Cat for sale

dhlucke · Mar 8, 2003

My cat is evil. My wife likes it. I wish I could sell it.


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flamethrower205 · Mar 8, 2003

u could eat it.....or send it to me when I'm hungry.

Hilbert space is a big place.

flamethrower205 · Mar 9, 2003

aw come on, u gotta give a cat its claws! Personally I find cats to be ugly, fat, b!tchy animals- a black lab looks much better imo.

Hilbert space is a big place.

Lonemagi · Mar 9, 2003

I have a black lab.. she likes to chase the cats that come into our yard... and the one groundhog...

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namek0 · Mar 9, 2003

Dogs are ok, but when it comes to a pet a cat is really the way to go

It's all good ^_^

jihiggs · Mar 9, 2003

you ever tried to get a cat to play fetch? it dont work too well. i have had several dogs, first was a springer, good with kids but hyper as can be. next a couple labs, later got another lab but had to give him away. that dog was really crazy, you look into his eyes and he looked like a wild mustang that had some serious contempt for you or somthing. other two labs have died and now we have a golden retriever that is afraid of the cat.

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knowan · Mar 10, 2003

Hey Jihiggs, I like your sig. (hey that almost rhymes)

Dhlucke, please don't give your cat to Wingding. I don't care how evil the cat is, it does not deserve that fate.

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namek0 · Mar 10, 2003

It's a lot harder to clean dog urine out of a carpet than cat urine. Sure cat urine smells worse, but dogs piss about 5 gallons at a time, hehe. I'm totally cool with dogs, don't get me wrong. If I had a kick ass dog given to me or I found him hungry on my doorstep or something, I'd never let him go

It's all good ^_^

dhlucke · Mar 10, 2003

I grew up with a lot of animals and pretty much love any animal that comes my way. It's just that this cat bites and scratches and I have scars all over my hands since they don't heal. Even if I clean the wound right away I get a scar. Stupid cat.

I've had 18 cats in my life and this is the first one that I don't like. I've had better luck with every other cat I've ever come across.

Unfortionately, we saved this cat when it's previous owners moved and wouldn't take it with them, and my wife really likes it.

I'm worried what's gonna happen when we get another pet. This cat will not get along with anything.


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Yahiko81 · Mar 10, 2003

I like ferrets much bette than cats or dogs. They are a lot more playful and have more personality. Of course they can smell a bit. But with proper care that's not an issue.

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namek0 · Mar 11, 2003

I've seen a ferret before, and it was crazy looking. I'd be afraid of picking one up, for fear of it spiraling up my arm and biting me, hah

(tired of cold weather btw)

It's all good ^_^

flamethrower205 · Mar 11, 2003

O, I think it'll get along quite nicely with my frying pan.....or my oven......mmmmmmmm.

Hilbert space is a big place.

WingDing · Mar 11, 2003

Or my anus......mmmmmmmm......

I want to eat your face

Yahiko81 · Mar 11, 2003

They don't bite, well if you handle them properly when they are younger. They're hella fun. They're little theives though. They stole my wireless mouse (grabbed it by the scroll wheel and took off with it). They hid it under the bathroom cabinet. I had to take a crowbar and pry the bottome of the shelf off. My word there were all sorts of things under there. Remotes, my mouse, clothes, a book, my brothers keys, and various other shiny things.

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flamethrower205 · Mar 12, 2003

I don't see a difference from having a smaller bro

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namek0 · Mar 12, 2003

This is the first time I've laughed all day. I picture a little ferret running around with a mouse in its mouth, priceless

It's all good ^_^

error_911 · Mar 13, 2003

i've always wanted to pit my Guyanese Red-tail Boa against a ferret, hehehehehe. Quite frankly I don't know which would win... my boa's only a lil over a year old and about 4'2" so it would be a pretty interesting fight. Mind you, NOTHING smells worse than snake urine (re. the discussion on cat vs. dog piss) - its all concentrated and white and clumpy - weirdest thing. I guess its not as affectionate as a dog, or as evil as a cat, but its a kool lookin animal that takes close to no effort to keep.

people are only idiots when they don't realize - when they do it just gets funnier, like a dog chasing its own tail, or like george bush's public address(es)

Yahiko81 · Mar 13, 2003

I used to have a burmese rock python. They are hella cool. but you are right about there piss. I'll have to tell you the ferrets have them beat. Nasty little buggers. They are cousins to skunks and if you let there cage go for more than 2 days without cleaning it you'll really be able to tell.

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error_911 · Mar 13, 2003

true about ferrets - they have some stink gland or somethin thats killer. But you've owned a snake, you know the beauty of it being able to eat just about anything or anyone you put in front of its mouth ! mine is still not big enough, but I've even managed to find connections to a livestock farm that can supply me with baby goats and pigs to feed him once he's adult size (8-10 foot) ... Don't burmese get to 25-ish feet long ? How/where did u keep it ?

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dhlucke · Mar 14, 2003

We've gone from my cat to urine. How interesting.


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error_911 · Mar 14, 2003

Well I think it was an obvious progression

Besides, snakes eat cats which eat mice which eat bugs (they could, heh) so in the whole order of things I think we should feed your cat to my snake, I'm sure he would be happy to have it

people are only idiots when they don't realize - when they do it just gets funnier, like a dog chasing its own tail, or like george bush's public address(es)

dhlucke · Mar 15, 2003

Another thing, this cat snores really loud and I think she has asthma. The previous owners would smoke weed around her everyday and I think it might be the reason she's evil.

I'm gonna buy a string of garlic though, just incase she's a vampire. That could also explain the biting and scrathing and overall evil behavior.


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error_911 · Mar 16, 2003

hmmm, i know the type - the stonner cat. dog's get funnier and fun when they're high, cats just get eeevviiilll >

might try feedin it a live mouse one time, get its aggressions out... is it fixed by the way? if it isn't that could also be why its a bitch, might just need some lovin' hehehehe

people are only idiots when they don't realize - when they do it just gets funnier, like a dog chasing its own tail, or like george bush's public address(es)

dhlucke · Mar 16, 2003

She's fixed and she hates other cats. She'll sit in the window and get mad at any cat that comes by.

She's had one relationship, and it was an abusive boyfriend. He clawed her and she got an infection that needed surgery to fix.

The weird part, and it's becoming a lot more clear, is that the cat is a lot nicer when I'm the only one home. When my wife is home though I can't get near her.


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error_911 · Mar 16, 2003

heheheh she's possesive... i used to have a cat that was possesive with our nice leather couch... needless to say its not so nice anymore, heh. but you know what, with a cat you gotta show it whose boss, because cats are assholes, and you just gotta fight fire with fire i guess... or spray it with water and whatch it get really pissed, lol

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