Its not a four pin, its actually 8. Yes, they are plugged in.
Lets not even worry about posting for a second. My fans should not be spinning until the PC power is turned on, ever, right? Is this right here not proof that it is a faulty component?
I can always bring this to a computer store, but I am quite confident that after an hour of testing the guy will tell me my mobo's screwed and charge me 60 bucks.