"Hi. My name is Wolf and I'm an Egg-aholic"
{Hi Wolf!}
My Newegg addiction began back in 2005. I was working a good job and having fun browsing forums like Tom's Hardware and I kept hearing about this great place to purchase computer hardware. At first, I scoffed at the idea. There was NO PLACE like Best Buy! But I continued to hear about the site and I finally decided. It's time to put an end to all this talk. I'd find identical products on both sites, compare prices and laugh at these bozos who were paying ungodly shipping prices!
It was my pride. My loyalty to Best Buy was my downfall. If I had just let bygones be bygones, I'd have never even looked at Neweg... that site. But I did. I found, to my horror, incredible savings, a myriad of options, brand names I had never heard of... and the hook. That one thing that led me to my first purchase... "Free Shipping".
Oh how I curse that day. It started small, of course. I half expected the shipping container to be ripped, bent, and/or crushed and the component destroyed. It wasn't, of course. It was pristine. Delivered right to my door. I installed the component and wondered in awe at the new found life my computer had.
Over the course of the next six years, I found myself purchasing more and more components. enough for 10 computers! I told myself, I needed a dedicated gaming system! A computer just for games; nothing else. No browsing, no downloading, no media playing... Nothing but gaming. My current system could do all those other things. The site, of course, was more than willing to oblige.
But wait! How about a computer just for media? An HTPC? Of course, I needed one. It just wouldn't do to run audio and video cables from my computer desk all the way... a whole six feet... to my HDTV! I needed a new system I could place in my entertainment center. THEY, of course, were happy to have a free shipping sale.
And on and on it went... Five years and nearly $10,000 later, I sit and look at the wasteland my closet has become. Old and outdated components. Dead hard drives and power supplies. Empty computer cases... I shudder to think of what might have been.
I am happy to say that it has been four months since my last online purchase from... THEM.
My name is Wolf and I'm an Egg-aholic.
-Wolf sends
P.S. In case anyone missed it, the above was written in jest. I absolutely love Newegg. It really has been four months since my last purchase, though. I (and my bank account) are happy with our current set ups...
though my HTPC case is starting to look a little ragged