Ok, anyone with this problem! MAKE SURE THE CPU PINS ARE PERFECTLY STRAIGHT AND THE CPU IS COMPLETELY SET IN THE SOCKET! I feel like a totally D-bag right now. The cpu was sticking out the slightest bit and now everything is fine. I had the use the Jumper and pull the power and battery about 6 times before I could even get the No Memory three beep. Thank the electronic gods I kept messing with this. I thought my CPU or MOBO was completely fried! Thanks you guys!