merrily skips out of Fallarbor's
Pokemon Center, having just last night found out from the Center's nurse
that she missed the Cable Car to Lavaridge Town quite a few miles ago in her
journey. A shiny Zigzagoon bounces after the girl in the black dress as she
heads east, bracing himself for the volcano fallout he'll be inhaling as
soon as they leave the town limits.
Just west of the Pokemon Center, a teenage biker girl with long green hair
crouches behind some artificial shrubbery decorating the path to the
building, preparing to ambush the girl heading east. An angry Smoochum next
to the leather-clad biker glares at the girl in the black dress, planning on
reclaiming her Magcargo from the child.
Just east of the Pokemon Center, a middle-aged magician with thinning brown
hair hides behind one of the building's walls, also planning to ambush the
girl heading east. A Mawile next to the tuxedo-clad magician opens her maw
wide, ready to Bite the girl in the black dress since she wants to help the
magician take back the shiny Unown the girl stole from him.
Just south of the Pokemon Center, a group of travelers in search of a young
man named Smasher are on their way out of the town, wanting to regroup in
Mauville with the rest of the people that make up their party. From their
perspective, they can see all three people near the Pokemon Center, as well
as all three of their Pokemon. The only one who actually does see them,
however, is a half-human half-Ditto hybrid, who turned her attention towards
the Pokemon Center the moment she sensed very strong psychic activity coming
from the girl - or better put, from within some of the girl's Pokeballs.
"Kitsu, wait!"
"Mawile, Bite!"
"Ziggy, Sand - Attack!"
"Diva, Ice Beam!"
"Is something wrong, Aerie?" asks Kitsu, the half-Ninetales hybrid of the
search party, addressing the half-Ditto girl she's carrying.
"Aaaaaaw!" Marvin the Magician's Mawile declares with her steel maw wide
open as she leaps towards the girl in the black dress.
"ZigzaaGOOON!" cries Ziggy, the Zigzagoon belonging to Terri, the girl about
to be attacked, as he kicks dirt into Mawile's eyes.
"I don't KNOW Ice Beam," complains Diva, the Smoochum captured by Roxie, the
biker. "You really should know that by now."
When Aerie points at the Pokemon Center, each member the search party in
Fallarbor Town reacts accordingly. Kitsu is the first one to look in that
direction, and she's followed by Keaton. Cassandra Gale turns her attention
to the Pokemon Center next. Derek Fisher's Medicham looks towards the Center
before his Trainer does, since Derek is still glancing back at the Magma
Base they left behind, still thoroughly disturbed by their walking away from
it but still not sure why. When Derek turns his head, he notices everyone
else is looking at the Pokemon Center, so he follows their gaze to see a
middle-aged man confronting a little girl.
"You said SAND attack, not DIRT attack," Marvin informs Terri when he sees
Real Tears coming from the eyes of his Mawile, "Your Zigzagoon doesn't fight
fair! My poor Mawile might need eye surgery now!"
"You're the one who's not fair - you are," Terri tells Marvin as she
withdraws a Pokeball from a straw basket that's dangling from one of her
arms. "Sneaking up on a poor little girl like me like that - how rude!"
"What DO you know?" Roxie asks Diva since she has no idea what attacks the
Smoochum knows. "Look, forget it. I don't care. You're an Ice Pokemon -
freeze the little bitch so we can get our Pokemon back."
"That's it. It's nap time, little girl!" Marvin takes a Pokeball out of one
of his sapphire blue tuxedo's pockets and throws it at the ground, releasing
an Exeggutor. The middle-aged man commands, "Exeggutor, put this little girl
and her Zigzagoon to sleep using Hypnosis!"
"Not so fast - slow down! Now it's my turn - I'm up!" Terri drops the
Pokeball she removed from her basket, releasing a Magcargo. The twelve
year-old girl calls out, "Magcargo, hit the Exeggutor with Flamethrower -
then Mawile!"
"Good. She sent out your Magcargo." Roxie pushes Diva out from behind the
bushes. "You have nothing to fear, so get your ass out there and freeze her
already!"
The two more obedient heads of Marvin's Exeggutor start concentrating on
putting Terri's Zigzagoon to sleep, but the disobedient ones ignore Marvin's
command to put Terri to sleep. None of the heads attempt Hypnotizing the
Magcargo that has just been released however, since Marvin didn't instruct
them to, so mere seconds after Ziggy starts snoring, Exeggutor is engulfed
by a Flamethrower attack that causes the Palm Tree Pokemon to fall over,
unconscious. Before Marvin can recall the Exeggutor or send out another
Pokemon, the Magcargo spits another Flamethrower attack at Marvin's Mawile,
knocking her out as well. Out of left field, Diva the Smoochum leaps onto
her Magcargo's back and slaps his Rock Shell, determined to gallop off into
the sunset on her loyal steed.
