Part3

Life not only begins at forty - it begins to show.
Life on Earth is expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Life was filled with guns and war and everyone got trampled on the floor.
Life well spent is long.
Life's too cheap to drink short wine.
Lift your dahlias in the autumn.
Like father, like son.
Like mother, like daughter.
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Lipstick on your chopper told a tale on you.
Listen here you little pip squeak!
Listen to Garry McCormick, and get more dork for your dollar.
Listen to the fool's reproach! It is a kingly title!
Literature is more about sex than children, but life is the other way round.
Literature, strewn with the wreckage of men who minded the opinions of others.
Live every day as if it were your last. One day you'll be right.
Live long and prosper.
Living in Flaxmere is very dangerous especially if you're a visiting policeman.
Living with a saint is more gruelling than being one.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Loafing needs no explanation and is its own excuse.
Long God yumi stanap.
Long visits bring short compliments.
Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.
Look after your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
Look at me. Worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Look but do not touch.
Look out! Behind you!
Loop, Endless: see Endless Loop.
Loose as a goose!
Losing your drivers' licence is just God's way of saying `BOOGA, BOOGA!'
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
Love is a two way dream.
Love is all there is. It makes the world go round.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Love is sentimental measles.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Lovely day! Spring in the air!...Why should I?
Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Lysistrata had a good idea.
M2976221 is prime!
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MOVE CARCASE-STANDPACK TO PR-STANDPACK-6B.
Mad as a snake and half as reliable.
Mad cows and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...
Made with the aid of your broadcasting fee so you can hear more Menglish on air.
Madness is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Maet long tede naet yumitufala i save mekem wan bodi.
Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.
Mairsy doats and dosy doats and little lambsy tivy.
Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.
Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Make haste slowly.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it legal, but only for groups of three.
Make new friends but keep the old : the new are silver, the old are gold.
Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.
Makes Ben Hur look like an epic.
Making dolls for pleasure and profit.
Male Chauvanist pigs motto - Put Womens-Libbers behind bras!
Mali snoopy znak je gloopy.
Mama, just killed a song.
Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Who do you trust?
Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities are exhausted.
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact he often has to eat them.
Man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Man has eased his burden by lifting it to his head, but does he have a headache!
Man invented language to satisfy the deep need to complain.
Man is an island - Douglas Tourist Board
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Man learns little from success, but much from failure.
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to someone else-unless it is an enemy.
Manners: especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything
Many a man owes success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Many are called but few are chosen.
Many are called but few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Mares rush in where angels fear to tread.
Margaret Shepherd's calligraphy projects for pleasure and profit.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is about 10 grand.
Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Marrying a woman is a mystery. Marrying two at once is a bigger mystery.
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
Martyrdom is the only way in which one can become famous without ability.
Marvellous work.
Mary Rosenbaum, mother of Solly.
Masochist: Hit me! Sadist: No!
Master easy, servant slack.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Maximum Headroom: 2057 millimetres
May Elle Macpherson eat your only copy of the manual!
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
May all the music you like become popular.
May all your troubles be little ones.
May many come after me.
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May you be a sphincter all your life! And your children too!
May you be a spinster all your life! And your children too!
May you live in interesting times.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of 1000 Caramels.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
Maybe this is as good as it gets.
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
McGod. A deity invented and worshipped by man.
Me, I wasn't working, I was just standing near my terminal to keep warm.
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time low over the world.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
Men who never get carried away should be.
Menglish is the second most crappy language in the world.
Menglish, the language of a native New Zealander.
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!.
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
Metaphor mixing for pleasure and profit.
Mettez cela dans votre poche et votre mouchoir dessus.
Mexico: so far from God, so close to the United States.
Mi sori, emi no stap: emi jas go aot naoia.
Michelle, ma belle, sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Microsoft Works - The greatest oxymoron of our time!
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Millihelen: Beauty required to launch just one ship.
Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Mine is the last voice that you will ever hear. Don't be alarmed.
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Missing you already.
Missing you already. NOT!
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Mit Schlagsahnen, bitte.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pi!
Mo hos we yu yusum blong kamtru.
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
Money can't buy friends but it can give you a better class of enemy.
Money isn't everything: usually it isn't even enough.
