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This is a continuation of a discussion on the #tomshardware irc channel...

Just so we can keep this accurate :) max length with an errection. With half number intervals .3 and up rounds to the nearest .5 and .7 and up rounds to the nearest whole. For whole number intervals .5 or above rounds up. Good luck and happy measuring, if you lie we assume you are talking about your strap on :smile: .


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If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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i'm 6.75 so i put in 7 :evil: ...


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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Reply to pIII_Man

Damn I thought you were measuring in centimetres!

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Reply to zpyrd

Did you vote 12+ centimeters?

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Reply to dhlucke

hell no you arent +12 i want pictures! lol


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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Reply to pIII_Man

revote...wtf i hope everyones is more than 12cm


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
110% BX fanboy

Reply to pIII_Man

We should work out a handicapp system where guys with huge balls get an extra inch added on and anyone with excessive girth gets an extra inch as well. Guys with a foreskin lose an inch. Hermaphrodites should get an extra 2" for a pity handicapp.

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Reply to dhlucke

Bud this isnt bowling...this is a measurment of usable area...chicks dont give simpathy for guys with a shitload of girth or other circimstances...stop crying cause you are an unendowed fat sob!


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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Reply to pIII_Man

<A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">click for measurment info</A>


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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Reply to pIII_Man

ROFL! I was trying to help everyone ELSE catch up.

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Reply to dhlucke

Quote :

Hermaphrodites should get an extra 2" for a pity handicapp.


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Reply to scamtrOn

Is that with the Hermaphrodite handicap or without?

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Reply to dhlucke

Not bad for an asian...

DH whats your size?

Also do you think we should also document circumfrence or something?


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
110% BX fanboy

Reply to pIII_Man

How many furlongs are in a mile?

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Reply to dhlucke

hmm not sure...

I think you are using the wrong convnersion factor...you really mean...

how many nanometers are in an inch?


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
110% BX fanboy<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by piii_Man on 12/30/03 01:35 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to pIII_Man

I'd have to measure. I don't know exactly. I'm above average though.

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Reply to dhlucke

The thing is-- length doesn't do [-peep-] other than get you to the hole.

Girth is the important factor (at least according to most women I've known.) Bad thing with length is you can hit the uterus wall which does nothing but cause a boatload of pain for the woman you're with.

I'm between 7.5" and 8" long, and I wouldn't care to be any longer. Interesting thing, when I lost weight I gained almost an inch of functional dick :P

I'm fairly large around (not pop can size, but bigger than a tp roll center.) but if I were adding anywhere it would be girth.

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Reply to shadus

Who put in the other 12 incher?

Define girth shadus...


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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Reply to pIII_Man

I think as long as you're not unusually small you'll do fine. Most women I've talked to don't care too much unless it's too small. There's always the exception who loves a huge one, but for the most part a huge one is painfull on them.

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Reply to dhlucke

DH what did you put yourself down as?


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110% BX fanboy

Reply to pIII_Man

My dick is so small I had to master cvnt eating.

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Reply to zpyrd

It's by Gillette.

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Reply to dhlucke

Ok, next time I'm about to get a blowjob I'll tell the girl to wait a minute so I can get my ruler....

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Blowjob....LOL....stop dreaming.


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Reply to zpyrd

...maybe in prison!

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Reply to dhlucke

Lol, u guys never had parties?

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

Reply to Flamethrower205

Yes

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Reply to zpyrd

Well boo fvckin frickety hoo. Hit it off with the girl last night and right when we got real comfortable my friend comes over and says yo we gotta leave. Fock! See I coulda took out my ruler then but noooo spoiled opportunity.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

Reply to Flamethrower205

That's when you say "no, go home without me".

Always keep cab money on you.

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Reply to dhlucke

Sadly, if he came home and I didn't my parents woulda flipped out at me when I did get home (right now they let me out wherever as long as I don't annoy them...)

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

Reply to Flamethrower205

You should have excused yourself from the girl for a moment. Took your friend to the side and told him "we're not leaving because I'm about to score". And if he started to whine about the situation then you would have had to beat the $hit out of him.

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Reply to zpyrd

Well, since I'm still pissed (see I dreamed about a girl that looks like that for so long, I popped a woddy as soon as I saw her) it's time for my form of anger management:) Ax+ wood+ punching bag.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

Reply to Flamethrower205

i am 100% honestly 8".

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