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Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same phukkin' thing

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Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


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The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fukcing dangerous to have a racecar in the fukcing red, that's all. I might blow.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

Aww, beat me to it, more accurately.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 01/22/04 07:14 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What? What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKCER, do you speak it?
Brett: YES!
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfukcer! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fukc him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fukc him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fukced by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

I should give up on trying not to cheat, shouldn't I?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Honesty is vastly overrated when it comes to stuff like this.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

I'm gonna call in a couple of hard pipe-hittin' (peeps) to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

{edit: Speaking of....anybody seen svol?}

<pre>No! I won't cheat! You can't make me!</pre><p><font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 01/22/04 09:58 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.



In the fifth, my ass goes down

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

why'd you shoot marvin

<font color=purple><b><i>The Principle's of the Lust are easy to understand. Do what feel, feel until the end</b></i></font color=purple>

jimmy I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead n#$$5r storage?"

jules "man jimmy you know we didn't see any sign"

jimmy "don't f#$%n jimmy jules did you see a sign that said dead n#$%ger storage?

jules "naw man i didn't"

jimmie "you know why you didn't see that sign"

jules "why"

jimmie "cause storing dead n#$%gers aint my [-peep-] business"


<font color=purple><b><i>The Principle's of the Lust are easy to understand. Do what feel, feel until the end</b></i></font color=purple>

Who's motorcycle is this?
Zedd's.....
Who's Zedd?
Zedd's dead baby.....Zedd's dead......

<font color=blue> "Speech is silver. Silence is Golden." - Anonymous German Proverb </font color=blue>

Jules to Vincent regarding swine: Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, cuz I aint eatin' the filthy mutherfuker.

<font color=blue> "Speech is silver. Silence is Golden." - Anonymous German Proverb </font color=blue>

LANCE: I've never done this before either, and I ain't starting now.
You brought her here, that means you gotta give her the shot, the day I bring an OD-ing bitch to your place, then I gotta give her the shot.

VINCENT: Ok, Ok What do I do...

LANCE: Well, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart. But she's got a breast plate in front of her heart, so you gotta pierce through that. So what you gotta do is bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.

VINCENT: I gotta stab her?

LANCE: If you want the needle to pierce through to her heart, you gotta stab her HARD. Then once you do, push down on the plunger.

VINCENT: What happens after that?

LANCE: I'm curious about that myself...

VINCENT: This ain't no [-peep-]' joke man!


GREAT Scene. Reminds me of a few parties I've been to.


- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! - <font color=green>RED </font color=green> <font color=red> GREEN</font color=red> GA to SK

ROFL!!! I just watched it a few weeks back. I still haven't seen reservoir dogs though.

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<font color=red><b>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red></b>

you haven't seen reservoir dogs, go to video store rent movie watch.

f$^57g brilliant movie. if you rent the dvd you can actually see "the scene" you'll know it when you come to it. the reservoir dogs soundtrack is killer with steven wright voicing as a dj kay bill supersounds of thd seventies

<font color=purple><b><i>The Principle's of the Lust are easy to understand. Do what feel, feel until the end</b></i></font color=purple>

Can I have blueberry pancakes?
Yeah baby you can have blueberry pancakes.
Who's bike is this?
It's Zed's.
Who is Zed?
Zed's dead.

If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.

Marsellus: In the night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fuvkin' with you. Fukc pride! Pride only hurts. It never helps.

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Jules: Fukc, n*****, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I washed 'em. This sh!t's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fukcin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad!

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

Hey, that's cool and the gang!


<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fukced-up, repugnant sh!t!
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that sh!t! The motherfukcer who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass!

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

vincent "you ever given a guy a foot massage?"
jules "fV$k you"

<font color=purple><b><i>The Principle's of the Lust are easy to understand. Do what feel, feel until the end</b></i></font color=purple>

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good

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