Monkey see, monkey do.
More power, more freedom, more fun.
Mornington Crescent.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously.
Moses, 4 billion years of evolution is too long, couldn't you shorten it?
Moses, Let there be light is good, but 4 billion years of evolution drags a bit.
Most of my strength is in my legs.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Most things get steadily worse.
Mother said if I'm not in bed by ten o'clock, come home.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Mounts bicycle, heads off.
Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm? I don't know, dear, ask your father.
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Must dash. My little girl is waiting.
My aim is true.
My aphorisms lacked direction, incisiveness and humour, so I wrote this one.
My cup runneth over, and spilleth on my trousers.
My cup runneth over.
My dad says all coppers are constables.
My dad says they don't work.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
My heroes have always been poofters: Theme of the march of the poofter boys.
My husband cheats on me so much, I don't even know if this is his baby!
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
My mum says if I've got one of these, I can get one of those any time I want.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
My name's Virginia. You can call me Virgin for short, but not for long.
My name's Xxxx Xxxxxxx - people call me Forrest Gump.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My sense of humour is just simple. That's because I'm a woman.
My skin's leaking.
My teeth itch.
My trousers are full of love.
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
Nail me to a barn and call me Hector!
Napier for the time of your life.
Nappies on a clothesline : internationally recognised signal of distress.
Nasic?
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
Necessity is a mother.
Neigh, neigh said the Mayor.
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Never argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
Never ask him a question, unless you want the whole answer.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Never be first. Never be last. Never volunteer for anything.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never call people fools. Borrow from them.
Never complain and never explain.
Never confuse motion with action.
Never contradict. Never explain. Never apologise.
Never copy what you can trace.
Never count your chickens before they are laid.
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never draw what you can copy.
Never drink whisky without water. Never drink water without whisky.
Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Never eat on an empty stomach.
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a `y' in it.
Never fear, Smith is here!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never hit anyone with glasses. Use a baseball bat.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Never leave the table hungry.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Never let your willpower get the best of you.
Never look back. Someone might be gaining.
Never mind, you tried your hardest and that wasn't good enough.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never say yes to an insurance salesman.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never start a frisbee manoeuvre with anything more than `Watch this!'
Never start the day until it is finished on paper.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognise it.
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
Never, never, never, never give up.
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
New York's got the ways and means; Just won't let you be.
New Zealand Post charges 40c for letters - that's 1c delivery, 39c storage.
New Zealand Thirst. A really wild party.
New lamps for old!
New life : New heart : New Zealand
New systems generate new problems.
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full.
Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni.
Nice guys finish last, but get to sleep in.
Nice try but no conversion.
Nice work.
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
Nine And A Half Weeks - A film with gratuitous clothing.
Nix: The Goddess of the underworld.
No I have not - and especially that one!
No bird soars too high, if she soars with her own wings.
No dogs - No golf - No rubbish
No drinks'table I haven't had a [-peep-] all night.
No dwarves need apply.
No good deed goes unpunished.
No grand idea was ever born in a conference; many foolish ones have died there.
No hard feelings, especially not on my part anyway.
No man can think clearly when his cheeks are clenched.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
No man is a dunny - John Island.
No man is an island - John Donne
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
No man is ever old enough to know better.
No matter how great your triumphs, a billion Chinese couldn't care less.
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
No matter where you go, there you are.
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
No problem is so large it can't be fitted in somewhere.
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
No story, straight to bed.
No tickety wickety.
No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on.
No, I lost the arm in a road accident.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Nobody ever says "it's only a game" when their team is winning.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody likes playing against the whinge.
Nobody likes playing against the wind.
Nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf.
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organisation.
Nobody really sings in an opera. They just make loud noises.
Nobody's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Noddy bangs chooks.
Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
Nondeterminism means never having to say you're wrong.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
Not knowing when dawn will come I open every door.
Not like that, like that!
Not many people would be stupid enough to do that...but I would!
Not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Nothing astonishes so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing beats our service.
Nothing can change my traditional right to be stupid.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realisation that it's time to get up.
Nothing exceeds like excess!
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Nothing is impossible for the woman who doesn't have to do it herself.
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves.