Five seconds later, the Magcargo takes one step forward.
"DIVA?! What are YOU doing here?!" Marvin asks, surprised to see his rival
from Johto in Fallarbor Town. He hadn't seen the Smoochum since the day he
left Goldenrod City. "Terri's Magcargo is YOUR Magcargo? Just how many
Goldenrod City citizens did this little girl steal from?!"
"Leave me alone, you hack magician," snarls Diva, slapping her Magcargo's
Rock Shell repeatedly, "Can't you see I'm making my getaway? It might be
going a bit slow, but I'm okay with that. MOVE, YOU STUPID MAGCARGO, MOVE!"
"You like things slow - do you?" Terri asks Diva with a mischievous smirk on
her face, pulling four shrunken Pokeballs out of her basket with one hand,
"How about I stop you in your tracks all together - how's that?"
Realizing that her escape plan isn't going as well as she had hoped it
would, Diva decides to follow Roxie's advice instead. "How about I stop YOU
in your tracks? Time for some Powder Snow!" Diva blows a gust of snow
through her lips, which covers Terri's black dress with a layer of white
snow but doesn't freeze her.
"You idiot," Roxie complains, stepping out from behind the bushes, "Powder
Snow has a minimal chance of freezing opponents! Use a stronger Ice attack!"
Diva pouts her lips, temporarily ceasing the rampant slapping of her Fire
Pokemon to admit, "I... I don't know any stronger Ice attacks." After wiping
a single tear from her right eye, she goes back to furiously beating her
Magcargo's Rock Shell, "Hyah! Hyah! Speed me away from the insensitive jerk
who doesn't know anything about me even though she captured me months ago!"
"Whoa, wait a minute," Marvin says, surprised to see the biker girl he met
in the Fiery Path, "Diva - you're ROXIE'S Pokemon? Since when?"
"Enough with the catching up already - I'm bored," Terri declares, enlarging
the four Pokeballs she pulled out of her basket, "I'm gonna freeze you all -
that's fun!" The young black-haired girl drops all four Pokeballs onto the
ground in front of Fallarbor's Pokemon Center, releasing four shiny Unown -
Eff, Jay, Ehl, and Ehn. All four shiny Unown start circling Terri.
"Fire Wand! Tickler! Blower!" Marvin calls out to three of the shiny Unown
by the nicknames he gave them - Ehn, Ehl, and Jay, respectively. When the
shiny Unown continue to fly around Terri, not reacting to Marvin at all, the
middle-aged man asks, "Don't you recognize me? It's me, Marvin - your
friend!"
"They're MY friends now - good friends!" Terri giggles, happy to be flanked
by such powerful Pokemon. "They listen to me - just watch!" She points at
Diva with one hand and at Roxie with the other, then she demands, "Freeze
these two in time - right now!"
Two of the four shiny Unown fly over to Diva and the Smoochum is frozen in
place, one hand a mere inch from her Magcargo's Rock Shell. The other two
shiny Unown freeze Roxie just as she reaches for her Weezing's Pokeball.
Their tasks complete, the four shiny Unown fly back to Terri and continue
circling her.
Eff allows itself a mental chuckle. Not only has the malicious shiny Unown
taken control of the weak-willed Unown that the girl stole from the
middle-aged man and convinced them to add their power to its own, but now it
has frozen its past master, who tried to sell it instead of help it, in
time. Suddenly, Eff senses another shiny Unown in the vicinity due to its
psychic ability to Find others. Eff turns its eye to the group of travelers
approaching from the south, ready to freeze every one of them in time if
need be and take the shiny Unown that one of the female members of the group
is carrying.
Marvin, meanwhile, has no idea why his peaceful shiny Unown friends haven't
rushed to his side to play with him. He's convinced that they would never
freeze him in time, however, so he stands his ground and keeps trying to get
them to come to their senses, "Fire Wand, Tickler, Blower - listen to me!
That girl is a mean little thief! You shouldn't do what she tells you to do!
Come back to me, you guys! If you want, your shiny new friend can join us
too..."
Eff glares at the magician with its one eye and telepathically commands the
three shiny Unown flying around it to freeze Marvin in time.
When Ehn, Ehl, and Jay start floating towards Marvin, the middle-aged man
smiles. His smile turns into a frown, however, when he notices the evil look
in each shiny Unown's eye. He holds the palms of his hands up and backs away
slowly, asking, "I don't suppose you're all planning on nuzzling up against
me?"
-Marvin