yes, it is a joke. i can't remember where it came from, some joke review where they put tons of home products on a cpu to see which was best, i can't remember which one won.
Some say toothpaste is also good for burns.. Also not true at all (actually can make things complicated as it hardens and sticks to the skin.. . - get some ice or cold water on burns asap and seek medical help..
Ryan adds
Some say toothpaste is also good for burns.. Also not true at all (actually can make things complicated as it hardens and sticks to the skin.. . - get some ice or cold water on burns asap and seek medical help..
Ryan adds
When I was at a Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest niece burned her fingers on a hot pan. Two doctors that were there both said to put toothpaste on the burns. They were second degree burns, not third degree, which would have been a lot more serious. Anyway, the toothpaste seemed to work well enough.
One of the better thermal pastes I've used is "general purpose" lithium grease. It conducts heat well, it has a high enough melting point to survive to the CPU's limit, it's relatively thin, and it can last several years before hardening completely.
to get the best thermal grease is a trade secret...but ill tell u anyways. You know that geek at your school, the one with those puss pimples? yea thats him! now squeeze his pimple and put the extract on ur cpu. to get the best grease you must bottle it at the source!!! oh yea u can flush his head in the toilet after!
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why have sex when u can play computer games?!?
However, little known fact: toothpaste can work wonders at repairing scratched CDs - I've done it myself. Take a little toothpaste, spread it over the scratches on the disk, and clean genlty with an soft cloth. A chemist friend told me it was probably because the hydrated silica crystalizes in the scratch and then refracts light from the CD laser... or something science-y like that.
Message edited by harmattan on 12-16-2007 at 10:36:13 PM
no, it is due to the particles in toothpaste wearing down the thin plastic covering on the cd that protects the actual surface that the laser reads. professionally manufactured cd's are thick enough to be polished like this multiple times but re-writable cd's can't as they have a thiner surface AFAIK.
HOW do you know....have you tried it? lol..........
I assume your asking about the burning on my nuts but ill answer both
Not on the genitals, but i have got some toothpaste in the eye once (an apparent practical joke) and that stung like all hell. I cant imagine it would be better for you shaft or nuts
AND the crunchie peanut butter ive tried... the smell is sensational.
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"The MB is 31 C and the CPU is 109 C. I think it's the CPU overheating."
