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<A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/21/offbeat.porn.prayer.reut/index.html" target="_new">Article</A>

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JERUSALEM, Israel (Reuters) -- An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn sites while browsing the Internet.

<i>"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed....</i>


Wait a minute....all we have to do to cleanse our rigs of viruses now is to pray for them? Goodbye Norton! See ya later! :lol:


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I guess the prayer didn't work for the guy who posted in the motherboard and chipset forum. Did you see the thread about a guy asking about the best gaming motherboard he could buy? I was shocked to find out his wife destroyed his computer with a hammer because she found porn on it.
Women are evil. LOL :lol:

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Reply to zpyrd
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I forgot to follow up on that thread. Poor guy. His wife is a lunatic.

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Reply to dhlucke

WHAT?!?! Holy crap!

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Reply to Auburn9698
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Oh yes, she whacked the thing to death. Hormones, you know!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Just cruised it. What a bee-atch.

Saw SOD being his usual self in there. :lol:

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Reply to Auburn9698
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Yes Sir!! I'd hate to see her actually catch him out on her!! Smith & Wesson (sp?) comes to mind!!!





Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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