jpishgar, you comment about the sort "join date" is not totally accurate.
It appears to be, but if you look closely you will see for example:
revoc1
Join date : 11/29/2009
Total posts : 3
rottenmutt
Join date : 01/01/1970
Total posts : 3
eirrick
Join date : 01/08/2010
Total posts : 3
However, the "Total posts" does appear to be in the sort criteria.
I'm not sure if this is important to you or not, but it's what I'm seeing.
As for your wishlist, I hope you have a lot of paper.