UNOOSA
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http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/un-to-appoint-eart...
I bet badge is pretty upset he missed out on getting this job.
Lets try to cheer him up ... !!!
I bet badge is pretty upset he missed out on getting this job.
Lets try to cheer him up ... !!!
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badge
September 27, 2010 5:26:39 AM
I want to nominate Kim for the job who is also recommended by the Teamsters.
http://www.kim4judge.com/
http://www.kim4judge.com/
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badge
September 27, 2010 5:08:23 PM
The UN has waited far to long to fix the pesky official alien contact situation.
A man accused of shooting at a Longmont police officer trying to arrest him says he did so because he thought he was being chased by a zombie.
http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/shooting.officer.zomb...
A man accused of shooting at a Longmont police officer trying to arrest him says he did so because he thought he was being chased by a zombie.
http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/shooting.officer.zomb...
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badge
September 27, 2010 5:13:47 PM
Apparently Ahmadinejad has not been informed of the UN's plan to make contact with space aliens him.
Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rejected Obama's olive branch Thursday and accused the U.S. of plotting the World Trade Center attack. He's like a scary-looking lobster snapping his claws inside a water tank in a seafood restaurant lobby. He has no idea what's coming.
Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rejected Obama's olive branch Thursday and accused the U.S. of plotting the World Trade Center attack. He's like a scary-looking lobster snapping his claws inside a water tank in a seafood restaurant lobby. He has no idea what's coming.
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September 28, 2010 5:55:47 AM
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
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September 29, 2010 11:59:44 PM
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