Nothing is more horrible than ignorance in action.
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
Nothing is wasted, nothing is in vain: The seas roll over but the rocks remain.
Nothing recedes like recess.
Nothing recedes like success.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Nothing sucks seeds like a toothless canary.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Notice how all the letters of the word `database' are typed with the left hand?
Notice how the newspapers don't refer to `gay plague' any longer?
Notre vieux guillaume est le meilleur du monde.
November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
Now and then, an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.
Now please explain your explanation.
Now that I am here, where am I?
Nuclear war...may not be desirable.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.
O 4 1 0 E.
OH HOLD!!
OK, guys, coffee break over, back on your heads.
OWNER-OPERATINING-SYS
Obstinate oxen waste their strength.
Of COURSE he wants another beer!
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Of course I want it today! If I wanted it tomorrow, I'd ask for it tomorrow!
Of course I'll still respect you in the morning.
Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course, in this business anything's possible.
Of two friends, one is always the slave of the other.
Off we go with 3 minutes commercial free music...
Off with the speed of a thousand startled gazelles.
Oh Ruby! please take your love to town.
Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me Right Now, Smack!
Oh, I do like to whinge beside the seaside, I do like to whinge beside the sea.
Oh, joy! Oh, raptor!
Oh, joy! Oh, rapture!
Oh, joy! Oh, rupture!
Oh, no, not again!
Oh, that such wickedness could be!
Oh, the impotence, only the aphorisms file to get revenge!
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!
Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
Oh, you're sad!
Oily Jim always presses the Up button when he wants to go down.
Oily Jim doesn't have to walk on water. He floats.
Old Sock. The after shave for the really weird.
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Old giraffes cast long shadows.
Old photographers never die. They just go out of focus.
Old professors never die. They simply lose their faculties.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old sins cast long shadows.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
On 1st December, 1997, Ian ate a salad roll (by accident) without flinching.
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to wolf with the red roses?
On a night like this I deserve to get kissed at least once or twice.
On six joints a day, not a lot.
On the continent people have good food; in England people have good manners.
On the other hand, suppose they gave a war and everybody came.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
On this day in 1864 Quentin Furbler invented the folding breadboard.
On this site in 1897, nothing happened.
On your marks, get set, are you ready? Let's go!
On-line: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Once a king, always a king.
Once a knight, enough for anybody.
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.
Once: Enough.
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
One change leaves the way open for the introduction of others.
One day, a lemming will fly.
One difference between man and machine is a machine is quiet when well oiled.
One for the money, two for the show.
One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
One lie is often better than two: `My bus didn't come' `Also, I was sick'
One man's meat is another homme's poisson.
One man's warrior is another man's lunch. Ancient Maori proverb.
One neuron short of synapse.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
One of the best things about Napier is `Big Fresh'.
One of the best things about Napier is big sheep.
One of the few women I know that doesn't need shoulder pads.
One planet is all you get.
One reason people stop learning is they become less willing to risk failure.
One seems to think that hotels collapse in Cairo with some regularity.
One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
One should never generalize.
One side of her brain is shorter than the other so she thinks round in circles.
One swallow doesn't make a summer.
One thing about big women: they're warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
One thing about children: they don't pull out pictures of their grandparents.
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
One thought fills immensity.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on her.
One with God is a majority.
One's action ought to come from achieved stillness; not to be mere rushing on.
One, two, miss a few, ninety-nine, a hundred.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Only 26 miles to Einstein's birthday.
Only 32000 of us left and we have eaten all the moas. How about a treaty?
Only God can make random selections.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only bastards buy battery eggs.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Only women bleed.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Optimisation hinders evolution.
Orchestra really is an anagram of carthorse.
Oregon: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.
Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compounds.
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
Our Marks, Which art with Spencers, Hallowed be thy foodhall.
Our beer, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
Our cheque is in the mail.
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight solutions.
Our sol, our sol, our soldiers went to war.
Our soldiers went to war with pistols at their side.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Out of your depth. Join Kim Hill who asks the silly questions on your behalf.
Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
Over the fence is out.
Over the next few years you will definitely change your opinions or keep them!
Overdrawn? But I still have cheques left!
Overload - core meltdown sequence initiated.
