How to upgrade your video card for free

Overclock it.

Download another one from limewire.

Are you promoting video card piracy?

It's just one video card, besides it's not like he would pay for one anyway.

Do you want the Video Card Association of America on your ass?

Buy a x1950 and sell it to one of your friends for $450. Make sure they know nothing about video cards.

That way, you will be able to buy any card you want.

But can you do that within minutes?

Just over 9000 minutes.

Rip LED out of Fire Detector, attach to HSF assembly -> = upgraded video card for free in minutes.