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lhgpoobaa   02-05-2003 at 02:23:08 AM

So im getting broadband.
After setting up the modem and account, whats the VERY first thing i should do???

<b>VERY First thing i should do Is...</b>
<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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Quetzacoatl   02-05-2003 at 03:23:43 AM
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Hammie all the way!!

Instead of Rdram, why not just merge 4 Sdram channels...

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groth2757   02-05-2003 at 04:06:49 AM
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pr0n all the way!!.....maybe Emma can join you for a some kinky web action!!!

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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lhgpoobaa   02-05-2003 at 04:18:54 AM
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Who says she doesnt allready? :eek:
hahaha

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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namek0   02-05-2003 at 04:42:49 AM
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Get on Kazaa, and download movies, pr0n, and music...
at the same time, because you CAN now

Rock on broadband

It's all good ^_^

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 10:29:53 AM
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I'd set up a p0rn business......one of the most profitable and least capital intensive businesses available....

And I quite like the idea of seeing Emma smoking the great love pipe....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   02-05-2003 at 10:44:29 AM
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good idea, but hard to do with our capped and hideously expensive broadband.
besides, the only thing i can afford is 512/128... thats 64KB down and a small 16KB up.

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 12:16:12 PM
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OK, we'll just stick to Emma doing the chode-smoking routine then....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   02-05-2003 at 12:37:04 PM
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your sidetracking the thread. stoppit you nawdy boy!

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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lhgpoobaa   02-05-2003 at 12:44:59 PM
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LOL. you make satan look like a sweet little old granny.

on more important news;

<b>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BROADBAND HAS BEEN CERTIFIED!!!!!</b>

now i can go buy my adsl kit!

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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camieabz   02-05-2003 at 03:37:16 PM
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Best thing to do is gimme yer IP, so I can have high speed access to the Pr0n.

<b><font color=blue>~ <A HREF="http://forums.btvillarin.com/index.php?act=ST&f=41&t=324&s=58e94ba84a16bedfebbf0f416d5bac48" target="_new">My System Specs</A> ~<font color=blue></b> :wink:

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 03:39:54 PM
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And give him your phone number so he can do a heavy breathing routine on Emma.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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groth2757   02-05-2003 at 04:14:20 PM
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Wingding I hope you voted for the goat pr0n like me!!

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 04:27:03 PM
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Vote for it? I produced it! :smile:

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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camieabz   02-05-2003 at 05:43:38 PM
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I prefer MSN, so I can do heavy typing.

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 05:49:03 PM
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I bet you can do saucy icons too.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   02-06-2003 at 12:11:54 AM
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im getting broadband wheeeeeeeeeeeee goat porn for me wheeeeeeeeeeeee

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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silverpig   02-06-2003 at 02:00:47 AM
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Download some things to make Emma obsolete :)

Some day I'll be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 10:10:17 AM
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Or just graft some cloven feet onto her and make her wear a shaggy fur coat. And some horns.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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dhlucke   02-06-2003 at 10:32:08 AM
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Goat porn?

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 11:12:14 AM
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Yeah. Mountain goats are especially hot. Particularly when they're menstruating.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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dhlucke   02-06-2003 at 11:22:15 AM
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Have you ever seen (or smelt) a goat up close? Actually, have you ever seen a goat get it's horns burned out of it's head? It was pretty gnarly actually. They take a hot iron and jab it in their head while they scream and cry. It smells pretty bad.

Goat sex...nah

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lhgpoobaa   02-06-2003 at 11:25:43 AM
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i prefer goats with horns...arrr..errr...i mean goats with horns are better...no thats not right either
i like goats but... ahh crap. this just sounds all bad. :frown:



<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by LHGPooBaa on 02/06/03 05:40 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 11:31:53 AM
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Indonesian tree sloths make me wanna cum.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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dhlucke   02-06-2003 at 11:32:46 AM
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The worst is the yelp they make when you put the rubberband around their testicles. I always felt horrible when I'd walk through the fields and find a nutsack in the grass.

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 11:38:51 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   02-06-2003 at 11:46:45 AM
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my poor poor thread :(

<b>My Computer is so powerful Sauron Desires it and mortal men Covet it, <i>My Precioussssssss</i></b>

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dhlucke   02-06-2003 at 11:51:36 AM
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I didn't do it. It's wingy's fault! Honest.

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 11:56:19 AM
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Moi?....*bats eyelids innocently*...

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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namek0   02-06-2003 at 09:40:25 PM
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Hah, nutsack in the grass. Nothing makes me laugh like a good nutsack joke

It's all good ^_^

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dhlucke   02-07-2003 at 12:04:55 AM
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That was no joke. They kinda dry up and fall off after the blood stops flowing. They're pretty tasty in salads.

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namek0   02-07-2003 at 02:23:52 AM
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Eww, and goat balls too, how much grosser can a salad get

(not even sure if grosser is a word)

It's all good ^_^

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melb_angel19   02-07-2003 at 08:51:35 AM
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Does your love extend that far to let me use it FIRST? :wink:

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 10:15:11 AM
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I know it wasn't a joke, that's why it was so funny. I gotta kidnap someone and try that just for fun.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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dhlucke   02-07-2003 at 10:30:13 AM
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Do eden and svol know what snowballing is?

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 11:06:34 AM
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I'm sure they don't have a clue. But I think they need to know.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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dhlucke   02-07-2003 at 11:18:13 AM
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Tell them to watch clerks. I think they explain it in there.

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 11:27:04 AM
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They won't know what that means.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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Conehead   02-07-2003 at 02:17:13 PM
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Who between Svol and Eden is on the receiving end of the "snowball"??

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 03:28:41 PM
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It's not something either one is receiving. Eden simply helps Svol to make snowballs.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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Conehead   02-07-2003 at 03:44:45 PM
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Hmmm, mayhaps you have different kinds of snowballs in your area??

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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svol   02-07-2003 at 03:56:53 PM
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I think I do know what it means. But do you want a brik at your head Wingding?

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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svol   02-07-2003 at 03:58:00 PM
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Well I tried playing SOF2 first when my cable connection speeded up... but that porn/warez server is a much better idea.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 05:17:28 PM
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Yes please.

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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svol   02-07-2003 at 05:37:41 PM
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*throws brik*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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WingDing   02-07-2003 at 05:59:27 PM
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...*hollow sound on impact*....

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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dhlucke   02-07-2003 at 11:39:44 PM
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Ouch...you hit Spud. That looked like it hurt.

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svol   02-08-2003 at 01:58:30 PM
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Looks like the brick brake in two when a positron hitted it. I must have hit both Spud and Wingding.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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WingDing   02-10-2003 at 05:27:38 PM
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I like it when you hurt me Svol. You're so manly....

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   02-13-2003 at 12:27:30 AM
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Well getting back on track... my broadband bits arrived, got installed and the first thing i did when i got broadband was not realise i was connected LOL.

Then i got into kazaa and resumed a group sex porn video download... then some bob the builder mp3's... then i got kicked off by emma.

nice and fast.

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between 450 and 500 FPS in Quake3 deserves to
be severely beaten with a rock. :smile: </b>

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