A sad passing: please read

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Associated Press - The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral will be held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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"Henrietta K Thomas" <henriettakt@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Associated Press - The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday ...

Again? Didn't he die about 4 years ago? And then again about 2 years ago
also? And probably a few times in between I shouldn't wonder.

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"Henrietta K Thomas" <henriettakt@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Associated Press - The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
> infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

I heard he was electrocuted and that it was curre(a)nt that passed thru him
that killed him!!

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Harvey wrote:

> "Henrietta K Thomas" <henriettakt@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7ce8cd24.0502141614.4e5d248@posting.google.com...
>
>>Associated Press - The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday ...
>
>
> Again? Didn't he die about 4 years ago? And then again about 2 years ago
> also? And probably a few times in between I shouldn't wonder.
>
>

keeps rising from the dead? Very strange..being resurrected by the
very thing which kills you.



mike (Phoenix Pastry Shoppes©) II

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Gary Eickmeier wrote:
> Henrietta K Thomas wrote:
>
> > Associated Press - The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
> > infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
was
> > 71.
> >
> > Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough
> > and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by
his
> > elderly father, Pop Tart.
> >
> > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities
> > turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,
Hungry
> > Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies
and
> > Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
> >
> > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy
as a
> > man
> > who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show
> > business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> > considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
> > half-baked schemes.
> >
> > Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old
man,
> > was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral will be held
at
> > 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
> I would try and think of a topper, but you've pretty much covered
them all.
>
> Gary Eickmeier



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