PA is not dull - it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
Painting China for pleasure and profit.
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Passengers: self loading cargo.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.
Patriotism: sense of responsibility. Nationalism: cock crowing on its own dung.
Paul 'never mind the quality feel the width' Holmes. A pratts pratt.
Paul Holmes' real name is Bert Cladbong.
Paul Reeves? Oh, yes, I remember when he was a Pakeha.
Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
Paul Umms. A man of no seasons.
Pax vobiscum.
Peace: in international affairs, period of cheating between periods of fighting.
Penises have been around longer than dictionaries.
Penny wise, pound foolish.
People Can't Remember Computer Industry Acronyms.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
People do things for their reasons, not for yours.
People don't change their careers; they're engulfed by them.
People spontaneously explode, it happens all the time. Natural causes.
People usually get what's coming to them...unless it's been mailed.
People who enjoy quiz shows are easily impressed by their own ignorance.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
People who live in mansions deserve to pay more than people who live in caves.
People who smile when things go wrong have thought of someone to blame it on.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
People wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
Personally, I have always looked upon cricket as organised loafing.
Peter is sick today with a 'horrible stomach' - but he's also sick!
Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
Phongarei, sounds as it is spelt.
Pick me up and curl me.
Pick your apples like you pick your friends - carefully!
Pick your apples like you pick your nose - carefully!
Picture of Dorian Gray: starring Sir Cliff Richard.
Pipe cleaner: a toothpick with long underwear.
Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
Plan for the future, because that's where you will spend the rest of your life.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Play that funky music, white boy.
Please do not sit on the chair person.
Please give your chin a rest.
Please ignore previous aphorism.
Please may I have a slice of dry bread. A crust, if you've got one.
Please take note:
Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
Pleasure and profit for pleasure and profit.
Podiacide: to shoot oneself in the foot.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Power to the perverts. Support same sex marriage.
Power without responsibility - prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages.
Power: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
Prayers plow not! Praises reap not! Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not!
Prayers plow not! Praises reap not! Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not! So What!
Prayers plow not!Praises reap not!Joys laugh not!Sorrows weep not!So What not!
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Prepositions are very bad things to end sentences with.
Preserve wildlife - Pickle a squirrel
Presidents can con anyone, they even vote for themselves.
Press FORE Q or HIND Q Weight Buttons
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key...no,no,no,no, Not that one!
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Pretentious, moi?
Prime prat.
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
Prisons are built with the stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion.
Prize prat.
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Productivity with performance.
Program missing or inaccessible
Programmer: Red-eyed, mumbling mammal who can converse with inanimate objects.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
Providing Integrated Software to the Meat Processing Industry for over 10 years.
Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
Pull off: win, manage successfully.
Punctuality is the politeness of kings.
Punctures from only $10
Pure invention is but the talent of a liar.
Pure pop for now people.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Put Descartes before De horse.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Put your head beteen them and go blubble, blubble, blubble.
Put your nose to the Grindstone!
Put your trust in God, but keep your powder dry.
Q: How many Surrealists to change a lightbulb? A: Fish.
Quantity breeds quality.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Quick! Act as if nothing has happened!
Quick! Put it back into SCCS before she overwrites it?
Quid pro quo.
Quis custodiet custodies? Ipsus!
Quocunque jeceris stabit.
Qvid me anxivs svm?
R R R !
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Rain will make the flowers grow.
Ranked in order, the 3 types of intelligence are: Human, Animal and Military.
Ratz
Reach out and grep someone.
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Read my lips: no new taxes.
Real Programmers don't use debug. Now, how do you use debug again?
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Time: Here and now, opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold.
Real programmers don't document: Hard to write should be hard to understand.
Reality is a cop-out for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
Really? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!
Reason is a tool. Try to remember where you left it.
Recursion: see Recursion
Red lorry, yellow lorry,
Red roses every night.
Refrigerator: Place for storing food too fresh to throw out until it isn't.
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Remember our motto: The more you drink, the better we sound.
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat.
Remember, the labrador is NOT called Goldie.
Remember, you heard it first on moaner news.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Resistance is useless! (if under 1 ohm)
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Richard Long's hairstyle is terrible. I've got better hair on my pussy.
