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- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! - <font color=green>RED </font color=green> <font color=red> GREEN</font color=red> GA to SK
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Yeah that theory was a bit flawed.
I've come up with a way to truly measure and prove how long dicks displeasure asses using a protractor.
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The doc and I have centered and found the source of it all. It's hard to live on though because I haven't found a solution yet that I can work with.
But to be funny a bit, ironically, one of the solutions the doc has to me to understand myself and the problem,.....is to get laid!
I get along very nicely with people around me, as it keeps me busy, but now I have 13 more days to spend before school starts, of which I have 8 to go on alone. I do think now that college Xmas breaks are long!
Now if I had proper transport, I could go on working out at the gym like I do each friday.
I am meeting with the shrink next week, probably for the last time if all goes well. I am going to make sure to tell him all that goes by me and what I worry about. We've gone in depth and far to uncover everything there is that I feel is to come out, and now hopefully he can diagnose and find the final way out.
I'm also meeting with the psychiatrist next day, so I'll also add some personal issues that he might help me with some medicine if needed.
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Trust me, one day I'll invent the ultimate tool to provide pleasure for the poor long-cocked people. A solution to provide true anal pleasure like it's sex all over.
I'll dub it the CnA Spatial Solution. Guess what CnA is.
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I'll send you the blueprints like I did with my Dist A-P theory.
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But to be funny a bit, ironically, one of the solutions the doc has to me to understand myself and the problem,.....is to get laid!
Now that is one smart doctor. I do hope you're going to follow his very sensible advice. <i>Please</i>.
Seriously though Eden, great to see you back on here and I'm pleased you're getting through it and that you've retained your humour. Very important to do so. Well done mate.
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
If it were me, I sure as hell would. Hell, I'd take an ad out in a national paper.
Mind you, Eden's got the potential to go all the way to getting a chick into bed, and then suffer from stagefright.
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
HA! I wouldn't bet a nickel against either that or him making her leave by pulling out the instruction manual.
Hey Ede, ya remember the Seinfeld episode where George screws it up by getting busted with the crib notes written on his hand? Ummm....yeah....don't do that.
HAHAHAHA! I was watching that episode the other night on Paramount. Classic. I woke my wife up I was laughing so much.
Yep. Eden = George. No doubt about it.
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
I might as well have a food sex fetish and eat Pastrami sandwiches while doing it.
Don't worry, I shall share the invention with all of you once it is done, for it shall save hundreds!
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Absolutely. It's our duty. Otherwise, what kind of men would we be?
<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>
No, it's not stress, I got no college anyways, nor is it lack of love. It's actually quite deep and I didn't think I drowned 2 months ago because it caused all of it.
In fact everything I felt since then is just a way to escape the problem.
What I mean is that I created obsessions, questioning life,
questioning what I am looking at. Basically shunning out all normal thought in order to stay in a world of thoughts aside from the problem, which I barely thought of previously, but was growing.
Now that I am in much deeper control of myself, I seem to shun the obsessions in favor of staying aware of the problem, and I must fight it now with whatever I can do to.
Amazingly getting laid COULD help!
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What do you mean COULD?! It's a stone cold certainty my man!
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It's a long story, but sex would be a way to put me "back on track", just between us heheh.
Basically I do need to get laid after committing. I need committment above all, and then a good dose of sex.
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I mean, we could carry him and all, but it'd be nicer if we just rolled him onto a gurney with a stick or something, and hauled him away. Would keep us from getting messy, since the bitch in charge would probably turn him into Mount St. Helens.
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