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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up
lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and
add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying
boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.

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"Smeghead" <tribesfan@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .
>
> The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
> You can make sun tea instantly.
> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
> You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
> You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
> end up
> lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
> and
> add butter, salt and pepper.
> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
> laying
> boiled eggs.
> The cows are giving evaporated milk.
>
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> --==< S m e g h e a d >==--

HAHAHAHAHAH

so true, so true.
 
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In article <og6oc1dq180ri74vogj2ushbralq4aturt@4ax.com>,
tribesfan@hotmail.com says...
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .

Your buddy Smeghead spent sometime outside and can't spell his state name
correctly...

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On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 21:33:37 +0200, [RS]Faramir_agst
<envoyezdesspams@free.fr> wrote:

>In article <og6oc1dq180ri74vogj2ushbralq4aturt@4ax.com>,
>tribesfan@hotmail.com says...
>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .
>
>Your buddy Smeghead spent sometime outside and can't spell his state name
>correctly...

Hehehe, that was cut'n'pasted from an Email someone from Missouri sent
me.

I've never been further west than Oklahoma.

I'm currently living in Louisiana. More humid and less hot that
"Arizon".

I didn't spell check or proof the copy before I pasted. Which is why
there are annoying line breaks where there shouldn't be.

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Smeghead wrote:
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .

And this is the gods' truth:

> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

> Hot water now comes out of both taps.

> You can make sun tea instantly.

> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

> You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

And most of us can drive with only *one* finger on the
steering wheel!

It's nearly 11:00PM here, and it's still 90 degrees outside.

You gotta be tough to be a desert rat. :eek:}



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[RS]Faramir_agst wrote:
> In article <og6oc1dq180ri74vogj2ushbralq4aturt@4ax.com>,
> tribesfan@hotmail.com says...
>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .
>
> Your buddy Smeghead spent sometime outside and can't spell his state
> name correctly...

That's okay- at least he's not French. :D



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Smeghead wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 21:33:37 +0200, [RS]Faramir_agst
> <envoyezdesspams@free.fr> wrote:
>
>
>>In article <og6oc1dq180ri74vogj2ushbralq4aturt@4ax.com>,
>>tribesfan@hotmail.com says...
>>
>>>YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZON IN JULY WHEN. . . .
>>
>>Your buddy Smeghead spent sometime outside and can't spell his state name
>>correctly...
>
>
> Hehehe, that was cut'n'pasted from an Email someone from Missouri sent
> me.
>
> I've never been further west than Oklahoma.

Hell, I've never been more west than Yrseke (it's in Zeeland, which is a
Dutch province. Famous for oysters, I think).

> I'm currently living in Louisiana. More humid and less hot that
> "Arizon".

Louisiana doesn't have as many deserts as "Arizon", right?

I am reminded of Flem ( http://flem.keenspace.com/ )

http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991029.html
(it's a recurring character)

Although I still like this one better:
http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991108.html

> I didn't spell check or proof the copy before I pasted. Which is why
> there are annoying line breaks where there shouldn't be.

Indeed.
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"Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in news:daupe7$4cs$1
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> What is Yuma?

http://www.ci.yuma.az.us/
 
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Adrian Ng wrote:
> I am a troll.


No dear, quite the opposite: you were a great
starting point for my mini rant.





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> Adrian Ng wrote:
>> I am a troll.
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> No dear, quite the opposite: you were a great
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now i'm top posting.

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Miracle Smith wrote:
> Meanwhile, an elderly man pulled a uie* on I-8 at
> the 16th Street exit, which sent him barreling down the
> westbound offramp going the wrong way, killing one.
> He's critical. And either a few months early or a few
> months late, depending on your outlook.


The old fart died yesterday- he was 84.

The one he killed was a 24-year-old girl.

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So? I do it all the time in other groups.
I just begin with:

~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!

Adrian Ng wrote:
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> So? I do it all the time in other groups.
> I just begin with:
>
> ~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!
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> Adrian Ng wrote:
>> now i'm top posting.
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>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>> No dear, quite the opposite: you were a great
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> "Miracle Smith" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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>> So? I do it all the time in other groups.
>> I just begin with:
>>
>> ~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!
>>
>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>> now i'm top posting.
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>>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
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>>>>> starting point for my mini rant.
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 16:19:12 -0500, Quixote wrote:

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>> "Miracle Smith" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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>>> So? I do it all the time in other groups.
>>> I just begin with:
>>>
>>> ~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!
>>>
>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>>> now i'm top posting.
>>>>
>>>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>
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>>>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>>>>>> I am a troll.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>> starting point for my mini rant.
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Mr K wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 16:19:12 -0500, Quixote wrote:
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>>> "Miracle Smith" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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>>>> So? I do it all the time in other groups.
>>>> I just begin with:
>>>>
>>>> ~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!
>>>>
>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>>>> now i'm top posting.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
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>>>>>>> starting point for my mini rant.
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>> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 16:19:12 -0500, Quixote wrote:
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>>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>> "Miracle Smith" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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>>>>> So? I do it all the time in other groups.
>>>>> I just begin with:
>>>>>
>>>>> ~*Top Posting*~ GET OVER IT!
>>>>>
>>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>>>>> now i'm top posting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Adrian Ng" <spam.ng@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>> Adrian Ng wrote:
>>>>>>>>> I am a troll.
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>> starting point for my mini rant.
>>>>>>>>
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