You Sold Your Soul For A C2D!!?

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my soul went corporate and has been selling shares for years... Current price is around $.03/share... I screwed Intel and got one of the better chips around! I feel no pain now...

Used Ramblers and Pacers are still available to those loyal to American Motors as well.
Go AMC!!! (Oh sorry, too late...)

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I sold my soul for candy many years ago.

I've wanted to dismount my wounded pony...wanna put the old gal down (Thoroughbred 2700+) but I knew I wouldn't be honoring her memory buy switching to the great blue satan...

And anyway guys...everything happens April 22nd...this thread is OBVIOUSLY just a joke...i mean if k10 flops i'll be scoring a e4300...

How is anyone supposed to get the oxygen back out of you?

Are you MAD?

..But those who pray to the false "green god" will be stained with eternal sin for their apostacy, and be forced to roam the streets and country side, crying out " Why has our god abandoned us? Where is our salvation?". But the sky and earth shall remain silent, and they shall realize too late their folly. And upon their forehead shall be branded "IDIOT", to show to all their blasphemy..

I sold my soul to the company store.

I'm so lonely without a native quadcore...*sniff sniff*

i wrote this: http://forumz.tomshardware.com/har [...] 32263.html

before i read your post - the same thing!

get the amd's while they going cheap..... going going ... gone!

Huh, I know your just a fanboy or a troll, but this was actually pretty funny.

You should do the entire bible.


yes he is BUT I AM NOT!

no company owns me

i make companies grovel at my feet and make them offer me the best deals

This forum could quite happily run a 12-page thread concerning the itchiness of one's balls. In fact, it might have already. *goes to search*

This forum could quite happily run a 12-page thread concerning the itchiness of one's balls. In fact, it might have already. *goes to search*


Its next to the one about the Old Computer Working and below Thanks for the No Help.

Seriously, shouldn't you be in a AOL chatroom saying:

A/S/L??
A/S/L??
A/S/L??
A/S/L??
lol
omg
ttfn
brb

what do you do if you never had a soul to begin with? *clubs a baby seal*

What's soo immoral about the Inuit clubbing baby seals anyways?! I mean they club those seals in a hunt that will gather them food, pelts and coinage to last them 1 year before the next seal hunt.

These seals feed the Inuits families... and last time I checked.. Humans > Seals in the list of who's most important to humanity.

Also these seals have no natural predators these days (you can thank global warming for that).

It always offends me how little Pamela *whore* Anderson knows about WHY seals are hunted and why it's only done once a year.

If you don't know why then STFU..lol

Sorry political post but it pisses me off.

Aren't you concerned about offending the Inuit population by calling them "unnatural"?

When you hit 200 you will have a pair of these

No one typed it was immoral.

Wrong, seals > inuit people because they depend on the seals for daily life. You typed so yourself.

Ever hear of SHARKS?

I am an atheist so I have no soul.

I simply buy whichever is the fastest for the amount of money that I want to spend. That's why I upgrade from an Athlon XP to the C2D last year.

This forum could quite happily run a 12-page thread concerning the itchiness of one's balls. In fact, it might have already. *goes to search*


Its next to the one about the Very Old Computer Working and below Thanks for the No Help.

You forgot the most important part of that thread name; I corrected it for you. Anyhow, that thread got to 50+ pages. To all the n00bs (the n00bs that know how to use the search feature ), go do a search for "Very old computer working"; it's a classic.

was there absolutely any point to this thread WHATSOEVER?

and why can't atheists have souls?