Richard The Lion Heart summons his favourite knight.
Road sign or place for a halo (10, 5)
Roll up, roll up. Get your tickets here!
Roo nunging, for pleasure and profit.
Rotorua: full of surprises
Ruby, Don't take your love to town.
Rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls.
Run for the hills, the dam is breaking.
Runs like a dog and barks like a cat.
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey! Details at eleven!
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
SOFTWARE - formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
STRESSED is just DESSERTS backwards!
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
Saint - A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saints above, for a moment there I thought you said you'd become a Protestant.
Same ship, different funnel.
Samfala samting oli semak long evri lanwis.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
San Francisco: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
Sapos yu no wantem pikinini, be yu no mekem pikinini.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Scary stuff.
Scary, eh?
Schindler's List: A moving story about people.
Schindlers Lifts: A story about moving people.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schwing!
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Scrunglebuggly. Woppledop. Googly-monster. Nodel. Not reserved words - yet!
Second place is for the first loser.
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
See Spot jump. Hear Fluffy whinge.
See how they run.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See you next time on The Muppet Show.
See you round like a rissole.
Seeing as you are such a good mate, how about $150?
Seems to be is more important than is.
Select http://www.life.napier.govt.nz/ or http://www.death.hastings.govt.nz/
Seli Hoo!
Semper ubi sub ubi
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Several excuses are less convincing than one.
Sex is acceptable, but it's not as good as the real thing.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. `Yes' is the answer.
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
Sex without love is an empty experience but as they go, it's one of the best.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. (from a shorter Shakespeare).
Share your problems with God - He'll be up all night anyway.
Shared memory and license manager (acushare) is not running
She ain't heavy, she's my brother.
She always cared for others. You could tell the others by their hunted look.
She called the child Fergus, that's fungus without the "erg".
She can't sing to save a song.
She changed a win-win situation into an on-going lose-lose situation.
She didn't even know what a carpenter was.
She died of a brain haemorrhoid.
She doesn't even have 20/20 hindsight.
She fell into the lens-grinding machine and made a spectacle of herself.
She had a big appetite - she could eat a whole chocolate fish in one go.
She had all the allure of an airline salad.
She hadn't a single redeeming vice.
She has a certain emetic effect.
She has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
She has been taking idiot lessons from Kim Hill.
She humped them up to the top of the hill and humped them down again.
She is a stranger in her own home town.
She is as honest as a list MP.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
She is guilty who is not at home.
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
She is now rising from affluence to poverty.
She keeps her Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet.
She knows nothing but thinks she knows everything. We suggest political career.
She knows there's no success like failure and that failure is no success at all.
She lies like a list MP.
She looked at me as if I were a side dish she hadn't ordered.
She never alters her opinions as standing water breeds reptiles of the mind.
She never wrote it down, but she said it often.
She refuses to eat more quickly. (6)
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
She slept under the bed because she was a little potty.
She sows hurry and reaps indigestion.
She spelt like an engineer.
She that is down need fear no fall.
She told me to stand here.
She took an IQ test and the results were negative.
She used to be conceited but now she's absolutely perfect.
She was a girl from Birmingham.
She was a good woman, in the worst sense of the term.
She was a graduate of the school of hard knockers.
She was a woman ahead of her time. By about 8 minutes.
She was about as much use as Quasimodo's duffle bag.
She was about as much use as a back pocket in a string vest.
She was about as much use as a backward barracuda.
She was about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
She was about as much use as a core dump.
She was about as much use as a fart in a spacesuit.
She was about as much use as a fur lined minge whistle.
She was about as much use as a list MP.
She was about as much use as a screen door on a submarine.
She was about as much use as an intellectually challenged rocking-horse.
She was an upsidedown girl. Her feet smelled and her nose ran.
She was born under the delusion that all people are created interesting.
She was only the grocer's daughter but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe.
She was only the morse operator's daughter, but she did it did it did it.
She was poor but she was honest.
She was shooting words at a hundred mouths per hour.
She was so narrow minded she could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
She who Laughs, Lasts.
She who begins many things, finishes but few.
She who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
She who fears nothing has nothing to fear.
She who has suffered you to impose on her knows you.
