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....the amazing new way to lose weight! THE NOODLESOOTHER(tm)
The noodlesoother will cause you to lose weight ultra fast, by
stimulating and increasing your body's natural caloric intake!
Possible side-effects include
*Hunger, mouth-pointing, whining, hallucinations of giant human
controlling every aspect of your life
*Extreme discomfort
*Hyperactive bladder and constant toilet visits
*Drowziness and the need to sleep 16 hours a day
*Depression, loss of interest, loneliness, emotional distress
*Poor hygiene, perspiration, other unpleasant bodily odors, resulting
in the emination of a green smoke from your torso
AVAILABLE NOW FOR THE ULTRA LOW LOW COST OF 5,000 IMAGINARY LIFE
FULLFILLMENT POINTS, OR 612 EASY PAYMENTS OF 200 SIMOLEONS!
Buy two and get a FREE sample of irradiated biologically engineered
toddlermilk! SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: May cause child to glow
uncontrollably. Side-effect possibly desired by some parents with high
electricity bills.
--
Supreme Overlord of the Alien Vampire Zombie Ghost Invasion Horde,
your neighbourhood could be next!
....the amazing new way to lose weight! THE NOODLESOOTHER(tm)
The noodlesoother will cause you to lose weight ultra fast, by
stimulating and increasing your body's natural caloric intake!
Possible side-effects include
*Hunger, mouth-pointing, whining, hallucinations of giant human
controlling every aspect of your life
*Extreme discomfort
*Hyperactive bladder and constant toilet visits
*Drowziness and the need to sleep 16 hours a day
*Depression, loss of interest, loneliness, emotional distress
*Poor hygiene, perspiration, other unpleasant bodily odors, resulting
in the emination of a green smoke from your torso
AVAILABLE NOW FOR THE ULTRA LOW LOW COST OF 5,000 IMAGINARY LIFE
FULLFILLMENT POINTS, OR 612 EASY PAYMENTS OF 200 SIMOLEONS!
Buy two and get a FREE sample of irradiated biologically engineered
toddlermilk! SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: May cause child to glow
uncontrollably. Side-effect possibly desired by some parents with high
electricity bills.
--
Supreme Overlord of the Alien Vampire Zombie Ghost Invasion Horde,
your neighbourhood could be next!
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