Update: I just tried using Atitool to see if it would shed any light on the matter. It made my system hang and ran my CPU up to 99%. When I hover over the icon it says:
Core: #J Mhz
Mem: #J Mhz
Any idea what this means? I thought maybe it was some hexidecimal gibberish. I've tried AGP hotfix drivers, AMD's drivers, Sapphire's drivers, and even Omega drivers, nothing seems to work, my computer just doesn't seem able to communicate with this card properly.
I'm thinking I'm just going to return it (barring any issues with Newegg) and get another 7600GS to replace my burnt out one.