She who is hasty with her feet misses her way.
She who laughs last thinks slowest.
She who pays the piper calls the tune.
She who shouts the loudest has the floor.
She who sneezes between the onion and the peel picks up its stink.
She whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
She'd pass for forty-three in the dusk with the light behind her.
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.
She's genuinely bogus.
She's got back trouble...can't get it off the mattress.
She's just a politician trying to save both her faces.
She's lovely and deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
She's probably over the worst of it by now.
She's the kind of woman for the times that need the kind of woman she is.
She: A sexist pronoun. Try using it instead.
She: All flesh is grass. He: Moo.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Shingle spoken by many foreigners. (6, 7)
Shirts and shoes are required. Bras and panties are optional.
Should my bint have a bonzer bod?
Show me a caring capitalist and I'll show you a vegetarian wolf.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you someone playing golf with the boss.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you someone playing squash with the boss.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Shut up and get on with your work.
Shut up.
Si quis nunc loquitur, nihil habebit.
Siamese twin kills sister in bungled suicide attempt.
Sic freat crustulum.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
Simply the best. Waitotara Meat Company better than all the rest!!
Simultaneously a Rotarian and a Catholic.
Sin hielo, por favor.
Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
Since we're all here, we must not be all there.
Sing if you're glad to be gay.
Sippers Digest Condensed soup? Everything useful has been removed.
Sipping whisky from a paper cup, you drown your sorrows till you can't stand up.
Six months ago I couldn't spell Data. I still can't pronounce it correctly.
Sixty minutes. Rat [-peep-] surrounded by ratchets.
Size: at the end of the day, it's not really up there with the big issues.
Skiers say skiing is a matter of life and death but it's much more important.
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
Slang is language that takes off its pants and pisses on its boots.
Slimy Benny and MMP. Life is so full.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Smile for the cameraman.
Snoodle doodle doodle!
So Daniel went and spent the night in the cat house.
So I don't exist! So I count for nothing! Try saying that on the streets!
So clever it doesn't even work.
So far as I remember, not one word in the Gospels praises intelligence.
So little time, so little to do.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So she left the Alliance to form the watasilimu party by herself.
So that's why you called your company Microsoft!
So was the Titanic.
So why the long face?
So why the round face?
Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
Socialist Realism is the Art of the State.
Sociology is the study of us and Anthropology is the study of them.
Socrates assures us that hemlock is not addictive.
Sod this for a lark, I'm going on a crusade.
Solly Rosenbaum Superstar.
Solly Saves.
Solutions for a small planet.
Some argue foolishly, that gin alone does not a TV evangelist make.
Some day, my prince will come, she said, stirring the soup with her other hand.
Some days it is, some days it isn't.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge-he only gargled.
Some of my best friends worship dead Jews.
Some of the dispossessed Irish peasants went to New Zealand to became maoris.
Some people think little girls should be seen and not had.
Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard.
Some people would consider themselves lucky to be in hospital.
Some people wouldn't recognise subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Some things are the same in any language.
Some trust in chariots.
Somebody's boring me...I think it's me.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Something for the weekend, sir?
Sometimes I don't know why I get frightened.
Sometimes I simply feel that the world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.
Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Soothing massage - call 845 0445
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Special conditions apply.
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
Spice Girls? You mean Pop Tarts.
Spin a long time, spin a long time, spin a long lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Spring, an experience in immortality.
Standardised, pasteurised and homogenised.
Start a Trend : Bonk a Friend
Start a Trend : Bring a Friend
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start slow and taper off.
Statisticians: They are good with numbers but find accountancy too exciting.
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Steve's aphorism:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
Stimulate all the areas of your brain, sniff a peppermint NOW!
Stop me and buy one.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath.
Strange that the people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously!
Strap me to a beehive and smear my ears with honey!
Strap me to an anthill and smear my ears with jam!
Strawberry yoghurty, raspberry yoghurty...
Strength through joy.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Strike 3! You are out.
Stupid: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Substance abuse ranges from injection of drugs to throwing of cream buns.
Subtract : Divide : Add : Multiply
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Success is a journey, not a destination.
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
Successful tools are used to do something undreamed of by their makers.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Suck me dry and call me dusty.
