That was a pretty ignorant response considering I already have a semi-workable method, but I'm looking for other options.
Anti-conformists always think their crap doesn't stink.
Hey! I was the one who pointed you right at the only way you can do this on Windows. I happen to personally know about this due to working with Windows servers for years, so I have done the work around a few times myself.
My comment was intended to broaden your awareness that other operating systems have file systems that behave differently; I use Linux for some server chores, and I don't even own a MAC!