Hi!

[lyucan]

hi

 

[englandr753]

Be sure and stick your tounge on the ice, it tastes really good and will hold you there until the authorities can pick you up...

 

[Herr_Koos]

Seconded. Or maybe you can perform a Joker magic trick for him...

 

[randomizer]

 

[Kithzaru]

Not sure about the cake, but I know for a fact that the pie is a lie.