Sorry Taco, but we've decided not to export our women anymore. You'll have to move to Canada, learn what a toque is, eat back bacon, and start spelling words like cheque properly. And that's just the minimal requirements. Growing facial hair and relishing having your lips and eyes freeze shut are good for bonus points, as are knowing how long you can leave a case of canadian beer in a snowdrift before it freezes and ESP so you can tell what a woman will look like without her parka on.
But it's worth it. Really. Hope to see you soon.
Politics is easy here too...Conservatives are conservative in every way except they spend more, Liberals are like Democrats but spend less, the NDP are Liberal in every way just more spendy. And the metric system didn't go away, so decimals are vitally important.