Goofy AMD Employee Opteron and Xeon Videos

Haha   . that's why I deemed them "goofy", though Clutsy and not very well done, it's still funny for its content.

LOL HAHA


the 2nd one is lame tho.

The first one was much better. It was obviously a Borat ripoff, but it was still pretty funny.

lol nice find. i like  

too bad they're kinda living in the past tho with their adds

they're like, "lets not say anything about current performance or how our barcelona is going to be better... lets just talk about how BAD intel WAS."

still funny tho

Well, it's in no way as technically scarcastic(because you'd have to know about Netburst and it's inefficiencies) but the Point of it is funny because most MACidiots and PCdeserters/MACusers would understand this joke.

Those were dumb and not even remotely funny.

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=39575

What a Cheap skate, he finds the Videos a good day after I did.

I found it when only 23 People had viewed it.

Can you imagine a world where AMD starts ramping up the frequencies while Intel's procs run cool?

Can you imagine a world where AMD never released their K10 architecture?

theres another funny one here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5rARh6Gx5o&NR=1

I still like the first one that nimble nuckle posted the most tho
Funny stuff, I am sending it to my friend for a good laugh.

Still not funny.

It would be funnier if it were true.. but it isn't  

Xeons don't produce any noticeable heat difference over Opterons.. even the Netburst Xeons and even in large quantities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wNmVnZzNVk&mode=related...

You Happy now? This is Pro-Intel  

Still not funny..lol

  But they made it just for you>>>

Nope they didn't.. they made it for fanboys like you and others on the "other side". :wink:

I don't find that stuff funny. It's actually pretty dumb and juvenile.

That was a joke :?

In the Last Video they say "We made it just for you", I just though you'd have watcheed it and got the joke, because you are the one with the awesome Quad-Core, so I thought you would have got that connection to that " They made it just for you" Joke I made.

Sorry but I'm just really annoyed at the whole AMD vs. Intel thing. I guess I feel it's gotten to a point where it's sorta like n'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys. Coke vs. Pepsi or Toronto Maple Leafs vs. The Ottawa Senators.

I dunno.

It just annoys me that these companies think we're soo dumb and treat us like neanderthals.

i'm sorry...but its not...that funny...

This is a hillarious video dude!
A must watch...

http://blip.tv/file/get/Vnunet-idf_xeon456.wmv

humm... I just thought up a similar video script.. but i don't have any image recording device.. too bad  

anyway, i'll post the script here. any feedback, criticism, flamming welcomed.
Elmoisevil: sorry, please bear with me  

[script]
one of the college aged guy A walk into the room, seeing his friend B(college aged) playing a computer game (probably graphic intensive)

A: hey. i thought you agreed to your dad that you're going to encode "terminator 3" for him?
B: yeh. I'm encoding now.
A: but you're playing computer game!!
B: yeh. I'm encoding the movie in the background.
A: wow. you can do that?
B: yeh, cool isn't it? With this Core 2 Duo Q6600, I can basically multi-task anyway i want to. heck i'm even scanning for virus in the background right now.
A: you're doing encoding, virus scanning, and playing game at the same time? dude it must costed you an arm and a leg when you purchased this computer.
B: nah not really. It only cost me about 1.5k.
A: you're kidding me.
B: I'm serious. I even used the money i saved in buying two 8800GTS's for SLI.
A: hey. have you wondered, what would it be like if there is no Core 2 Duo?
B: what? you mean if Core 2 duo never existed?
A: yeh...
A and B: hummm....(imaging)

screen slowly morphs into another room, apparently crappier. A full size tower on the table, with a 20" screen.

B led A into the room. B looked very excited.
B: hey, come and check out my new computer.
A: wow you got a new computer? I thought you bought your previous computer two years ago?
B: yeh, but the new X2s were just released days ago. I can't resist it, and spend all of my money i got from my summer job.
A: what? you spent 5000 dollars just on a computer?
B: but hey, its the newest, and the best.
A: whatever man. so what's new about this computer?
B: I got two new FX series processors running at 3.2Ghz for 4x4, and....
A: i thought your previous 4x4 were running at 3.0Ghz?
B: yeh. 2 years for a 200Mhz bump.
A: i thought there was a new architecture coming up?
B: yeh. well it was originally slated to launch couple months ago, but they kept delaying the launch time. now the new architecture will launch next year.
A: well that sux.
B: yeh tell me about it. Anyway, you wanna see how this puppy performs?
A: yeh sure.
B: alright. let me go downstairs and turn on the power generator.
A: what power generator?
B: well according to the processor manual, the combined power consumption of the processor and the water cooling device requires a portable power generator, or the computer won't even boot.
A:...
B: anyhow, let me go down to the basement and turn on the power generator. (went out of the room)
(the power generator was started) <= i'll think of something more to add to this.

(B came back into the room, sweating.)
B: alright! let's get this show on the road. let me just plug these two power input into the sockets here...
(the electricity flashed when the power input touches the socket.)
A: woah...
B: alright, all is prepared. let's go~
(B turns on the power).
(the computer starts whirling, and the sound becomes louder and louder)
A: what is that?
B: nah its just the two 12" fans for the water cooling device. both of them are spinning at 5000rpm.
A: that high?
B: yeh, or the computer will overheat.
(the windows desktop appeared).
A: well that was fast.
B: yeh, 5k dollars, what do you expect
A: yeh definitely. let's try running anti virus and a game at the same time.
B: no problem.
(B initiates a virus scan, while starting the game)
(the fan noise got louder.)
(about 15 secs passed)
A: the game is still loading?
B: yeh. c'mon, you're running two stressful programs at the same time.
(as they waited, B's dad C walked in, with a DVD in his hand).
C: hey son, can you re-encode this movie?
B: sure dad. let me just get back to the desktop...
(B hits alt-tab.)
(the fan noise got louder, and a trail of smoke coming out of the case)
B: omg, the computer got overheated.
(B turned off the power, opened the case, and started blowing at the CPUs).
(the smoke got more dense, as B tried to blow on the CPU to reduce heat)
(A and C looked panicked)

the screen slowly morphs back to reality
(A and B sort of jumped)
A: well that was a scary thought.
B: yeh. glad it was only our imagination.

(C walked in)

C: hey son, where is the movie i told you to encode?
B: right here dad
(B paused the game, hit alt-tab. the screen goes back to desktop, with the encoding software showing at the desktop. the encoding had already finished).
B: there dad. now you can watch it on your Ipod Video.
C: thanks son.
(C walks out..)
(the screen slowly fades to black. Core 2 duo icon slowly appearing, with a line at the bottom "accelerating innovation".
[/script]

I would like to see that made into video some day.  

it would be SO COOL to do it all with THG people...

...too bad i'm afraid to meet any of you in person...

 

ROTFLMAO Funny Links, Although the last one wasn't that good.