Clearly had you read the OP's entire post, you'd know he wants it shaped like Cookie Monster.
Sorry , my mistake :-(
I was focusing n the "unbelievable " part and realised that if his computer looked like a 6ft tall glossy red elmo then no one would ever believe it was a computer .
This has started me thinking of an Oscar the grouch case . Actually it would be a rubbish bin but every time it speaks Oscars head is going to pop up and tell me things like " virus database has been updated "