Fear ye not, gentle name changers - a Community Reporter has walked among us and will doubtless duly report this to the Community. It's unusual for a Mod or Joe not to have picked up on a thread like this one.
Yup! Just send me a private message or an email (firstname.lastname@example.org) and I will take care of it for you. Be sure to include the username you have now, and the *AVAILABLE* username you'd like to go to.