I would hire jack as a materials columnist. to put the manufacturing process into a molecular light. yeah My tech rag would be heavy. I would do things to educate folks that arent bieng done on tech rags today and do some serious hardware reviews. And the news would cover all forms of technology,,, ALL forms. Toms is throwing cars in because cars are becoming tech.
Hey, Dewd! I volunteer to be the sex toy reviewer. We could do one issue on BDSM, another on vibrators... But you'd have to provide the nubile young lovelies for the experiments, ok?
I thought you would already have that covered Cap.
I've been in a bit of a dry spell lately ever since that #$%& Judge nailed me with that restraining order saying I've got to keep at least 500 yards away from high schools!
Ah, you'd be surprised how easy it is to get around those restraining orders. Sunglasses, a fake beard and you're in. Besides, the truck delivering my pallet of Ex is supposed to be here today and the high school girls can smell that miles away. If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then the...
I too have been the subject of many restraining orders
What the F***. Who the hell left the door to the other open? Ninja, did you let Wing Ding out? Son-of-a. Quick, force him back down before his eyes adjust to the light.
I would hire jack as a materials columnist. to put the manufacturing process into a molecular light. yeah My tech rag would be heavy. I would do things to educate folks that arent bieng done on tech rags today and do some serious hardware reviews. And the news would cover all forms of technology,,, ALL forms. Toms is throwing cars in because cars are becoming tech.
Hey, Dewd! I volunteer to be the sex toy reviewer. We could do one issue on BDSM, another on vibrators... But you'd have to provide the nubile young lovelies for the experiments, ok?
I volunteer to be the BDSM reviewer, no young lovelies needed, just frees slaves will do.
I would hire jack as a materials columnist. to put the manufacturing process into a molecular light. yeah My tech rag would be heavy. I would do things to educate folks that arent bieng done on tech rags today and do some serious hardware reviews. And the news would cover all forms of technology,,, ALL forms. Toms is throwing cars in because cars are becoming tech.
Hey, Dewd! I volunteer to be the sex toy reviewer. We could do one issue on BDSM, another on vibrators... But you'd have to provide the nubile young lovelies for the experiments, ok?
I volunteer to be the BDSM reviewer, no young lovelies needed, just fresh slaves will do.
Y'know... young lovelies... like the ones running around town in Stetsons, tank tops and hot pants during Stampede Week. Goldragon wants slaves. I dunno who let him out...
Ah, you'd be surprised how easy it is to get around those restraining orders. Sunglasses, a fake beard and you're in. Besides, the truck delivering my pallet of Ex is supposed to be here today and the high school girls can smell that miles away. If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then the...
@ dewd: Captain's Catalog of Carnal Investigation. I like it! Now that's the kind of news that people on the web want to read about! Not all this stuff about Hapless Hector and his Now You See It Now You Don't CPU. IMHO, the skin of an 18 year old chick can't be beat. If you look carefully in all the right places, you can still see some baby fat! Svengali is great, dewd. Nothing like getting some chick who looks at you with that doe in the headlights look and says "Oh... OK, as long as you promise it won't hurt!"
@ eric54: Are chicks in Sascrotchewan like that? Damn! Now you tell me! Which way to Va... er... Regina?
Either that or SaskaPoon!
And you know where you put a Prince Albert!
@ deadhead_matt: Nah. They never aired it. Too embarassing to NBC. When the bait chick came out to wave me into the house, I nailed her on the doorstep.
P.S. Jerry Garcia was the master! If I'd been 10 years younger I would have been one of those Deadheads that wandered all over the country with the band!
BTW, what Forum News was this thread about? I have a story!
Capt. Robert April Declared A World Heritage Pervert.
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I too have been the subject of many restraining orders
What the F***. Who the hell left the door to the other open? Ninja, did you let Wing Ding out? Son-of-a. Quick, force him back down before his eyes adjust to the light.
I swear, Black Ops had absolutely nothing to do with this. Much.
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Didn't we already have a thread locked earlier today? Something about a financial analist who was convicted, no, take that back, convinced of something or other?
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