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Anonymous
January 3, 2005 9:34:36 PM

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I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
a new spot!

-Sammy
Anonymous
January 3, 2005 9:53:20 PM

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"Jordan" <lundj@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>
> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
> > I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
> to find
> > a new spot!
>
> Why hide them?


He doesn't want others to see he uses size extra small
Anonymous
January 3, 2005 10:46:49 PM

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"Sammy "The Bull" Gravano" <Sammy@witnessprotection.gov> wrote in message
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> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to
find
> a new spot!
>
> -Sammy


You know... prolonged exposure to heat destroys condoms. Unless you never
play your PS2, you might want to try your sock drawer.

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Anonymous
January 3, 2005 11:32:40 PM

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>I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
>a new spot!
>
>-Sammy

Why don't you do what your dad does? Put them on your cock and hide
em up your little brother's ass!
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 4:22:46 AM

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> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
>> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
> to find
>> a new spot!
>
> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
> else...

In the bathroom like everybody else? I thought everybody keeps them in a
drawer next to your bed.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 4:22:47 AM

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"Ollie T" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
>>> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
>> to find
>>> a new spot!
>>
>> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
>> else...
>
> In the bathroom like everybody else? I thought everybody keeps them in a
> drawer next to your bed.
>

Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying, "Hold
on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of that
John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 5:18:53 AM

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In article <KeKdnTjvy6QSbkTcRVn-1A@comcast.com>,
Estoscacahuates@comcast.netdeeznuts says...
>
>
>"Ollie T" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:GdmCd.40429$3v5.32466@fe2.texas.rr.com...
>>
>>> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
>>>> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
>>> to find
>>>> a new spot!
>>>
>>> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
>>> else...
>>
>> In the bathroom like everybody else? I thought everybody keeps them in a
>> drawer next to your bed.
>>
>
>Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying, "Hold
>on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of that
>John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>
>
What was that movie called? That was hilarious with him running around in the
dark with his dick glowing.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 5:19:56 AM

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In article <7DkCd.7804$Me4.6652@bignews4.bellsouth.net>,
Sammy@witnessprotection.gov says...
>
>I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
>a new spot!
>
>-Sammy
>
>
Do like I do and hide them in your sisters panty drawer.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 7:05:34 AM

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"MS#1Fanboy-JoJo" <jojo@cox.net> wrote in message
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> In article <KeKdnTjvy6QSbkTcRVn-1A@comcast.com>,
> Estoscacahuates@comcast.netdeeznuts says...
>>
>>
>>"Ollie T" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>news:GdmCd.40429$3v5.32466@fe2.texas.rr.com...
>>>
>>>> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
>>>>> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
>>>> to find
>>>>> a new spot!
>>>>
>>>> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
>>>> else...
>>>
>>> In the bathroom like everybody else? I thought everybody keeps them in
>>> a
>>> drawer next to your bed.
>>>
>>
>>Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>>"Hold
>>on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of that
>>John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>
>>
> What was that movie called? That was hilarious with him running around in
> the
> dark with his dick glowing.


Skin Deep.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 7:05:35 AM

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"Union Kane" <vnion_kane_03_nospam@telvs.net> wrote in message
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>
> "MS#1Fanboy-JoJo" <jojo@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:h2nCd.47360$Cl3.29570@fed1read03...
>> In article <KeKdnTjvy6QSbkTcRVn-1A@comcast.com>,
>> Estoscacahvates@comcast.netdeeznvts says...
>>>
>>>
>>>"Ollie T" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>>news:GdmCd.40429$3v5.32466@fe2.texas.rr.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Sammy "The Bvll" Gravano wrote:
>>>>>> I vsed to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
>>>>> to find
>>>>>> a new spot!
>>>>>
>>>>> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
>>>>> else...
>>>>
>>>> In the bathroom like everybody else? I thovght everybody keeps them in
>>>> a
>>>> drawer next to yovr bed.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Only the people who vse them. Can yov imagine getting vp and saying,
>>>"Hold
>>>on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of that
>>>John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>>
>>>
>> What was that movie called? That was hilariovs with him rvnning arovnd in
>> the
>> dark with his dick glowing.
>
>
> Skin Deep.
>

What was the bvff chick's name in the movie? I think she was on ESPN back
in the day.
January 4, 2005 11:22:55 AM

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Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
> a new spot!
>
> -Sammy
>
>
Just use 'em for balloons, 'cause I don't think you
got any other use for 'em ^_<
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 5:44:15 PM

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In article <7DkCd.7804$Me4.6652@bignews4.bellsouth.net>,
Sammy@witnessprotection.gov says...
> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
> a new spot!
>
> -Sammy
>
>
>


try your arse, nope, wait... that's where the used ones stay.
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 6:21:06 PM

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"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote

> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of
> that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.

How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 7:59:56 PM

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On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:34:36 -0500, "Sammy \"The Bull\" Gravano"
<Sammy@witnessprotection.gov> thought hard and said:

>I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to find
>a new spot!
>
>-Sammy

Only the Japanese would make something SMALLER... ahahaha!

....That was uncalled for.
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Anonymous
January 4, 2005 8:10:05 PM

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On 3 Jan 2005 16:19:00 -0800, "Willie D" <williedynomite@hotmail.com> spewed
forth these words of wisdom:

>If he had an XBOX, he could hide them in the memory card slots in the
>controller :-)

Yeah, that's probably a large enough space to hold a "lifetime supply" for the
original poster. ;-)

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Anonymous
January 4, 2005 8:35:03 PM

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"Jordan" <lundj@earthlink.net> wrote

>> In the bathroom like everybody else? I thought everybody keeps them
> in a
>> drawer next to your bed.

