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dhlucke   01-14-2004 at 11:50:23 PM

<A HREF="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3395507.stm" target="_new">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3395507.stm</A>

This thing sounds wicked. I'd love to know if it really works.

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Snorkius   01-15-2004 at 12:22:33 AM
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I can imagine Wingding straping the thing on his balls... wicked indeed.

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silverpig   01-15-2004 at 01:49:08 AM
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Damn I'd love to have one of those...

Hey, want a massage? Okay, we'll start with a foot rub (puts things on ankles)... foot rub, back rub... by that time she's ready to go :)

Some day I'll be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 01:54:33 AM
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Women will be bringing this thing to work and school.

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 01:56:55 AM
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I'm going to patent a pair of socks that has this thing built into it.

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silverpig   01-15-2004 at 03:11:49 AM
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Haha, seeing women walk down the street on the verge of orgasm would be hilarious... They sit down on a park bench and off they go :)

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eden   01-15-2004 at 03:18:34 AM
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Isn't that a bad thing for us men?
Aren't we going to be left out while the women now have orgasm at their command instead of us tools?

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Flamethrower205   01-15-2004 at 03:58:19 AM
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Sh!t you're right....ok, I was gonna tell people about this, but now I'll keep it a secret in my school and silence those who tell....

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silverpig   01-15-2004 at 03:58:21 AM
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They already have plenty of tools like that... This makes our job easier. :)

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 04:04:48 AM
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No, this is a good thing. Trust me. There's no substitution for a man.

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4ryan6   01-15-2004 at 05:19:25 AM
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It could be a good thing for men that fall into the horny dog classification, you know those of us that go around humping air sometimes, foreplay is great but sometimes the horny dog of the male of the species just wants to get straight to business.

Babe I'm going to take a shower, go ahead and prime it, I'll be in there in about 30Min, the anticipation would work for both, she'd be primed and ready, and you'd be humping air, raring to go. Yeee Hahh!!! Ride um cowboy :evil:




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Crashman   01-15-2004 at 08:39:15 AM
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I've heard that a cattle prod in the anus causes instant ejaculation too, by contracting muscles around the prostate gland.

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 09:01:06 AM
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Thanks for sharing.

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 09:02:17 AM
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It sounded like the voice of experience to me.

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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 01:48:40 PM
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Yea, the last 2 comments apply IMO!!

I'll stick to the Viagra, now & again, myself!! :tongue:



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shadus   01-15-2004 at 04:23:20 PM
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Actually I hear that the two new hard on medications are significantly more effective than viagra. (Levitra and Cevicil or something like that.) Supposedly in europe levitra is called "the weekend". shrug. I'd like to pop one of each and have my s.o. and a large tube of ky handy. :)

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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 04:56:04 PM
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LMAO

I've heard of a new one that they're testing you just sniff & Bingo!! I'm for that really!!!




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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 04:56:18 PM
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LMAO

I've herd of a new one that they're testing you just sniff & Bingo!! I'm for that really!!!




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eden   01-15-2004 at 05:05:33 PM
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That's odd. You post twice, yet the second post you make a mistake typing "heard"!

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Auburn9698   01-15-2004 at 05:08:33 PM
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Yes, rather....odd...

Hey, RC, I think that one's been around for a while, actually. :wink:

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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 05:16:54 PM
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Hee Hee!!! I was playing with the thing RobD told me. Guess that I don't have it figured out. I thought I did, but it posted the spelling change I made when I hit back! :lol:

I can't seem to make it work! :mad:



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eden   01-15-2004 at 05:50:34 PM
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Make what work?

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Auburn9698   01-15-2004 at 06:13:33 PM
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He's been trying to spam rapidly. With minimal success. May have something to do with deterioration of the reflexes due to age. :evil:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 01/15/04 11:14 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 06:50:57 PM
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The devil at the end was quite apt, considering you're going straight to hell for that one.

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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 07:03:42 PM
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It's not a age thing, it's a connection thing, I think. Half the time I can't keep my cable up!!

Your just out there flinging them today aren't you?? :lol:



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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 07:09:47 PM
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:smile:



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RobD   01-15-2004 at 07:13:24 PM
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Weird. You edited the post 59 minutes <i>before</i> you actualy posted it.

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 07:34:29 PM
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We see into the future. You're about to crap your pants at work so if I were you I would go to the john now rather than wait.

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RCPilot   01-15-2004 at 07:36:35 PM
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WTF? Have we entered into the Twilight zone?? This is to wired, IMO :lol:



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RobD   01-15-2004 at 07:40:12 PM
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Damn. Too late. Could you see into the future a little more and check see if I have a spare pair of shorts handy?

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 07:59:52 PM
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Sorry, it is unclear.

I can see that your wife is going to be pregnant with twins though. You'll get the big news tonight. Congratulations!

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Auburn9698   01-15-2004 at 08:03:06 PM
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Quote :

It's not a age thing, it's a connection thing, I think. <font color=red>Half the time I can't keep my cable up!!</font color=red>


I hear that's another result of the aging process, for some.


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Auburn9698   01-15-2004 at 08:05:33 PM
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59 minutes before? Says one minute after, to me. Get your time straight.

Yeah, I may be going to hell, but at least Alabama Augusts will have prepared me for the weather.

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 08:05:38 PM
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One express elevator to hell. Going down. Reeaaal fast.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   01-15-2004 at 08:06:27 PM
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:wink:

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 08:08:12 PM
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Man, this is strange. You posted at 12.13pm, but the edit says 11.14am. Seriously freaky.

I need to lie down.

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 08:08:54 PM
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Could you find out who the father is, so I can chin the bastard?

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dhlucke   01-15-2004 at 08:19:36 PM
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It is unclear. I can see the fathers wife though. She has hairy nipples.

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RobD   01-15-2004 at 08:30:42 PM
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Bloody Wingding gets everywhere doesn't he? No wonder he doesn't show his face anymore.

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WingDing   01-18-2004 at 04:28:47 PM
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Just keeping my head down after the latest unfortunate 'incident' at the local girl's college.

You'd swear they'd never seen an erection before.

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RobD   01-18-2004 at 05:09:49 PM
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I heard it dwarfed the Petronas Towers.

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SoDNighthawk   01-19-2004 at 09:44:36 PM
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You just heard about electro-shock to stimulate woman to orgasm.

Man they been giving woman orgasms since the Mental Hospitals started using electro shock treatment to cure lunatics.

Why do you think they all looked spaced out calmer and drooled out the side of their mouth after they were released.

Why do you think those woman in the 30's kept needing to go back LOL crazy baby crazy. Brain works electro chemical think about it. SHOCK THIS!! Tizzzz.....

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camieabz   01-25-2004 at 01:08:00 AM
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I loved this part in the link...

Quote :

"I've been using mine for three years and I just love it."


I'll bet she does! She must be worn out though. :lol:

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