LOL, ok... but... same applies.
The thinking is that most here are involved in building systems from components. There's a natural "lack of fondness" for the major "box" sellers. A lot of this comes from the lack of true tech support provided by these companies. For example, you can read the typical HP, Dell, Compaq, etc manual and hardly even know your computer has a BIOS - and forget about the details and how to set them.
Heck, someone makes that motherboard in the HP - chances are you'll never know. Or it'll be from some odd company without a website. And if it is by a major mfg, that mfg won't support it - so you remain stuck with HP and can't ever look elsewhere for answers.
And when it comes time to say, upgrade your RAM, you don't know what you have now, because HP didn't tell you. You don't have the specs for what you have and aren't given any hints about how to make it perform at its best. At best, they might tell you what they offer to replace or upgrade it, but again, you're buying blind - you'll be paying premium prices for often slower and older parts.
Let's take a look at the DDR2 and DDR3 RAM you're buying:
First question I'd have is what speed is it? Is the DDR 800MHz? Is it 1066? And is it really doggy 800 with a CL of 7? Who knows, you aren't told and they don't know.
What it will be is the cheapest RAM they can find.
The same's true for every component in your system...