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I'm selling my bulge to the highest bidder. Shipping is free, of course.

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

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No thanks, I've got the deluxe model.

When you DO ship that thing, to whomever buys it, make sure you put a lot of packing material around it in that little letter envelope. You know, so it doesn't bounce around too much with all that extra room it will have.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Deluxe model....you know the higher grade the more petit they are.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

Reply to Flamethrower205

Flamey....we're talking about bulges. A "higher grade" IS more deluxe.

Come on, get it together, man.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Um, forgive my absence of education, but what is a bulge?

Reply to Clarentavious

Go to the THGC album, linked above. Check out Grub's middle picture. That's all I need to say, really.

Then, come back here and promise us that you didn't look for very long. Please.

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Reply to Auburn9698

I will give you 3 magic beans for it. You pay shipping to/from Melbourne.

Reply to Figwit

Er, his hammock? Never heard of one of those called that term :-S

Reply to Clarentavious

nevermind.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Hmm, so you don't need it anymore now you've got kids huh?

There are a couple of people in this forum who could use it, since they obviously lack one themselves.

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Reply to RobD

Ummm, the little thing the girl is holding in her hand? Looks like one of those fancy calculators or sketch and art things people draw on. You know I really don't keep up with common american culture so I wouldn't know Someone once told me they were shocked that I didn't know what Brittany Spears looked like

Reply to Clarentavious

Just look at the picture again, and just for a second, anything else has serious sexual implications, look at his shorts....

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Reply to RobD

Rob, no offense or anything, but that's a rather sick joke don't you think?

Reply to Clarentavious

No. Why?

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Reply to RobD

I was tenting, dude!!!

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

You obviously didn't mean what you said, but I think the subject of pedophilia (and or incest) is rather disgusting in general, and such should not be mixed with humor like that. I don't see why someone would take the time to look at the photo from that angle anyway. That is however, just my opinion of course.

But hey nobody has answered my question yet as to what a bulge is.

Reply to Clarentavious

I meant looking at a guys schlong!

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Reply to RobD

Where are you from?

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Reply to dhlucke

Florida. As I said I don't keep up with american culture really. Am I supposed to know what a bulge is? As far as I know, the word bulge mens to stick out, like someone's fat tummy hanging out. Is a big object that is bloated something you are going to sell through the mail, or was it in grub's picture? No to both. So could someone explain?

Reply to Clarentavious

It's pretty obvious you fail to see the joke.

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Reply to RobD

How do you live in the USA but don't keep up with the culture. How is that possible? Who's culture do you keep up with? Besides, you don't need American culture to see the joke here. You have to admit that the picture really is funny.

A bulge is just what it means. Just what you said. He has what looks like a woody in that picture. His pants are bulging. It's funny. A joke. Nobody meant anything bad by anything they said above.

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Reply to dhlucke

Really. The only one that brought up pedophilia was Clarentavious, himself.

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Reply to Auburn9698

This Bulge is your bulge...
this bulge is my bulge...
this bulge was made for you and me...

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

haha, are yall going to add that to your set list?

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Reply to Auburn9698

It on the new CD...hidden track though...

Seriously, the guys just got done laying down some stuff for the new CD. Its supposed to come out in January '04. Its a real departure from what they have been doing for the last coule of years. [url]http://www.thisdayandagemusic.com/newsite/audio.html[url]
Here's a link where you can download some the old stuff. Witness is probably the best, but summer's gone is good too.

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Reply to Grub

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Really. The only one that brought up pedophilia was Clarentavious, himself.



This was posted by RobD, not myself

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Just look at the picture again, and just for a second, anything else has serious sexual implications, look at his shorts....



I don't keep up with american culture I suppose because I am kind of an abnormal person. For example, I go to see a movie at a theater probably about 2 or 3 times a year. I go to rent a movie perhaps once a year. So as you can see, movies are not really a part of my life.

It seems you THG forum regulars kind of have this "humor gang", which there is nothing wrong with, but I may not understand it. I thought the post was a joke, but I didn't know what bulge you guys were referring to.

We don't have to make a big deal out of it, I was just trying to understand what wasn't apparent to me :-S

Reply to Clarentavious

Yes, I saw that the first time, Clar. Still don't know where you got the pedophilia thing from. He wasn't talking about pedophilia.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Look, the humor of the photo came up when somebody (flamethrower, I think) mentioned it in another thread. I'd seen that picture 2 or 3 times, but hadn't noticed the bulge til flamey (I think) brought it up. Then Grub had the good humor to start this thread about it. But nobody was talking about pedophilia until you said:

Quote :

You obviously didn't mean what you said, but I think the subject of pedophilia (and or incest) is rather disgusting in general, and such should not be mixed with humor like that.


Nobody was talking about pedophilia til you said that. Not Flame. Not Grub. Not Rob. Not me. Not anybody. You're the one that made the "disgusting" subject even be "mixed with humor like that." Not anybody else.

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Reply to Auburn9698

It's allright...it was just a misunderstanding...Don't sweat it.

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

Let's just drop it, it is no big deal

Reply to Clarentavious

No big deal really. Most of us had seen this topic and laughed about it before and unfortionately you kinda showed up late.

You're all caught up now.

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Reply to dhlucke

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Let's just drop it, it is no big deal


I am offended that you would imply that my bulge is no <b>big</b> deal. Also, my bulge has already dropped, thank you very much!!!

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

If he's going to drop it, that kind of implies that he's holding onto it in the first place.

What we <i>don't</i> know is whether or not you're liking it....

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Reply to Auburn9698

Why are you blaming me for this. If you'd have read the thread properly you'd have understood it. And you very conveniently ignored the rest of what I said further on.

As my post said...

Quote :

look at his shorts....


How could you misconstrue that?

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Reply to RobD

There's that word again...shorts...I see what's going on here...
Shorts
no big deal
hasn't dropped
You're all in on it
DH is even using my preparation H as toothpaste
Its a conspiracy!!!!

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

You're right, it's a forum-wide consipracy to make it look as if you are somewhat lacking in the packet department.

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Reply to RobD

I knew it!!! Now you've made me mad...Just to prove you wrong I'm posting a pic...now we'll see who has the last laugh...<A HREF="http://www.notduck.com/Other/weiner.html" target="_new">http://www.notduck.com/Other/weiner.html</A>

Get your own sig!!! :tongue:

Reply to Grub

ROFOLNUT!!! this thread is funny. 5 pesos for your bluge. i wan tit, you have it... you give it to me.

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sex is bad, bad is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in

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