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dhlucke   03-08-2003 at 11:19:18 AM

My cat is evil. My wife likes it. I wish I could sell it.

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Flamethrower205   03-08-2003 at 09:29:01 PM
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u could eat it.....or send it to me when I'm hungry.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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zpyrd   03-09-2003 at 01:15:59 AM
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So is my cat.
However my cat only attacks visitors.
She'll stand on her back legs and box with her front paws and growl like a dog.
She can't inflict too much damage since she is declawed.

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Flamethrower205   03-09-2003 at 06:28:02 AM
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aw come on, u gotta give a cat its claws! Personally I find cats to be ugly, fat, b!tchy animals- a black lab looks much better imo.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Lonemagi   03-09-2003 at 07:09:16 AM
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I have a black lab.. she likes to chase the cats that come into our yard... and the one groundhog...

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namek0   03-09-2003 at 10:11:38 PM
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Dogs are ok, but when it comes to a pet a cat is really the way to go

It's all good ^_^

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jihiggs   03-09-2003 at 10:35:33 PM
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you ever tried to get a cat to play fetch? it dont work too well. i have had several dogs, first was a springer, good with kids but hyper as can be. next a couple labs, later got another lab but had to give him away. that dog was really crazy, you look into his eyes and he looked like a wild mustang that had some serious contempt for you or somthing. other two labs have died and now we have a golden retriever that is afraid of the cat.

my computer is so fast, it completes an endless loop in less than 4 seconds!

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knowan   03-10-2003 at 03:38:42 AM
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Hey Jihiggs, I like your sig. (hey that almost rhymes)

Dhlucke, please don't give your cat to Wingding. I don't care how evil the cat is, it does not deserve that fate.

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namek0   03-10-2003 at 05:22:44 AM
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It's a lot harder to clean dog urine out of a carpet than cat urine. Sure cat urine smells worse, but dogs piss about 5 gallons at a time, hehe. I'm totally cool with dogs, don't get me wrong. If I had a kick ass dog given to me or I found him hungry on my doorstep or something, I'd never let him go

It's all good ^_^

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dhlucke   03-10-2003 at 09:25:23 AM
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I grew up with a lot of animals and pretty much love any animal that comes my way. It's just that this cat bites and scratches and I have scars all over my hands since they don't heal. Even if I clean the wound right away I get a scar. Stupid cat.

I've had 18 cats in my life and this is the first one that I don't like. I've had better luck with every other cat I've ever come across.

Unfortionately, we saved this cat when it's previous owners moved and wouldn't take it with them, and my wife really likes it.

I'm worried what's gonna happen when we get another pet. This cat will not get along with anything.

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Yahiko81   03-10-2003 at 02:00:47 PM
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I like ferrets much bette than cats or dogs. They are a lot more playful and have more personality. Of course they can smell a bit. But with proper care that's not an issue.

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namek0   03-11-2003 at 12:01:55 AM
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I've seen a ferret before, and it was crazy looking. I'd be afraid of picking one up, for fear of it spiraling up my arm and biting me, hah

(tired of cold weather btw)

It's all good ^_^

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Flamethrower205   03-11-2003 at 03:30:27 AM
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O, I think it'll get along quite nicely with my frying pan.....or my oven......mmmmmmmm.:)

Hilbert space is a big place.

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WingDing   03-11-2003 at 10:58:58 AM
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Or my anus......mmmmmmmm......

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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Yahiko81   03-11-2003 at 03:14:11 PM
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They don't bite, well if you handle them properly when they are younger. They're hella fun. They're little theives though. They stole my wireless mouse (grabbed it by the scroll wheel and took off with it). They hid it under the bathroom cabinet. I had to take a crowbar and pry the bottome of the shelf off. My word there were all sorts of things under there. Remotes, my mouse, clothes, a book, my brothers keys, and various other shiny things.

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Flamethrower205   03-12-2003 at 01:42:52 AM
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I don't see a difference from having a smaller bro :wink:

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namek0   03-12-2003 at 03:27:42 AM
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This is the first time I've laughed all day. I picture a little ferret running around with a mouse in its mouth, priceless

It's all good ^_^

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error_911   03-13-2003 at 08:48:29 AM
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i've always wanted to pit my Guyanese Red-tail Boa against a ferret, hehehehehe. Quite frankly I don't know which would win... my boa's only a lil over a year old and about 4'2" so it would be a pretty interesting fight. Mind you, NOTHING smells worse than snake urine (re. the discussion on cat vs. dog piss) - its all concentrated and white and clumpy - weirdest thing. I guess its not as affectionate as a dog, or as evil as a cat, but its a kool lookin animal that takes close to no effort to keep.

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Yahiko81   03-13-2003 at 03:03:14 PM
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I used to have a burmese rock python. They are hella cool. but you are right about there piss. I'll have to tell you the ferrets have them beat. Nasty little buggers. They are cousins to skunks and if you let there cage go for more than 2 days without cleaning it you'll really be able to tell.

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error_911   03-13-2003 at 04:24:42 PM
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true about ferrets - they have some stink gland or somethin thats killer. But you've owned a snake, you know the beauty of it being able to eat just about anything or anyone you put in front of its mouth ! mine is still not big enough, but I've even managed to find connections to a livestock farm that can supply me with baby goats and pigs to feed him once he's adult size (8-10 foot) ... Don't burmese get to 25-ish feet long ? How/where did u keep it ?

