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On 8 Jul 2004 01:24:55 -0000, UT_Master <UT_Master@blackhole.riot.eu.org> wrote:
>On Tue, 06 Jul 2004, JHall <jhall@playmlec.net> wrote:
>>{AGUT}DeadMan <oldman1961@hotmail.com> Blessed us with
>>news
an.2004.07.06.07.13.28.561901@hotmail.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 06:39:50 +0000, UT_Master wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 6 Jul 2004, "cetanskan" <cetanskan@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Hi all
>>>>>
>>>>>I've played the demo, and liked it ... can anyone tell me where
>>>>>i can download the full game ..??? ...
>>>>>
>>>>>Tnx to all .. greetzz
>>
>>The OP spelled thanks "Tnx" and greets with lots of z's, it's a
>>wonder he didn't say PLZ for "please" These kind of people spend
>>most of their time at a Warez site downloading illegal software.
>>I would like to tell the OP you don't download the game, you go
>>out and buy it like everyone else!.
>>
>>>> Hello, I am the UT_Master! I own this newsgroup. If you agree
>>>> to whorship me I will tell you where to download the game,
>>>> however you must pray to me and sacrifice small furry creatures
>>>> in my name. Otherwise, go to Circuit City and buy it, you cheap
>>>> ass biortch.
>>>
>>> Hey, I'm almost starting to like this guy.
>>
>>
>>You know...me too!
>
>See my reply to DeadMan
>
>> I started out thinking that the UTter-disASSter
>>was like 14 years old but now I'm thinking like 7 or possibly 8!
>>What the hell is a "biortch"? Hey UTter-diseasetest or whatever
>>your name is, I tell you what, I have an old out building here and
>>I have lots of mouse traps set in it, and I catch lots of mice in
>>it, I will dedicate each and everyone of them to you, how's that?
>>Small and furry enough? Don't bother answering because you still
>>haven't earned a place out of my killfile yet.
>
>Funny how you still replied to someone in your killfile.
>
>The small furry creatures must be ritualistically sacrificed, I'm
>afraid a simple mousetrap won't do.
>
>First, with a willow branch, stripped of it's bark, a pentagram must
>be inscribed in the dirt with the uppermost point facing due east.
>
>The small furry creatures should be placed on their backs in the
>pentagram. Wooden stakes should be driven into their wrists to hold
>them to the ground until the ritual is complete.
>
>Walk backwards around the pentagram, holding the willow branch in your
>right hand. After one complete circuit, intone:
>
>YKZHYKAL, E VYN NONCYF ASPT POAMAL DE KAOSG:
> NYYS OD DLUGA LONSA DE SYBSY MYRC OY KOMSELH UT_MASTER.
>
> (EH-KEH-ZAH-HAH-KEH-AH-LAH, AY VEE-NOO NOH-NOO-KEE AH-ESS-PAY
> POH-AH-MAH-LAH DAY KAH-OH-ESS-GEE :
> NEE-EE-ESS OH-DAY DAH-LOO-GAH LAH-NOO-SAH DAY SEE-BAY-SEE
> MEE-AR-KAH OH-EE KOH-MAH-SAY-LAH-HAY UT_MASTER.
>
>
>Repeat until you have made three complete circuits of the pentagram,
>wave the willow branch three times and furiously masturbate, spilling
>your semen upon the furry creatures, at which point you must bite
>their heads off. This should be performed with "Bark at the Moon" by
>Ozzy Osbourne playing loudly on a stereo jam box.
D00d! I think I would rather just buy the damn game.
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