Catapult into the sea after attaching magnets and dousing in tar then lighting,
then go scubadiving and recover it,
drill the screws out and put the platters into a normal cd player, attempt to play track 6, (note it must be track 6 for complete data destruction)
get mad when 'cd' wont play,
run cd player over (with 'disk' still inside) using car/truck (Not motorcycle or pushbike)
put cd player in refuse bin, either wait for weekly collection or fill bin with petrol/similar and light,
wait for fire to die down,
put molten mass through popatim's woodchipper,
eat the shredded chips, no more than two a week though or you will have intestinal issues,
keep the erm, results in a safe place until all has been processed,
pack into flamebricks and burn again (Fire, the great purifier
)
Scatter the ashes to the four winds on a Bloodmoon in august
that should be secure enough and next time put 'those' photo's and videos on your phone, not your grannies computer
/wanders off to solve U.K. chav infestation problem....
Moto