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Superiority is recessive.
Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Support global warming, ban population control.
Support your right to bare arms!
Suppose there was a brand new global war.
Suppose they gave a war and no-one came.
Sure, winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise is the last refuge of the incontinent.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Surrounded by the voices of strangers.
Suzi Cato: "I hope you enjoyed going up and down with me this afternoon."
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Sweet and sour curried snails and pasta with mushroom and a scoop of chips.
Swing low, sweet chario - SPLAT! - t, coming for to carry me home.
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
TVNZ, where we cram 20 minutes of news into a one hour news broadcast.
TWAIN: Technology Without An Interesting Name.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Take care, because I care.
Take each day 64 bits at a time.
Take everything in your stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
Take it easy, we're in a hurry.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
Take the bull by the horns.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Taking it to the world.
Talk language: how to use conversation for profit and pleasure.
Talk sense to a fool and she calls you foolish.
Talkers are no good doers.
Talking about a revulsion, yeah, yeah, grunt, snort.
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
Tankyu tumas blong givhan blong yu.
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the one for which you can get an extension.
Tea bar: place where one may purchase tea.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
Tele-evangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
Tell me - I forget : Show me - I understand : Involve me - I remember.
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
Tell the boys I want them to watch Walter Little.
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
Terminator 2 - a film with depth.
Terrific work.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Thank you for calling. Call again.
Thank you for correcting my spelling!
Thank you for your order.
That indefatigable and unsavoury engine of pollution, the dog.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
That should boost the margarine sales considerably.
That was very interesting. Now go away.
That wasn't me, but I would have loved to have done it.
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say `no' in any of them.
That would really set the cat among the pigeons.
That would really upset the apple-cart.
That'd be the butt.
That's a very nice thing for a surrogate brother to say.
That's funnier in Serbian!
That's not a bug, it's a feature.
That's not a thimble. It's armour, a Turkish nipple protector!
That's not encouraging.
That's not even mildly amusing.
That's not funny, it's just mildly amusing.
That's not right. That's not even wrong.
That's not the way it works.
That's one small step for man, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts.
That's one small step for man, one diant leap for mankind.
That's so miserable and I'm really fed up. Is it possible to be happier?
That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How much do I owe you?
That's very generous of you.
That's very good work.
That's why I keep falling over and whacking the side of my head.
The Adventures of Tiny Lizard.
The Americas Cup has almost become the Americas Plate.
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
The Artful Todger.
The Ayatollah Khomeini is a Shi'ite.
The Bible says nothing about dinosaurs or radar.
The Cat and Fiddle is now open.
The Crown is full of it!
The Eleventh Commandment: Don't give up.
The English are best. I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.
The English never enjoy themselves, except for a noble purpose.
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Forte Express facility allows automated rapid building of CRUD applications.
The Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The Jesus industry is becoming ever more seedy.
The Killer Ducks are coming!
The Kim Hill show. Crap without those intrusive commercials.
The Last Don II.
The Lord makes 'em and the Devil pairs 'em.
The Mayor of Hiroshima said so.
The O'Malley twins are drunk again.
The Pope headbutts the Queen.
The Pope wears hand me down hats.
The Presbyterian mixed rain dancing team will be performing again this weekend.
The Readers Digest Sock Research Institute does not lie.
The Te Awanga Brass Band.
The Universe is hard to comprehend because there's nothing to compare it with.
The aborigines in Australia first, the maoris in New Zealand First.
The adverb always follows the verb.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
The answer is blowing in the whinge.
The answer lies in the soil.
The ant who cried aardvark.
The aphorisms for adults.
The apple tree never asks the beech how it shall grow.
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
The artiste formerly known as 'You noisy bastard'.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
The barble is not the book of God.
The benefit of not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise.
The best defence against logic is ignorance.
The best exercise for the butt is to bend over for somebody else.
The best exercise for the heart is to lean over backwards for somebody else.
The best thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Xmas presents.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
The best thing about pagan friends is, they worship the ground that you walk on.
The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
The best wine is the oldest, the best cat used to be.
The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.
The better you are, the lickier you get.
