Slamming The Door In A Persons Face

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About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?

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"Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>>
>> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> bang on the door.
>>
>> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>>
>> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> being as stupid as them.
>>
>> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> fake guy in the sky.
>>
>>
>>
>
> Too bad. You need Jesus.

Like a fish needs a bicycle.


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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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> "Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>> "Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>>> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>>> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>>> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>>> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>>>
>>> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>>> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>>> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>>> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>>> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>>> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>>> bang on the door.
>>>
>>> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>>>
>>> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>>> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>>> being as stupid as them.
>>>
>>> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>>> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>>> fake guy in the sky.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Too bad. You need Jesus.
>
> Like a fish needs a bicycle.

Worst. Feminist. Quote. Ever.

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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote:

>
>"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>>
>> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> bang on the door.
>>
>> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>>
>> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> being as stupid as them.
>>
>> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> fake guy in the sky.
>>
>
>Too bad. You need Jesus.

Moron.

You need both a brain and to learn courtesy.

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"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>
> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
> bang on the door.
>
> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>
> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
> being as stupid as them.
>
> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
> fake guy in the sky.
>
>
>
> -
> Can we stop fighting, and start living?

If I have the time, I invite them in, serve them tea, and try to talk them
out of their religion. At least it's entertaining, and a couple of times,
when they've brought the junior apprentice JW's, I think I may have spawned
an atheist or two. Poor kids.

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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:


>
>Too bad. You need Jesus.
>

And you don't?

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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 20:33:14 GMT, "Large Farva" <none@nospam.com> wrote:

>White van? Maybe they were selling those $2500 Theater Digital Research
>speakers that are worth like $15.

A friend of mine fell for that. He called me up all excited about the "great
deal" he'd just gotten. Imagine his disappointment when I told him about the
white van speaker scam. :-)

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R. Pierce Butler wrote:

> I prefer to mess with their head by planting a logic bomb so
> significant and irrefutable that all other thoughts stop while
> they try to resolve the issue I have presented them with. The
> blank stare back is absolutely priceless. The only thing I can
> say to them after the bomb goes off is "Thanks for coming today
> and being a contestant in 'Welcome to My World'. I hope you
> have a nice day and good bye." They turn in silence and leave.

Care to share any of your favorite bombs?

Cheers,

b&

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> I do miss his funny clothes. It's a shame he got released after
> getting neck surgery though. I was hoping to get another -***** match
> against Cena.

I like his inking. He does pretty good work with Carlos Pacheco.

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R. Pierce Butler wrote:

> Ben Goren wrote:
>
>> R. Pierce Butler wrote:
>>
>>> I prefer to mess with their head by planting a logic bomb so
>>> significant and irrefutable that all other thoughts stop while
>>> they try to resolve the issue I have presented them with. The
>>> blank stare back is absolutely priceless. The only thing I
>>> can say to them after the bomb goes off is "Thanks for coming
>>> today and being a contestant in 'Welcome to My World'. I hope
>>> you have a nice day and good bye." They turn in silence and
>>> leave.
>>
>> Care to share any of your favorite bombs?
>
> This is going to take a while, so get comfy.

I did, and thanks! That was wonderful. Made my evening.

I'm not much of an actor--certainly not the over-acting type. But
I just might have to practice for the sole purpose of trying out
your trick. Even if not, I think I can pull off the same general
idea without the acting, in my own style.

A most useful addition to the arsenal, to be certain!

Cheers,

b&

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All but God can prove this sentence true.

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"H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Christopher A. Lee wrote:
>> On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
>> <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>> >> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> >> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> >> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> >> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>> >>
>> >> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> >> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> >> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> >> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> >> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> >> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> >> bang on the door.
>> >>
>> >> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>> >>
>> >> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> >> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> >> being as stupid as them.
>> >>
>> >> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> >> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> >> fake guy in the sky.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Too bad. You need Jesus.
>>
>> Moron.
>>
>> You need both a brain and to learn courtesy.
>
> That's just the troll from the xbox newsgroup, ignore him.
>

Yet another stupid ass alter ego of HIV Steve/LL Cool Names/Pizza
Hut/MasterBaiter/Harry Palms. You need to get a life, idiot. Stop changing
your name!

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"H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Mattinglyfan wrote:
>> "Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>> > About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> > was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> > all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> > time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>> >
>> > Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> > in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> > At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> > Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> > the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> > can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> > bang on the door.
>> >
>> > I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>> >
>> > I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> > jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> > being as stupid as them.
>> >
>> > I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> > better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> > fake guy in the sky.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Too bad. You need Jesus.
>
> I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.
>
> LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.
>

You thought?