<b>people are only idiots when they don't realize - when they do it just gets funnier, like a dog chasing its own tail, or like george bush's public address(es)</b>

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dhlucke   03-14-2003 at 07:12:54 AM
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We've gone from my cat to urine. How interesting.

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error_911   03-14-2003 at 10:06:45 PM
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Well I think it was an obvious progression ;) Besides, snakes eat cats which eat mice which eat bugs (they could, heh) so in the whole order of things I think we should feed your cat to my snake, I'm sure he would be happy to have it :)

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dhlucke   03-15-2003 at 09:34:41 PM
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Another thing, this cat snores really loud and I think she has asthma. The previous owners would smoke weed around her everyday and I think it might be the reason she's evil.

I'm gonna buy a string of garlic though, just incase she's a vampire. That could also explain the biting and scrathing and overall evil behavior.

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error_911   03-16-2003 at 01:58:41 AM
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hmmm, i know the type - the stonner cat. dog's get funnier and fun when they're high, cats just get eeevviiilll >:) might try feedin it a live mouse one time, get its aggressions out... is it fixed by the way? if it isn't that could also be why its a bitch, might just need some lovin' hehehehe

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dhlucke   03-16-2003 at 03:32:15 AM
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She's fixed and she hates other cats. She'll sit in the window and get mad at any cat that comes by.

She's had one relationship, and it was an abusive boyfriend. He clawed her and she got an infection that needed surgery to fix.

The weird part, and it's becoming a lot more clear, is that the cat is a lot nicer when I'm the only one home. When my wife is home though I can't get near her.

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error_911   03-16-2003 at 05:22:48 AM
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heheheh she's possesive... i used to have a cat that was possesive with our nice leather couch... needless to say its not so nice anymore, heh. but you know what, with a cat you gotta show it whose boss, because cats are assholes, and you just gotta fight fire with fire i guess... or spray it with water and whatch it get really pissed, lol

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Flamethrower205   03-16-2003 at 06:51:16 PM
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I'm tellin u, chop up a few potatoes, some tomatoes, and fry some garlic, put the cat in there with all the ingredients, let is cook in it juices. yum yum.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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WingDing   03-17-2003 at 02:58:48 PM
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Nine out of ten cats who expressed a preference would tell you to f*ck off.

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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Yahiko81   03-17-2003 at 04:34:08 PM
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You gotta skin it first.

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Flamethrower205   03-18-2003 at 04:03:43 AM
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True, I just didn't write that so if the cat's reading what I wrote it won't feel too bad.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Flamethrower205   03-18-2003 at 04:04:21 AM
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Hmm, I think me and wingy have to go have an adventure....let's go fvck us some cat's!

Hilbert space is a big place.

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WingDing   03-18-2003 at 11:40:55 AM
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I'm just amazed that we've escaped the inevitable, tedious pussy joke.

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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Yahiko81   03-18-2003 at 02:49:30 PM
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I've done some bad things to cats in my youth. Can't say that I'm ashamed of it, but then again can't say that I'd ever do it again. hehe.. Can't tell you what I did because the statutes of limitations hasn't ran out yet and I can still be arrested for it. Lets just say the owner was shooting at me with his shotgun and I had to get out of town pretty quick.

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dhlucke   03-18-2003 at 08:39:17 PM
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You had sex with a cat?!!

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Yahiko81   03-18-2003 at 11:09:59 PM
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1 cat, 16 kittens and I don't dare describe more.

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error_911   03-19-2003 at 09:13:14 AM
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damn dude, sex with 1 cat and 16 kittens is pretty damned enough information i need to hear ;)
besides, my cousin has about 50 dogs (she has farm outside of the city) and her neighours always chase her dogs with shotguns, hehehehehe, so i'm sure the situation can't be that far off... except for the fact that cats are stoopid :P

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Yahiko81   03-19-2003 at 03:02:27 PM
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Yes cats are stupid. Dogs are cool though.

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Flamethrower205   03-20-2003 at 06:06:28 AM
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Hell yeah! Dogs rock.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Flamethrower205   03-20-2003 at 06:07:11 AM
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wait, how would that work? I mean how does a cat.....

Hilbert space is a big place.

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zpyrd   03-20-2003 at 08:17:24 AM
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Here is a little bitty AVI file I put up on my Internet Account webspace.
It's a 2MB AVI file so it may take a few minutes to download on slower connections.
I have it set to play automatically after the file downloads.
Let me know what you think of my creation?
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error_911   03-20-2003 at 08:24:25 AM
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well i mean you'd probably hear somethin rip, maybe a not too pleasant "meoww!" at one point, but dude, its the 21st century, anything can be done !

<b>people are only idiots when they don't realize - when they do it just gets funnier, like a dog chasing its own tail, or like george bush's public address(es)</b>

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dhlucke   03-20-2003 at 11:46:38 AM
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ROFL. That's awesome! Is that a real commercial?

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zpyrd   03-20-2003 at 04:07:19 PM
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It's a real commercial.
A co-worker got it as an e-mail from his cousin in Australia.
I took the .avi file and embedded into a html file then posted it on my personal webspace.

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Flamethrower205   03-20-2003 at 09:58:11 PM
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hahahahahaahahahaha

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Yahiko81   03-20-2003 at 10:01:59 PM
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Quote :

wait, how would that work? I mean how does a cat.....



It wasn't anything like that. It was just

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