AMD - just for laughs

[bonkers]

april fool´s day strikes back

posted at forumdeluxx (german website)
translation help: schneller als - faster as, gleichschnell wie - as fast as


AMD will launch the following models april 22nd

R600 Launch Modelle:
X2900 XTX 65nm 64v5@1,2GHz 1GB GDDR4@2,8GHz@512Bit ca. 60% schneller als 8800GTX 499€
X2900 XT 65nm 64v5@1GHz 512MB GDDR3@2GHz@512Bit ca. 30% schneller als 8800GTX 399€
X2900 XL 65nm 48v5@1GHz 512MB GDDR3@1,8GHz@512Bit ca. 5% schneller als 8800GTX 319€
X2900 GT 65nm 48v5@0,8GHz 512MB GDDR3@1,6GHz@256Bit ca. 20% schneller als 8800GTS 640 249€

X2600 XT 65nm 36v5@0,6GHz 512/256MB GDDR3@1,4GHz@256Bit ca. 5% schneller als 8800GTS 320 199€
X2600 XL 65nm 36v5@0,5GHz 256MB GDDR3@1,2GHz@256Bit ca. 25% schneller als 8600GTS 149€

K10 Launch Modelle:
AMD Exan X4 65nm 4x2,5GHz 2MB L3 ca. 70% schneller als QX6700@3GHz 799€
AMD Exan X4 65nm 4x2,3GHz 2MB L3 ca. 50% schneller als QX6700@3GHz 699€
AMD Exan X4 65nm 4x2,1GHz 2MB L3 ca. 30% schneller als QX6700@3GHz 599€
AMD Exan X4 65nm 4x1,9GHz 2MB L3 ca. 10% schneller als QX6700@3GHz 499€

AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,9GHz 2MB L3 ca. 90% schneller als X6800 699€
AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,7GHz 2MB L3 ca. 70% schneller als X6800 599€
AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,5GHz 2MB L3 ca. 50% schneller als X6800 499€
AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,3GHz 2MB L3 ca. 30% schneller als X6800 399€
AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,1GHz 2MB L3 ca. 10% schneller als X6800 299€
AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x1,9GHz 2MB L3 ca. gleichschnell wie X6800 199€

 

[Dahak]

Well I guess some one might believe it.LOL.But not me.

Dahak

AMD X2-4400+@2.6 TOLEDO
EVGA NF4 SLI MB
2X EVGA 7950GT KO IN SLI
4X 512MB CRUCIAL BALLISTIX DDR500
WD300GIG HD/SAMSUNG 250GIG HD
ACER 22IN WIDESCREEN LCD 1600X1200
THERMALTAKE TOUGHPOWER 850WATT PSU
COOLERMASTER MINI R120
3DMARK05 13,471

 

[Guest]

Errrmmm...... Am I supposed to laugh now? Just tell me when to begin...

 

[gOJDO]

Sharikou would also laugh, because he thinks that those numbers are higher for at least 200%.

 

[m25]

At least, I'd love to believe the prices

 

[baddog1]

That world-class German sense of humor. Only those hilarious Icelanders even come close.

 

[runswindows95]

Sadly, some people would think those specs are real...

 

[srgess]

AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,9GHz 2MB L3 ca. 90% schneller als X6800 699€

What Schneller als 90% mean ' Better then X6800 by 90% ?

 

[Guest]

AMD Zetan X2 65nm 2x2,9GHz 2MB L3 ca. 90% schneller als X6800 699€

What Schneller als 90% mean ' Better then X6800 by 90% ?

That would be the translation of it, yes...

 

[srgess]

I guess i can laughs for that.

 

[piesquared]

Unbelievable numbers for sure. Although today would be a great day for AMD to slip numbers out under the guise of April fools. :no-wink:

 

[eregular]

1.2 on the gpu and 2.8 on the memory...holy crapstick