Hi from France

Hi, I'm new and I don't know all rules of the forums for the moment.

I'm French, thus it is possible that I made errors
(thanks to the traductor )

Where's Grub when you need him to give his customary newbie greeting?

C'mon Grub, the forum needs you...

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

*cocks shotgun and gives dwarf an evil look*
You don't like cheese????
In my family it is a very valued food...tisk tisk.

Welcome to THG....you may find the others section a tad......*ahem* weird.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

I don't understand all but I believe that I am welcome

You're definitely welcome here. Read the sick sense of humor in my posts.

Although while I'm at it....

France would be great if it wasn't for the French that live there.

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Go play with your gravel wierdo!

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Let's see ... you're 14 yrs old and French ... by the time you are able (and willing) to vote - you'll hate us ...


<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

What's your favourite Hooter?

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Well my mom screams when she sees trees fall down...and I tend to just add to noise by yelling BOOOOOOOOOMMMM BIIIITTTCHHHHH at the top of my lungs. The best is using the ax tho.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

does my name ring any bell?

also hows MOFO?

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Excuse me sir, you appear to be lost. Do you require directions?

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

I did, thanks mate, hope you did too. Hope things are good with you and Emma.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

You don't? Admit it then, you're not French are you?

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

He doesn't hate English speaking chaps - and he claims to not eat cheese ... he's not French.


<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

He sounds perfect. That's it, he's Dutch.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Yes ElectroDrwarf you are welcome at least for me I am not able to speak for everyone but they do tend to get cheesy especially Flamethower205 I believe cheese is part of his families breeding rituals and that at the very least makes him partly French.

I am a Scottish Neanderthal with France French blood from my grandmothers side and Welsh from my mothers side. In other words I get up in the morning Ugly(Scots) and I am a real [-peep-] head all day(French) and at the end of the day I am the nicest person you would ever want to have a conversation with.(Welsh)

Besides I get any grey matter I have from the Scots side so I am allowed to be cranky when I get up.

P.S look-out for that guy Vapor he is part Cocker Spanial part Sheep and part melted cheese hence the half breed thoughts he posts.

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Yep. Stick that alongside the "I don't understand all..." and you've got case closed.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

When i say don't understand all, i want say
"There are things which I doesn't understand"

Frenchy, you must pay homage to the Americans here every day by changing your sig to "I love Americans".

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You know you love Americans. They're everything that you wish you could be. Just come clean. We'll help you become one.

Let's start with the basics:
1. Chew bubblegum
2. Smile all the time

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3. Talk loudly.
4. Demonstrate a complete lack of awareness of and sensitivity to other cultures.

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5. Be good looking
6. Show phenominal skill in the bedroom

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Now you're talking about me....*winning smile*...

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Ne t'en fait pas pour cette acceuil qu'ils te font ici, plus ils sont mechant avec toi plus cela veut dire qu'ils t'aprecie... oui oui c'est ca, aprecie!!! [evil]

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7. Use lots of hand and body gestures while talking

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