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Hef's getting married .. .again... at 84 !!

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December 27, 2010 3:23:19 AM

Who's that?
December 27, 2010 6:47:08 AM


This is what a man different from a woman. You loss your hair but not the smile in our faces.
Cheers.
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December 27, 2010 9:22:41 AM

Something really wrong with *** like that.

Depending on the ages, a 5 year gap can be paedophilia. WTF do you call that sort of relationship then?
December 27, 2010 9:50:14 AM

No it's not as long as they're both 18.
December 27, 2010 11:02:42 AM

Well, sometimes enough just ain't enough, I guess. Good luck to them both since I'm sure they're both gonna get what each one wants...... and more.... :) 
December 27, 2010 11:42:43 AM

I am not talking about legal age of consent.

There is more to this type of thing than law.

That girl is one step away from being a necrophile or a whore.

Those extreme age relationships just seem wrong to me. But that is me.
December 27, 2010 12:18:59 PM

Actually it's a perfect match - they both exploit other people for money..

In some Asian countries, women prefer the men to be older than themselves - I guess they figure to inherit the wealth that much sooner :D .
December 27, 2010 10:20:01 PM

Anyway, as long as they are happy ...

December 28, 2010 1:04:09 AM

Let's make bets: When do you think the marriage will end?

:D 
December 28, 2010 1:14:47 AM

^ When the Viagra stops working. :na:  This might be old Hef's last girlfriend upgrade.
December 28, 2010 1:21:17 AM

His bank account might need some more CPR.
December 28, 2010 11:14:20 AM

Don't be like that ... they could both be in love.

Some women feel very safe around older men.

I am trying not to seem creepy ...
December 29, 2010 1:44:07 AM

<3 you

:) 
December 29, 2010 4:11:16 AM

Well, it also shows that it's never too late to fall in love..... be it with the man or the money or the body..... :) 
January 9, 2011 1:36:06 PM

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June 15, 2011 12:40:42 PM

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June 15, 2011 12:44:15 PM

Update ... sorry bout the delay.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/playboy-...

Poor Hef.

We need to get him an account here and give him some tips.

Between gamer, mingo and badge we will get him another chick.

If you have any ideas to help perk up his spirits feel free to post them here.

I was going to suggest he goes for an ugly one ... it works for me.

June 16, 2011 8:16:23 PM

Hef's wedding to Crystal Harris at the Playboy Mansion Saturday was called off by the bride-to-be after a bitter telephone conversation Sunday. One of two things must have happened. Either the pre-nup just arrived in the mail or she's just learned to read.

June 16, 2011 10:07:23 PM

badge said:
Hef's wedding to Crystal Harris at the Playboy Mansion Saturday was called off by the bride-to-be after a bitter telephone conversation Sunday. One of two things must have happened. Either the pre-nup just arrived in the mail or she's just learned to read.



:lol: 

Or, she told him that marrying her was the only way he'd get to lay that pipe, he agreed, then at the last minute she decided she just couldn't bring herself to bang out an 84 year old Hef. :D 
June 20, 2011 12:26:37 PM

Anyhow ... keep your eye open for another one for Hef ... he needs a few wingmen.

I'll e-mail him that Russian Bride site ... choice !!

:) 
June 21, 2011 1:19:33 AM

http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/06/20/6899279-new-blo...

Looks like Hef's business advisor told him it would look bad for the 'world's most eligible playboy' to be all broke up over being jilted, so he picked Ms. January for his new tootsie-roll :p .

BTW, he's 85 now - time to change his title to 'world's oldest play-geezer' :D ..

He really looks like he's got Alzheimer's or something, at least in the later pix.

And as to his claim-to-fame of championing women's freedom, there's an expose out by one of his former playmates, stating that in order for house bunnies to get their weekly salary, they would have to meet with Hef and he would go over in detail what he disliked about them and order them to improve. Guess he had to be the controlling daddy figure..
June 21, 2011 11:18:30 AM

Hey ... when you have had as much pussy as he has feel free to take a swipe at him.

He has been a champion of many causes over the years ... google him for a decent read.

I hope he dies nailing some hot babe ...

We should then start the cannonization process quickly ...

:) 
September 12, 2011 4:18:36 PM

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