You don't know what you just said, man.
But it's okay, I'm not angry
You see, an HD 6950 can be UNLOCKED into a full-fledged HD 6970.
So, when you buy HD 6950 Crossfire.. you're actually getting HD 6970 Crossfire!
Which, as we all know, is more powerful than a true-to-life HD 6990 which costs 750$.
How's that for improvement?