Office 2007 automatic updates. can't enable.

If you check

I don't want to use Microsoft Update

= YOU CANT TURN ON THE DAMN THING ANYMORE

I want to choke those nerds to death.

If I can't find the option to enable the thing then I declare it is not implemented.

Please help me find this missing ghost option.

And please bomb microsoft with messages requesting them to DIE.
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  1. COLGeek said:


    That microsoft service is now obsolete for Windows 7.


    ... and please always talk dirty about naughty Bill Gates and Microsoft!
  2. Type "Windows update" without quotation mark in search box.

    Click it and go to "Change settings" on the left.

    Tick the box "Give me updates for Microsoft products and check for new optional Microsoft software when I update Window."

    Ok
  3. Pyree said:
    Type "Windows update" without quotation mark in search box.

    Click it and go to "Change settings" on the left.

    Tick the box "Give me updates for Microsoft products and check for new optional Microsoft software when I update Window."

    Ok


    I've tried. It didn't work. I've waited and I've waited, because Windows 7 does all by himself, but nothing happened.

    Hey Bill. I'm having fun reinstalling the image 3 times a day and updating and reinstalling programs and extracting settings files and putting them back and restarting and reinstalling windows from scratch every few months because something just happened.

    I wonder if somebody really can do all logical operations on information of all kinds without being overweight and having no life cause he had to hunt those little gimmicks or take 5000 2500$ Microsoft courses for anus opening non sexual penetration.
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