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Firm but polite. Its the best practice.

"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message
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> In article <c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com>,
> Pizza Hut <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>>
>> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> bang on the door.
>>
>> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>>
>> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> being as stupid as them.
>>
>> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> fake guy in the sky.
>>
>
>
> As soon as it's clear what they are, I just say "Sorry, not interested."
> And close the door firmly, but without slamming before they can get
> another word in.
>
>
>
>>
>>
>> -
>> Can we stop fighting, and start living?
> --
> John Hachmann aa #1782
>
> "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
> atrocities"
> -Voltaire
>
>

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"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
> About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
> was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
> all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
> time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>
> Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
> in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
> At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
> Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
> the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
> can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
> bang on the door.
>
> I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>
> I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
> jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
> being as stupid as them.
>
> I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
> better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
> fake guy in the sky.

I like to grab their hair and pull their head forward just far enough to
slam it in the door at least four times and then pushing them backwards down
my concrete steps!
>
>
>
> -
> Can we stop fighting, and start living?

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 15:33:47 GMT, nobody <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

>"carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Not sure how crazy or persistant your JW's are in the U.S but here in Canada
>>it's not so bad. I've politely said to them that I'm just not interested in
>>the JW teaching and to please not come back. It's worked.
>
>That's no good. How would that give him a cute little story to relay
>to his peers in alt.atheism (not to mention the crossposting to
>irrelevant groups) so that he can earn some virtual brownie points?
>See, for some people, atheism is a fire that needs to be fueled from
>time to time. They need a confrontation, a feeling of being persecuted
>and a sense of superiority after they emerge victorious from the petty
>fights they pick.

Yet another example of the bigoted Christian lying about atheists
while hiding behind a pseudonym.

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:

>
>"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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>> On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
>> <nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Too bad. You need Jesus.
>>>
>>
>> And you don't?
>
>Yes I do. Dumb ass.
--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^

You should probably use something different to sign your posts with.

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<DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> wrote:

>You're welcome.

You're redundant.

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:43:44 GMT, nobody <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

>Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net> wrote:

Here's the lie "nobody" snipped:

"That's no good. How would that give him a cute little story to relay
to his peers in alt.atheism (not to mention the crossposting to
irrelevant groups) so that he can earn some virtual brownie points?
See, for some people, atheism is a fire that needs to be fueled from
time to time. They need a confrontation, a feeling of being
persecuted and a sense of superiority after they emerge victorious
from the petty fights they pick."


>>Yet another example of the bigoted Christian lying about atheists
>>while hiding behind a pseudonym.
>
>How predictable. And dead wrong.

It was predictable because you knew what the resonse would be to your
lie. And you are still hiding behind the pseudonym.

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There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "H.I.V. Steve"
<hiv_steve@yahoo.com> On 17 Jul 2005 04:32:39 -0700 this person wrote:

>
>
>Mattinglyfan wrote:
>> "H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1121566530.717471.137600@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> >
>> > Mattinglyfan wrote:
>> >> "Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >> news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...
>> >> > About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
>> >> > was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
>> >> > all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
>> >> > time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
>> >> >
>> >> > Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
>> >> > in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
>> >> > At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
>> >> > Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
>> >> > the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
>> >> > can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
>> >> > bang on the door.
>> >> >
>> >> > I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
>> >> >
>> >> > I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
>> >> > jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
>> >> > being as stupid as them.
>> >> >
>> >> > I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
>> >> > better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
>> >> > fake guy in the sky.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Too bad. You need Jesus.
>> >
>> > I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.
>> >
>> > LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.
>> >
>>
>> You thought?
>
>We're talking about you dumbass, nice lame attempt to switch it to me.
>
>Why don't you go continue being yourself, pathetic.

Don't encourage the troll Matting, just ignore him, he's worthless.

-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?

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John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:

> >
> >tell 'em you are Jewish.. ir freaks 'em out and they never come back..
> >
> >TRIED AND TRUE!!!!
>
> I can vouch for the fact that it does work. Telling them you're Catholic is
> pretty effective too. <G>

Not in Italy.
Oh, no, it isn't.

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Dull black his Glock is, and its brass-jacketed rounds are yellow."

Universal Life Church Minister, ordained December Seventh 2001