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tmlim   01-11-2005 at 09:01:23 PM

<b>Do you play online poker?</b>
"A delayed game will eventually come out, a bad game is bad forever."
-Shigeru Miyamoto

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mrface   01-11-2005 at 09:31:14 PM
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empirepoker.com

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Flamethrower205   01-12-2005 at 07:12:51 AM
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My mommy says it's bad for me to gamble so I drink and smoke instead.

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RobD   01-12-2005 at 10:07:32 AM
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Alas, I don't know how to play poker, but I do like to gamble. Sport of Kings is my preference.

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BigMac   01-12-2005 at 11:19:07 AM
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If anyone knows of a good strip poker site let's hear it here.

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RobD   01-12-2005 at 02:59:19 PM
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Damn fine suggestion.

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dhlucke   01-12-2005 at 10:52:03 PM
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Strip poker is where you WANT to lose.

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WingDing   01-13-2005 at 12:00:55 AM
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I'm quite an accomplished poker.

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eden   01-13-2005 at 08:04:07 AM
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You do more than poke. You usually use your "trump" card to win. And then "pull in" an "Ace of Spades".

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eden   01-13-2005 at 08:04:51 AM
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I wonder what Wingding Strip Poker would be like.

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RobD   01-13-2005 at 12:48:17 PM
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It'd be a bloody long game. It takes him 75 minutes just to unfurl his cock.

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Auburn9698   01-13-2005 at 01:39:11 PM
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74:59 of that is spent begging his wife for the key to his chastity belt.

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 01:41:08 PM
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Wingy had a hot wife iirc...

...the hairy nipples are a problem though.

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mrface   01-13-2005 at 02:58:06 PM
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and the guato baby[/from total recall] attached to her stomach.

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WingDing   01-13-2005 at 03:45:29 PM
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The hairy nipples are only on Irish women. Hairy legs and asses too.

My wife is a Russian ex-model. Nothing wrong with her baps.

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 04:50:09 PM
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Well then it's settled. I'll take delivery immediately. You are not to soil the goods so don't touch her anymore.

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WingDing   01-13-2005 at 07:54:37 PM
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SOLD! :smile:

You don't know what you've let yourself in for....

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 07:57:15 PM
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Trust me I do....

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WingDing   01-13-2005 at 08:54:10 PM
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Well she's stuffed full of my filthy man-cream....

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 09:12:42 PM
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I've got a high pressure hose and some good sand paper.

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mrface   01-13-2005 at 09:45:21 PM
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got bleach?

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 10:06:30 PM
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I'm thinking turpintine so that I can burn off the first layer of skin.

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WingDing   01-13-2005 at 10:14:08 PM
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And you must surely be aware of her spending habits....

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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 10:45:37 PM
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Oh, didn't we tell you? You'll be paying the bills.

Ok, enough now. This is weird.

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mrface   01-13-2005 at 10:53:49 PM
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youre weird

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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dhlucke   01-13-2005 at 11:06:56 PM
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'

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mrface   01-13-2005 at 11:10:50 PM
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exactly

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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<font color=blue>R.I.P. O.D.B.</font color=blue>

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WingDing   01-14-2005 at 12:34:21 AM
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Weird? This is a regular day for me. Now let me just finish inflating my giraffe sex-toy... :eek:

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WingDing   01-14-2005 at 11:15:26 AM
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It can just about accommodate my massive man-sausage.

I also have a novelty collection of anatomically correct inflatible woodland animals, water bison and three-toed sloths.

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mrface   01-14-2005 at 07:33:16 PM
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any alpha male gorillas or anteaters?

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WingDing   01-14-2005 at 08:36:59 PM
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I'm sure I have a few in the back.

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camieabz   01-14-2005 at 10:05:44 PM
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Just as long as there's plenty of beaver and pussy mate. That'll do me!

:wink:



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Auburn9698   01-14-2005 at 11:57:48 PM
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Have you found any pussy that <i>will </i>do you yet?

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WingDing   01-15-2005 at 12:33:32 AM
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Yes, but none that would go anywhere near him.

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camieabz   01-15-2005 at 12:35:07 PM
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Plenty, but those damn bells round their necks are a pain when you want a quickie in the hedge. :smile:

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WingDing   01-15-2005 at 01:28:54 PM
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True, but at least the horns provide some leverage if you need to perform oral rape.

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camieabz   01-15-2005 at 06:03:44 PM
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Horns?

Only one horn present at these occasions. :wink:

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WingDing   01-15-2005 at 07:45:48 PM
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Well you can also puncture the eye sockets if you need something to hold onto.

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camieabz   01-15-2005 at 08:50:06 PM
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I prefer the nostrils.

At ejaculation they usually rip off. It's a lovely tearing sound. [shudder]

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WingDing   01-15-2005 at 11:20:07 PM
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I think we must be related.

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dhlucke   01-15-2005 at 11:20:57 PM
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Blowing your wad in a girls nose is always entertaining.

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eden   01-16-2005 at 08:20:46 AM
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I wonder how she cleans that.

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eden   01-16-2005 at 08:21:11 AM
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*sudden surge of theories*

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WingDing   01-16-2005 at 01:29:28 PM
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..*grabs coffee and kleenex, ready for some real entertainment*...

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eden   01-17-2005 at 08:02:12 AM
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Can you convince DH to assist?

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dhlucke   01-17-2005 at 03:43:10 PM
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Auburn will be filling in for me.

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Auburn9698   01-17-2005 at 03:51:21 PM
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Any loads I blow up Eden's nose are going to be 147grain 9mm hollowpoints.

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