Thank you for the reply!
Tried EVERYTHING on the troubleshooting guide. I have the mobo "breadboarded" with just the cpu, a stick of ram, and the power supply. Made sure to plug in the 4 pin. When the onboard video didn't work, I grabbed a working video card and got the same result. Pulled the ram out on purpose to get a BIOS beep, but didn't hear anything from the speaker. I'm guessing that it's either a bad BIOS chip, or a bad capacitor. I don't know how to check for bad capacitors though.