> No drawers in the bedroom... house rule! :^)

What? Do you live in a halfway house?
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 8:37:08 PM

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"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:34:36 -0500, "Sammy \"The Bull\" Gravano"
> <Sammy@witnessprotection.gov> thought hard and said:
>
>>I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have to
>>find
>>a new spot!
>>
>>-Sammy
>
> Only the Japanese would make something SMALLER... ahahaha!
>
> ...That was uncalled for.

Did you mean "uncalled for" or unclear?
Anonymous
January 4, 2005 11:24:06 PM

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Galley wrote:
> On 3 Jan 2005 16:19:00 -0800, "Willie D" <williedynomite@hotmail.com>
> spewed forth these words of wisdom:
>
>> If he had an XBOX, he could hide them in the memory card slots in the
>> controller :-)
>
> Yeah, that's probably a large enough space to hold a "lifetime
> supply" for the original poster. ;-)

a "lifetime supply"... of one.


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Anonymous
January 5, 2005 9:55:51 AM

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> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote
>
>> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me of
>> that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>
> How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
>

Foolish virgin. Stop stalking me. I am not interested.
Anonymous
January 5, 2005 12:23:55 PM

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"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote

>>> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>>> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me
>>> of that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>
>> How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
>
> Foolish virgin. Stop stalking me. I am not interested.

Sorry, I didn't realize you'd wilt so quickly, bitch boy. Guess you just
weren't up to the challenge and you're copping out.

Another one bites the dust.
January 5, 2005 12:23:56 PM

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>
> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote
>
>>>> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>>>> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me
>>>> of that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>>
>>> How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
>>
>> Foolish virgin. Stop stalking me. I am not interested.
>
> Sorry, I didn't realize you'd wilt so quickly, bitch boy. Guess you just
> weren't up to the challenge and you're copping out.

He said quit stalking, he's not interested.
Anonymous
January 5, 2005 2:33:27 PM

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> "Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote
>>
>>>>> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>>>>> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds me
>>>>> of that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>>>
>>>> How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
>>>
>>> Foolish virgin. Stop stalking me. I am not interested.
>>
>> Sorry, I didn't realize you'd wilt so quickly, bitch boy. Guess you just
>> weren't up to the challenge and you're copping out.
>
> He said quit stalking, he's not interested.

Quit stalking me! lol. Fool.
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> "Thoth" <thoth@notlisted.net> wrote in message
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>> "Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)> wrote
>>>
>>>>>> Only the people who use them. Can you imagine getting up and saying,
>>>>>> "Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom for a second". That reminds
>>>>>> me of that John Ritter movie with the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
>>>>>
>>>>> How many times did you beat off to that one, lover?
>>>>
>>>> Foolish virgin. Stop stalking me. I am not interested.
>>>
>>> Sorry, I didn't realize you'd wilt so quickly, bitch boy. Guess you
>>> just weren't up to the challenge and you're copping out.
>>
>> He said quit stalking, he's not interested.
>
> Quit stalking me! lol. Fool.

You first. <g>
Anonymous
January 5, 2005 3:24:46 PM

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On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 07:57:56 -0800, "Thoth" <thoth@notlisted.net>
wrote:

>He said quit stalking, he's not interested.

A lame excuse, he probably can't keep his staff excited for more than
10 seconds.
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January 5, 2005 5:52:09 PM

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"Thoth" <thoth@notlisted.net> wrote

>> Quit stalking me! lol. Fool.
>
> You first. <g>

ok
Anonymous
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"Impmon" <impmon@digi.mon> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 07:57:56 -0800, "Thoth" <thoth@notlisted.net>
> wrote:
>
>>He said quit stalking, he's not interested.
>
> A lame excuse, he probably can't keep his staff excited for more than
> 10 seconds.

10 seconds longer than Impotentmon.

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January 6, 2005 5:39:55 AM

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"Sammy "The Bull" Gravano" <Sammy@witnessprotection.gov>
wrote in message
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> I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I
cannot... have to find
> a new spot!
>
> -Sammy
>
>

Has anyone else thought about the irony of a twelve year
old, who hides the condoms that he'll never use inside his
PS; calling himself "Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano?"
Anonymous
January 6, 2005 5:39:56 AM

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 02:39:55 GMT, "Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com>
wrote:

>Has anyone else thought about the irony of a twelve year
>old, who hides the condoms that he'll never use inside his
>PS; calling himself "Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano?"

Never knew any 12 year old with bull sized dick. never knew of any
adult with that size either!
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January 23, 2005 11:38:02 AM

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Jordan wrote:
> Sammy "The Bull" Gravano wrote:
> > I used to hide condoms in the expansion bay... now I cannot... have
> to find
> > a new spot!
>
> Why hide them? Leave them in a drawer in the bathroom like everyone
> else...



I don't know anyone who keeps condoms in the bathroom, but then i don't
check or ask either

STRATEGY


>
> - Jordan
January 31, 2005 7:44:16 PM

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els_worth@hotmail.com wrote:
> I was unhappy that they removed the firewire port on the new PS2.

Thinking back, I'm kinda pissed that Sony is advertising it as "More
Capable". Since it's lacking a HD port it's, in fact, LESS capable. It
can't run FFXI and it can't run the Linux pack. So it's just more lies
from Sony marketing.

- Jordan
!