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Granny Grumpling wrote:
> "Granny Grumpling" <marrowjam@[reallywild]blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:tilre.49904$G8.10999@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
>> ..................
>> I rather like the ex-general. The poor man has had his mood swing
>> violently over the last few days as his world tumbled about him. He
>> came to live here hoping his sons would meet a nicer class of
>> people. I must introduce them children to Bart and Millhouse. 8)))
>>
>> And his lifetime aspiration is now marrying off three children. A
>> much nicer option I think.
>> Poor guy. I think he deserves a bit of woo-hoo, but not of the mercy
>> variety. I have yet to see what Catherine will say about it though.
>>
>> Granny.
>>
> Well. So much for being saved by the love of a good woman.
> General Buzz went to work on Catherine and a bit of sweet talking
> soon had little hearts flapping about in the breeze.
> He invited her over, asked he to move in and they snogged their socks
> off on the drive. Dis-graceful exhibition.
> Then he told her the baby was upstairs, crying, the boys would soon
> be home and wanting to be fed and if anyone needs him he will be on
> the swing.
> Hum! To start off with Catherine wasn't very happy and after a night
> with the General she went into a red decline. Goodness knows what the
> man did to her but he did it again in the morning, twice, then went
> back to work with a big grin on his face.
>
> Unfortunately for these star-crossed lovers (or one lover and one
> dirty beast) Catherine, who was really gloomy after a day of coping
> with Brandi's last baby, now toddler, spotted Mr Logical walking past
> and dragged him in to have a good moan. Sometimes this game surprises
> me. I mean, anyone could have walked past, but no, it had to be him.
> Moaning led to flirting led to one thing and another and what a pity
> it led to kissy-kissy just as the general's helicopter threw him out.
> Shame that. But what a hussy that Catherine turned out to be. And
> pretending to be such a shy little thing, as well.
> ANYway she wasn;t standing for a slapped face and moved out. Runaway
> back to her little cottage in the woods.
>
> The general went into a decline again. He wanted to talk to Brandi
> and I wasn;t at all surprised so I had her phone him over to the
> Beakers and damn me the bloody man got eaten by the cow plant. 8(((((
> Now I was in a fix. Should i bring him back or let nature (oh my
> life... a cow plant, nature?) let nature run it's course? bad enough
> that Brandi was yowling over the tombstone but this brought Loki out
> at a mad gallop. Yipeee! Something to play with!!
> I had Brandi pick up the tombstone and carry it off, fastest to her
> room, and heaven help Loki if he tries to snitch that from under her
> nose. The dirty beast even went to beddy-byes in Brandi's bed that
> night, probably so he could keep an eye on the urn.
>
> What a madhouse. Loki wakes up in the morning and there is his wife
> and his slave reading books on the bedroom sofa, an urn on a
> side-table, and now he has to go to work and God only knows what
> those women will get up to behind his back. (I haven;t decided yet)
>
> Meanwhile the social worker came and took away the general's youngest
> (good riddance), And brandi's Beau (awful child) and young Buster,
> who was originally named Blight ( an awful little thug) . I dare say
> someone will send a telegram to the older Grunt boys telling them
> their father has been gobbled all up. That should improve their
> grades.
>
> Let that be an awful lesson to all presumptious men who think they
> can move a woman into the house just to look after someone else's
> kids. A woo-hoo a day doesn;t keep the reaper away.
>
> Granny.
Marvelous story! But I think if it had been me, I'd have quit without
saving right after the cow plant ate General Buzz. I've not tried even
looking at the cow plant yet.
Jeanie
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