Every time I'm browsing the forum and see this subject I somehow read:
"i think it's dead, Jim"
I thought of that too. I almost said, 'if you were as old as me, you'd say...' it's dead Jim'.
"Bones, Bones, the Enterprise's computer won't boot."
"Darn it Jim, I'm a country doctor, not a PC tech."
"Spock, Spock, you can build a TV that can see through time out of spare 1930's radio parts, can you fix it?"
"The odds are astronomically bad Captain, Starfleet PC's are unreliable ever since Scotty upgraded us to Windows 7000."