Haha, you get the vague question of the year award. Do you have specific questions? People will be happy to jump in and help you out but you will have to have ask specifics. If you are just starting out check out the guide at the top of the CPU forums.
You need to know your credit card number, English, how to start a browser, etc.
Now, if it has to be a good CPU, best suited to your programs and budget, you have to tell us what those are. Also, if you already have a motherboard, tell us what kind.
sorry it's a ASUS A8N SLI DELUXE. I want to know the best cheapest CPU I could get that would play the current games and some old games like nascar season 2003?