Joke: "English Humour"

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The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine
walked the entire length looking for a seat, but
the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that
seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no
one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little
Fifi is using that seat."


The Marine walked the entire train again, but the
only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you
are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just
picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
window, and sat down. The woman shrieked,
"Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant
for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side
of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong
bitch out the window."



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