The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't reuse time.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
The bland leadeth the bland and both shall fall into the kitsch.
The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France.
The boy stood on the burning deck.
The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band.
The busy bee has no time for sorrow.
The busy cat has no time for treacle.
The calliope crashed to the ground.
The camel never sees its hump: that of its brother is always before its eyes.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uh...
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The choice is simple: Deep and meaningful or shallow and meaningless.
The cistern contains: the fountain overflows.
The cistern is tidy: the fountain is a mess.
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
The condemned cannibal ate a hearty warder.
The condemned man ate a hearty breakfast.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for people to eat.
The crinimals steal aminals.
The crow wished every thing was black, the owl that every thing was white.
The crowded trouser is the wrath of God.
The cruellest lies are often told in silence.
The cut worm forgives the plow.
The danger of the past: men became slaves. The future danger: men become robots.
The day is infinite for him who knows how to appreciate and use it.
The demi-god stands on the hemisphere looking at the half-moon.
The devil made me do it the first time. After that, I did it all by myself.
The devil will find work for idle hands to do.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
The difference is clear.
The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
The eagle never lost so much time, as when it submitted to learn of the crow.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The elephant cannot change its mind.
The elephant cannot change its trousers.
The elephant changes its mind as often as oily Jim makes sense.
The elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
The end of the world will occur at 3pm this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The epitome of sartorial elegance.
The eyes of fire, the beard of earth, the smile of dirty Erlin.
The eyes of fire, the nostrils of air, the mouth of water, the beard of earth.
The fact that it works is immaterial.
The family that plays together stays together.
The family that prays together lays together.
The family that strangles together dangles together.
The fart's greater than the hole.
The fat lady can't sing.
The file which I have accidentally deleted was due for archival sometime anyway.
The first bug to hit a clean windscreen lands directly in front of your eyes.
The first cut is the deepest.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
The first fart is the smelliest.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
The first rule is, there are no rules!
The first three minutes of life are the most dangerous.
The first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off.
The fox provides for himself, but gran provides for the lion.
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gift of herpes. Far better to give than to receive.
The gift of love. Far better to give than to receive.
The good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
The good thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
The grass is greener on the other side-but that's because they use more manure.
The graveyards are full of indispensable people.
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity that they provoke.
The greatest invention since braille traffic lights.
The half's greater than the whole.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
The hardest thing in the world: to accept a little success & leave it that way.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The healthy don't torture others-mostly it's the tortured who become torturers.
The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
The hours of folly are fed by the cat but of wisdom no cat can fathom.
The hours of folly are measured by the clock but of wisdom no clock can measure.
The howling whinge of change is whistling through the land.
The howling wind of change is whistling through the land.
The human differs from lesser primates in the passion for lists of `Ten Best'.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The illegal we do at once, the unconstitutional takes a little longer.
The impossible we do at once, miracles take a little longer.
The key to flexibility is indecision.
The king leopard cannot change its stripes.
The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
The leopard cannot change its spots.
The leopard does not wish to change its spots.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
The lion never asks the horse how he shall take his prey.
The lioness never asks the mare how she shall take her prey.
The list MP from Hell.
The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The madness in this method is not readily apparent.
The main problem with this office. The sleeping accommodation is third world.
The man was either mad, or both.
The man who cries cries.
The man who mistook his wife for a hat.
The management are not responsible for the views expressed in these aphorisms.
The mass of a nation...will more easily fall victim to a big lie than small lie.
The meek shall inherit the earth - but not its mineral rights.
The meek shall inherit the earth - they are too weak to refuse.
The meteorologist left town because the weather didn't agree with him.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
The more a monkey climbs, the more you can see of his behind.
The more law and order is made prominent, the more thieves there will be.
The more often I have a good attitude, the more often I get shafted.
The more often I have a good attitude, the more often I have a good day.
The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
The more things a man has to be ashemed of, the more respectable he is.
The more things change, the more they are the same.

Barton 3200+ 400MHz
A7N8X Deluxe
Liquid
2x512 Crucial DDR 400 PC3200
GeForce FX5900
Maxtor DiamondMaxPlus9@80Gig
SONY CD 52x
SONY RW 52x/24x/52x
SONY DVD 16x/40x