NEW YORK (APe Wire News) - In a surprise announcement after the markets closed, AMD appointed a new Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Harry Buttz to replace former exec Dirk Meyers who was ousted by the Board of Directors on January 27 of this year. Mr. Buttz, a graduate of NYCZG (New York City Zoological Gardens), immediately took firm control of the helm and made an introductory statement that he would change the course of the company. "We gonna stop makin' them monkey-poo processors and sell our CPU divishun to de highest bidder!"
In a further surprising development, the Obama administration announced a return of the "cash for clunkers" program and said they would offer $25 to AMD for their CPU division. Mr. Buttz immediately accepted the offer, stating "Dat's moah money than we made in de last 4 years!!"
When asked about his future plans for AMD, Mr. Buttz merely nodded and stated "Well, I'm gonna go get me a 6-pack & a bag o' Cheetohs. 'Bout time I got my golden parachute, just like Hector & Dirk!"
April Fools!
In a further surprising development, the Obama administration announced a return of the "cash for clunkers" program and said they would offer $25 to AMD for their CPU division. Mr. Buttz immediately accepted the offer, stating "Dat's moah money than we made in de last 4 years!!"
When asked about his future plans for AMD, Mr. Buttz merely nodded and stated "Well, I'm gonna go get me a 6-pack & a bag o' Cheetohs. 'Bout time I got my golden parachute, just like Hector & Dirk!"
April Fools!