New AMD CEO Harry Buttz Promotes New Architecture
April 12, 2011
NEW YORK (AP Wire News) - In a surprise announcement after the markets closed today, new Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Harry Buttz disclosed their new processor technology will blow thine enemies at Intel to bits.
Identified as The Holy Bulldozer of Sunnyvale
, Buttz noted that the first generation chip will additionally create peace on earth, good will between Obama and the Tea Party, balance the US Federal budget, and cure the painful itch and swelling of most venereal diseases.
In a conflicting conversation, John Fruehe, Director of Product Marketing at AMD, noted that products without the Holy Pin would not be supported unless thou cross thy fingers, and thou must count to three. He continued, "Three shall be the number of the counting neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three."
New Intel chief Biggus Dickus showed no concern with the developments at AMD and the impact of the new Holy Bulldozer of Sunnyvale on Intel sales. He noted, "The majority of purchasers of Intel microprocessors cannot count to three."