I'm here, at your service.
However, the bad news is that the name change functionality for administrators is temporarily down. We're hoping to have it back at some point, but in the interim you may be stuck with your username for a bit.
Matthew, the functionality for this is now done on a case by case basis, and placed in the queue for processing. If you'd like to have your name changed, please contact me via PM with your current username and the username you'd like it changed to.