Yep I know how you feel. I would like to give up but I have this thing about not letting the computer tell me what I can and can't do. Especially when it's something that should not be a problem. In the last couple days I've learned a bit more regarding this issue.
I went out and bought a Panasonic SA-PT480 home theater (ha) receiver (with, *cough*, speakers that I never even unpacked). The theory, since it has an optical IN and 5.1 analog OUTs, was that I would simply plug an optical cable into the hole on my x-fi that glows red, and plug the other end into the SA-PT480, and then take the leads that should have gone to the dinky speakers that I never unpacked and plug them into my amplified speakers and sub and then be happy with my audio experience and smile.
NO. Oh no nooo. Audio wouldn't even come out of 5 of the 6 speakers (well, one time it downmixed the signal to mono and played each test sound as mono out of the front two, woohoo, and poorly) and the one that was audible was unintelligible (sounded like the speaker cone had been replaced with a wet diaper).
Turns out that Panasonic's design engineers either smoked too much crack or not enough crack on the day they finalized the design and sent it off to production. The analog outputs are all 3 ohms, except the sub out which is 6 ohms. Even if all of my amplified speakers had gotten a good signal from the receiver the black cloud directly above my head wasn't about to dissipate. The receiver's "auto-off" feature doesn't seem to care if the DAC is busy or not, and automatically shuts the unit down after 15 or 20 minutes. In all fairness I'll say that the Panasonic surround sound system may be fabulous when it's used as intended. Ok, well, as a kid I had a ten-speed bike, which I used to jump off of ramps and stuff until the final jump and the bike caved in like tin foil. This Panasonic unit could be like that. Only it's a 10-speed Huffy with baseball cards in the spokes to make the "motor" sound.
Back it goes. I'll likely be selling the X-fi card on ebay, and going with a "Claro" card which has all the analog outputs anyone could ever want, and costs about the same as the Titanium HD. The best part for me will be that I get to drop Creative like a bad habit, which is what they've become. They seem add a name and subtract a feature with every new product; "Creative Sound Blaster X-fi Xtreme Audio Titanium HD!" For another 50 bucks you can get F4T4L1TY (or whatever) printed on it.
At least their marketing department is at work.
Anyone ever look at the task manager and see how many processes are added after the installation of their sound cards. You can kill most of them with no adverse effects, so what the heck are they doing there besides sucking juice?
A: Marketing